So i'm getting kicked out of home, and I couldn't be fucked saving for a car and all that shit, so long story short, I'm joining the army.
Hmm seems well thought out, but I remember your issues so I'll try to be helpful.
My pick would be
- A role where you get as much armor between you and the other guy as possible - Tank
- A role where you're generally as far from the enemy as possible - I'd pick artillery
- Something which equips you for a well paid job after the Army =/= sniper or infantry unless you want to be a contractor afterwards and face even more bullets - assuming there is a war on and anyone needs contractors.
The Navy is desperate for submariners - if you have no mortgage to pay for your whole salary would be free cash. Aus has a reasonable naval industry to go into afterwards.
Are you smart enough for the Air Force or Signals? Both super cushy from what I've heard.
What are your skills and interests? (Apart from bunnyhopping and planting claymores - which are both much harder IRL)
Before the 'STFU Dilbert' comments start, I did join the TAVR Royal Engineers when I was younger and foolisher.
After 6 months turning up unpaid the CO STILL couldn't get hold of a Doctor to give us a medical so the 30 of us waiting could A) Get paid and B) actually do training and go on exercise instead of just sit in the base watching the clock so I thought 'screw this' and quit.
Couldn't find an Army Doctor in Aldershot FFS. Stupid prick was so busy screwing the wives of the officers on deployment he didn't have time to do his job.
That and the instructor giving us an intro to the L85 - 'Its a piece of shit and it doesn't work - but we don't have a choice. Re-assemble it wrong and its single shot until the armourer can fit a new barrel'
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2008-06-28 23:48:41)