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Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6928|Tyne & Wear, England
Good.  Starbucks is the scourge of the planet.

I cant put into words how much I hate Starbucks and the whole Starbucks culture.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
**LiLp-DeFiNeD
Banned
+54|6620|Vancouver, BC, Canada
This guy makes fun of stupid laws and people and the like,

He has a book, and a site with special features like video's to go with it.

In this one, he's fed up with all the Starbucks' and decides to make his own in the only place they have left............................................An existing Starbucks.



Great book BTW, BUY IT
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6903
When people don't have a lot of money, they aren't going to buy overpriced superficial items.  Coffee is coffee, and the current economic trend is making the pretentious realize that it all tastes the same.  I'm kind of happy, as I hate starbucks and all the bullshit they pretend to be. 

Any place that sells you a 5 dollar cup of crap, and then pushes a Josh Groban CD on you deserves it's fate.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7114
Damnnnnn

My history teacher always told me that a sign the economy is doing badly is when people can't afford a cup of coffee!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7086|London, England

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Damnnnnn

My history teacher always told me that a sign the economy is doing badly is when people can't afford a cup of coffee!
The shit they sell at Starbucks =/= a cup of coffee
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7114
o and they don't even have starbucks in Norway....

Fucking Norwegian government and their insistence on protecting the Norwegian coffee business...the jokes on them tbh because it was the main vendor was started by an Italian.
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6808|tropical regions of london

Wallpaper wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

blademaster wrote:


hahah here in states they would have to drive extra 100 yards
and tThey still won't know how to string a grammatically correct sentence together.
got him coach
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|7020
In Ireland there were no Starbucks up until a year ago. Now there's one in my fucking office building. Having said that Starbucks saved me at times when I was out in China.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7136|UK

CameronPoe wrote:

In Ireland there were no Starbucks up until a year ago. Now there's one in my fucking office building. Having said that Starbucks saved me at times when I was out in China.
You didn't do the fully monty in china?! No bird nest soup? no mioaw miaow and woofy woofy on your plate? Snake blood...or is that thailand.  Anyway i would have tried it, tiger cock and bear bile...no problem.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
RDMC
Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!
+736|7030|Area 51

Wallpaper wrote:

Scorpion0x17 wrote:

blademaster wrote:


hahah here in states they would have to drive extra 100 yards
and tThey still wdon't know how to string a grammatically correct sentence together.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7086|London, England

m3thod wrote:

CameronPoe wrote:

In Ireland there were no Starbucks up until a year ago. Now there's one in my fucking office building. Having said that Starbucks saved me at times when I was out in China.
You didn't do the fully monty in china?! No bird nest soup? no mioaw miaow and woofy woofy on your plate? Snake blood...or is that thailand.  Anyway i would have tried it, tiger cock and bear bile...no problem.
halal tiger cock, somehow i don't think it exists
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7136|UK

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

m3thod wrote:

CameronPoe wrote:

In Ireland there were no Starbucks up until a year ago. Now there's one in my fucking office building. Having said that Starbucks saved me at times when I was out in China.
You didn't do the fully monty in china?! No bird nest soup? no mioaw miaow and woofy woofy on your plate? Snake blood...or is that thailand.  Anyway i would have tried it, tiger cock and bear bile...no problem.
halal tiger cock, somehow i don't think it exists
What makes you think i stick to halal food bar pork Ganesh?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6426|Washington DC

m3thod wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

m3thod wrote:


You didn't do the fully monty in china?! No bird nest soup? no mioaw miaow and woofy woofy on your plate? Snake blood...or is that thailand.  Anyway i would have tried it, tiger cock and bear bile...no problem.
halal tiger cock, somehow i don't think it exists
What makes you think i stick to halal food bar pork Ganesh?
That went from proper sentence to 'wat' in 8 words
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6958|N. Ireland

oChaos.Haze wrote:

When people don't have a lot of money, they aren't going to buy overpriced superficial items.  Coffee is coffee, and the current economic trend is making the pretentious realize that it all tastes the same.  I'm kind of happy, as I hate starbucks and all the bullshit they pretend to be. 

Any place that sells you a 5 dollar cup of crap, and then pushes a Josh Groban CD on you deserves it's fate.
Sorry, but you are an absolute moron. I've never met someone so ridiculous ... you think all coffee tastes the same? Grow some taste buds.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|7136|UK
Not everyone is a coffee connoisseur.....
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6903

kylef wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:

When people don't have a lot of money, they aren't going to buy overpriced superficial items.  Coffee is coffee, and the current economic trend is making the pretentious realize that it all tastes the same.  I'm kind of happy, as I hate starbucks and all the bullshit they pretend to be. 

Any place that sells you a 5 dollar cup of crap, and then pushes a Josh Groban CD on you deserves it's fate.
Sorry, but you are an absolute moron. I've never met someone so ridiculous ... you think all coffee tastes the same? Grow some taste buds.
Yes, I am the absolute moron, because I think all coffee tastes the same.  Irony, look it up sometime idiot. 

You sir, are an absolute moron, and I thank you for not making me have to prove it.  You've already done it for me.  Now disconnect, get a brain, and a life. 

75% of the world's coffee comes from Coffee Arabica.  This is what you are probably drinking.  You've been fooled by what they add AFTER the bean, into thinking it's some cup of awesomeness.  This is precisely what Starbucks does.  Coffee in and of itself is just Coffee.  Man, did they not teach you logic in school?

You've never met someone so ridiculous?  You are more ridiculous than I, having just uttered that moronic statement.

GG it's fun talking to idiots.

Last edited by oChaos.Haze (2008-07-02 13:23:33)

chittydog
less busy
+586|7300|Kubra, Damn it!

You don't need to fight just because oChaos can't taste the difference between different types of coffee. Everyone's tastes are different and some people are more sensitive to some tastes than others. Also, some things, like coffee, require some familiarity to understand the differences. It took me a long time to be able to taste the difference between different types of wine. I still can't tell the difference between MacIntosh and Red Delicious apples.

oChaos, you're right in saying some coffee tastes better "in opinion", but you're wrong in saying that it doesn't taste different. Different types of beans make different types of coffee regardless of what you add later.


EDIT: I just realized you said that all coffee tastes the same, then you said that coffee from the supermarket tastes better!?!?

Last edited by chittydog (2008-07-02 13:27:05)

oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6903

chittydog wrote:

You don't need to fight just because oChaos can't taste the difference between different types of coffee. Everyone's tastes are different and some people are more sensitive to some tastes than others. Also, some things, like coffee, require some familiarity to understand the differences. It took me a long time to be able to taste the difference between different types of wine.

oChaos, you're right in saying some coffee tastes better "in opinion", but you're wrong in saying that it doesn't taste different. Different types of beans make different types of coffee regardless of what you add later.
I understand that.  I am saying that all the coffee that MOST people drink come from ONE bean.  But they make the mistake in thinking the things put in after the bean change the coffee.  They don't.  They just hide the shitty taste.  Starbucks has so many different flavors, yet they all come from one  kind of bean.  They even fool you by saying where it was grown.  Their latin american beans?  Coffee Arabica.  Their african beans?  Coffee Arabica.
Their arabic beans?  Coffee Arabica. 

Some advice I got that was beautiful when I was younger:  An Acquired Taste is just you fooling yourself from believing it tastes like shit.

Last edited by oChaos.Haze (2008-07-02 13:31:54)

naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7026|Southampton, UK

kylef wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

kylef wrote:

It's actually kinda funny - because most Starbucks in the US have their americano at $1.75. Here in the UK it is £1.75 (equiv. $3.40)
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT
I JUST DO
Didn't you hear?
Kyle was Born in Starbucks!
chittydog
less busy
+586|7300|Kubra, Damn it!

oChaos.Haze wrote:

chittydog wrote:

You don't need to fight just because oChaos can't taste the difference between different types of coffee. Everyone's tastes are different and some people are more sensitive to some tastes than others. Also, some things, like coffee, require some familiarity to understand the differences. It took me a long time to be able to taste the difference between different types of wine.

oChaos, you're right in saying some coffee tastes better "in opinion", but you're wrong in saying that it doesn't taste different. Different types of beans make different types of coffee regardless of what you add later.
I understand that.  I am saying that all the coffee that MOST people drink come from ONE bean.  But they make the mistake in thinking the things put in after the bean change the coffee.  They don't.  They just hide the shitty taste.

Some advice I got that was beautiful when I was younger:  An Acquired Taste is just you fooling yourself from believing it tastes like shit.
Lol @ the acquired taste advice, I like that. That's how I always felt about beer. Everyone will flame me for this, but I call it the emperor's new clothes. It's so awful, I can't understand how anyone can choke it down.
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6903

chittydog wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:

chittydog wrote:

You don't need to fight just because oChaos can't taste the difference between different types of coffee. Everyone's tastes are different and some people are more sensitive to some tastes than others. Also, some things, like coffee, require some familiarity to understand the differences. It took me a long time to be able to taste the difference between different types of wine.

oChaos, you're right in saying some coffee tastes better "in opinion", but you're wrong in saying that it doesn't taste different. Different types of beans make different types of coffee regardless of what you add later.
I understand that.  I am saying that all the coffee that MOST people drink come from ONE bean.  But they make the mistake in thinking the things put in after the bean change the coffee.  They don't.  They just hide the shitty taste.

Some advice I got that was beautiful when I was younger:  An Acquired Taste is just you fooling yourself from believing it tastes like shit.
Lol @ the acquired taste advice, I like that. That's how I always felt about beer. Everyone will flame me for this, but I call it the emperor's new clothes. It's so awful, I can't understand how anyone can choke it down.
Flame me too.  When it comes to drinking I'll never drink beer.  Only hard liquor.  I'm in for the effect, not the taste.  Chitty I like you more everyday.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6958|N. Ireland
I've been on coffee since I was about 3 and my taste buds are acute to the slightest change, yes. I take different blends regularly and the difference in taste is nothing short of incredible. Although, the best coffee I ever had was at an espresso bar in Spain. Damn, it was good - I've yet to find a taste like it, I wish I asked the bartender which blend he gave me.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6965|so randum
I can tell the differences between Teas.

Last edited by FatherTed (2008-07-02 14:06:30)

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
oChaos.Haze
Member
+90|6903

kylef wrote:

I've been on coffee since I was about 3 and my taste buds are acute to the slightest change, yes. I take different blends regularly and the difference in taste is nothing short of incredible. Although, the best coffee I ever had was at an espresso bar in Spain. Damn, it was good - I've yet to find a taste like it, I wish I asked the bartender which blend he gave me.
I apologize kylef.  It was just a rough morning and when the moronic accusations came out, I sort of flew off the handle.  No harm man, you know how forums can be. 

I merely set off originally to make the point that almost all the coffee we drink derives from the same bean.  And that Starbucks is just a master at diluting, or hiding that fact.  No blood no foul, Kylef?
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7114

kylef wrote:

oChaos.Haze wrote:

When people don't have a lot of money, they aren't going to buy overpriced superficial items.  Coffee is coffee, and the current economic trend is making the pretentious realize that it all tastes the same.  I'm kind of happy, as I hate starbucks and all the bullshit they pretend to be. 

Any place that sells you a 5 dollar cup of crap, and then pushes a Josh Groban CD on you deserves it's fate.
Sorry, but you are an absolute moron. I've never met someone so ridiculous ... you think all coffee tastes the same? Grow some taste buds.
Kyle...no need to be so patronizing

Let the man have his opinion...most of what he's saying is true

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2008-07-02 15:50:35)

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