GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|7209

Dear fellow BF2s members,

I would like to say that I have finally come to terms with it, I have gotten past the denial stage, and I can finally say it loud and proud: "I am a C4 whore!".

A friend of mine just pointed out that my stats seemed to reflect a level of noobness not seen by him before in his 10 years of computer gaming. He promptly suggested that I go ahead and get some help to overcome my problem. As you can see, my stats speak clearly:

Weapon                                              Time                Kills    Deaths  Ratio     Acc
Explosives (C4, Claymore, AT Mine)      12:34:35      1,606      1,087    1.48      48.90%

I am happy to report I am in the process of removing C4 from my arsenal of weapons, opting for the more manly Medic and Engineer kits as often as I can. I also have begun actually shooting people instead of just ripping them to pieces with a jump and a quick click of the mouse. Soon, I may start capping flags again and working with my team, rather than baiting them for a good C4 kill.

I may never completelly heal from this addiction, as I will always cherish those moments where a strategically placed C4 charge, followed by a quick hop and a frantic right-click to left-click mouse action, resulted in anywhere between 3-7 instantaneous kills.

I will also fondly remember the mad rushing to the nearest armor with C4 in hand, dodging it's bullets in a Matrix-Like manner, and then finally releasing two C4 charges into the air contemplating my pending death, and sending the tank to oblivion.

The fresh smell of C4 will never leave my nostrils; the ear-bursting explosion will never leave my ears either, as I was always flirting with death in my whoring. Blowing C4 is dangerous business you know, especially in a world where this all happens 5-10 ft in front of you, and where 1 inch was the difference between a successful C4 bombing, and a suicidal C4 bombing. Many times I would miss this mark and blow myself up unnecessarily, but it was all part of the game.

And who could forget the countless vote-kicks when a C4 suicide rush killed 2 teammates, 4 enemies, and left the nearest flag open for capture. Ah, the sweet words of my fellow players will always be fresh in my mind:
"GotMex? you noob omg wtf stop C4ing"
"Why don't you get some skill GotMex?"
"You have been punished for a teamkill!" x 3
And my personal favorite "Arghdsakjglhakjdhgadkgjlakdjghj;"

I hope my journey to recovery will be succesful, and I look forward to the day I will be able to play like a real man with all you exemplary BF2 players. Wish me luck, and please, if you play with me, do not tempt me to go back into my devious ways by waving C4 in front of me, or racking up 40+ kills with it. It's hard to resist the devils temptations...

SinC4rly,
GotMex?
JimCognito
Member
+10|7127
I'm and anti tank whore...is that possible?
ComradeWho
Member
+50|7141|Southern California
nobody is under any obligation to balance the amount of time they use any class/vehicle/weapon.
Xristos1
God's Little Squirt
+18|7113|Colorado
Hi, my name is !Loco!Xristos1.  I to am a C4 whore.  My last detonation was about 15hrs ago, and the thirst to detonate is intoxicating.  I feel that warm blast of flesh and dust cover my body and it sends chills down my spine. The rush of taking out 6 guys at a flag is orgasmic and gives me the need to grab a tissue... I too need to stop this "addiction", and maybe the "patch" will help but I will never forget that feeling of fresh charred tank smoke filling my lungs with joy.
GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|7209

I feel that the patch is just taking the easy way out Xristos. Maybe God can lead us down the path of righteousness to get rid of this addiction?

I heard the other day that too much C4'ing can make you blind... or you'll grow hair on your detonation hand...
a1911
Member
+0|7083
What is this.... C4 anonymous???
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7197
u can not jump and throw c4 anymore so maybe that will help.
smk_valvanite
Member
+12|7122|New Zealand, CHCH

Xristos1 wrote:

Hi, my name is !Loco!Xristos1.  I to am a C4 whore.  My last detonation was about 15hrs ago, and the thirst to detonate is intoxicating.  I feel that warm blast of flesh and dust cover my body and it sends chills down my spine. The rush of taking out 6 guys at a flag is orgasmic and gives me the need to grab a tissue... I too need to stop this "addiction", and maybe the "patch" will help but I will never forget that feeling of fresh charred tank smoke filling my lungs with joy.
ahhhhhh ok?
Landepaukku
Finnish bush-man
+23|7283|Finland
Gotmex, have you counted how many threads you have generated about anything related to explosives?
Friluftshund
I cnat slpel!!!
+54|7159|Norway
Hello Gotmex, hello Xristos1...We're all proud of you, you have realised your problem and seen the light..

Now get in a god damn car and continue your C4-whoring!!!
GotMex?
$623,493,674,868,715.98 in Debt
+193|7209

Landepaukku wrote:

Gotmex, have you counted how many threads you have generated about anything related to explosives?
No, have you?

And I have been off C4 for quite a while now. There is just no effective way to use it anymore. Bring on the PKM!
INCSOC
Member since 1984
+113|7126|Denver, CO
lol you think you have a problem? take a look out our C4 Whore hall of famer:

http://bf2s.com/player/43457727/
C4 159:21:54 45,058 14,135 3.19

now THAT guy has a problem
guppy99_00
Banned
+11|7178|kansas
since we all are man out here and admitting stuff................. im a tank whore there i said it.
48065303    im a man about it.....

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