13rin
Member
+977|6943
Take a Boat!  Neighbor of my Parents (live on the FL keys) took his 60' ocean yacht to the Bahamas for a month.  Gas bill for trip $57,000.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6858|The Gem Saloon

DBBrinson1 wrote:

Take a Boat!  Neighbor of my Parents (live on the FL keys) took his 60' ocean yacht to the Bahamas for a month.  Gas bill for trip $57,000.
H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T-!



that is fucking outrageous.
though, my ex father in law lives down in tampa, right off the ocean. judging from some of the homes i saw while i was there, i guess fifty something grand in gas doesnt hurt em too bad.

still though, even when im bathing in money, i dont know if i will have the heart to drop that much
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7025|Southampton, UK

Parker wrote:

DBBrinson1 wrote:

Take a Boat!  Neighbor of my Parents (live on the FL keys) took his 60' ocean yacht to the Bahamas for a month.  Gas bill for trip $57,000.
H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T-!



that is fucking outrageous.
though, my ex father in law lives down in tampa, right off the ocean. judging from some of the homes i saw while i was there, i guess fifty something grand in gas doesnt hurt em too bad.

still though, even when im bathing in money, i dont know if i will have the heart to drop that much
Ad. for that:

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13rin
Member
+977|6943

Parker wrote:

DBBrinson1 wrote:

Take a Boat!  Neighbor of my Parents (live on the FL keys) took his 60' ocean yacht to the Bahamas for a month.  Gas bill for trip $57,000.
H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T-!



that is fucking outrageous.
though, my ex father in law lives down in tampa, right off the ocean. judging from some of the homes i saw while i was there, i guess fifty something grand in gas doesnt hurt em too bad.

still though, even when im bathing in money, i dont know if i will have the heart to drop that much
I doubt it hurt this joker.  He just won 50K in a fishing tourney televised on Sunsports.  Well, he wasn't acutally on TV cause he didn't let any crew on board cause they trashed his boat and treated his wife like crap last time he was in that tourney...  He about drinks himself to death over the series of a few months, then he dries up his liver only to do it again.  Kinda sad, but the guy has fun.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7220|Scotland

FatherTed wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

wah1188 wrote:


Bit hurtful that.
You bring it upon yourselves. Spanish football tops, suncream, caps, big sunglasses, sandals and socks, loud voices, prickish attitude to the hosts, not speaking one word of the language of the country you are visiting. You are infamous for being shit tourists.
Going to a theme park in Spain is hilarious, seeing all the British adults and children ( even the girls ) wearing football tops and white with suncream ( the more you put on does not mean you get less burnt ) and thinking they are so cool. It's so ugly.
I'm a good tourist, i speak German (almost fluently), conversational Spanish, Greek, French and Italian.

Plus, i'm fit.
Teddy, it was a generalisation.
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6866|dm_maidenhead
You're all gonna feel real bad if something has actually happened to him.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6964|so randum

Gooners wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:


Secret Agent Ted tbh
I also hold a rifle license, can (sort of) fly light aircraft, am rather good at swimming, and have trained in martial arts.

Call me Ward.

James Ward.
Bond

Ted Bond

00TED
You may not use more than 10 karma points in 24 hours.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6856|Southern California

djphetal wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

I want to see where this is going
where this is going is here:

When I fly, because I'm not religious, and because I am a pussy, I need to find some reason why I will not fall and die. God doesn't work because like I said, I'm not religious, but I love music. It's the closest thing I have to religion. String theory is a unified field theory (theory of EVERYTHING) that asserts that the universe is made of strings that vibrate at different frequencies. That's music, in essence. So, if EVERYTHING is music, and I love music, I should be safe while flying, right?

... right?

That's at least how little deluded me thinks when flying. I fly once or twice a year, and every time for the last 3 years, that's what I've thought. It eases my mind... at least a little.

So maybe, try that Sam!
Isn't it easier to say you wont fall and die because the shape of the planes wing forces the air traveling around the top of the to travel a greater distance the then air traveling around the bottom creating a pressure differential great enough that when acting over the entire surface area of the wing will provide sufficient force to lift the plane rather then misunderstanding advance physics that is beyond your understanding?
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6438|England

wat
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SamTheMan:D wrote:

wat
wuhhhh, the kidnappers have wifi access in their jungle?

Sam ask em what they want or how much money?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7085|London, England

1927 wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

wat
wuhhhh, the kidnappers have wifi access in their jungle?

Sam ask em what they want or how much money?
Trace 'em with the I.P address, that's if those Spanish terrorists didn't use that Proxy in Tajikistan like that one time when I was in.....school......

SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6438|England

lulz

I posted this last monday and i got back late last night, why does everyone think something happened
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7085|London, England

SamTheMan:D wrote:

lulz

I posted this last monday and i got back late last night, why does everyone think something happened
That's what I was saying, but you know these guys, they're like the media (or like mums)
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6438|England

anyway

there was this black guy on the beach with about 20 pairs of glasses in each hand and he was walking around saying to everyone


you want to buy glasses man? they are cheap no ?

cmon.. small price for the english man

you no want some bling bling eh?


i was like lolololol no thanks mate
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SamTheMan:D wrote:

anyway

there was this black guy on the beach with about 20 pairs of glasses in each hand and he was walking around saying to everyone


you want to buy glasses man? they are cheap no ?

cmon.. small price for the english man

you no want some bling bling eh?


i was like lolololol no thanks mate
Was he selling gold chains, like "real" proper gold?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6937|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

lulz

I posted this last monday and i got back late last night, why does everyone think something happened
That's what I was saying, but you know these guys, they're like the media (or like mums)
What is he wearing NOW?! (Did you brush your teeth? Are you ok? Did you eat enough?) He was seen in public! BUYING JUICE !!!!1


Whaddaya mean???
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Sam was it a family holiday or did you get to 'Flick some sand' ?
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6438|England

1927 wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

anyway

there was this black guy on the beach with about 20 pairs of glasses in each hand and he was walking around saying to everyone


you want to buy glasses man? they are cheap no ?

cmon.. small price for the english man

you no want some bling bling eh?


i was like lolololol no thanks mate
Was he selling gold chains, like "real" proper gold?
sun glasses lol


family holiday btw
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SamTheMan:D wrote:

1927 wrote:

SamTheMan:D wrote:

anyway

there was this black guy on the beach with about 20 pairs of glasses in each hand and he was walking around saying to everyone


you want to buy glasses man? they are cheap no ?

cmon.. small price for the english man

you no want some bling bling eh?


i was like lolololol no thanks mate
Was he selling gold chains, like "real" proper gold?
sun glasses lol


family holiday btw
Ah so you kept it in your pocket then the whole week?
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6937|6 6 4 oh, I forget

SamTheMan:D wrote:

anyway

there was this black guy on the beach with about 20 pairs of glasses in each hand and he was walking around saying to everyone


you want to buy glasses man? they are cheap no ?

cmon.. small price for the english man

you no want some bling bling eh?


i was like lolololol no thanks mate
Hehe. Last winter at Lanzarote (or one of those islands) I bought "genuwine" Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses from one dude trying to rob me for 25-30€. I dug the rest of my coins from the bottom of my pocket and slammed them on the table. That Loch Ness monster got around threefiddy and I got sunglasses for the two weeks in the sun

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