| Hell yea! | 42% | 42% - 39 | ||||
| Only if I wandered on the wrong street... | 8% | 8% - 8 | ||||
| No way! Crazy Bastads' | 34% | 34% - 31 | ||||
| You go run with the bulls! (standard FU) | 14% | 14% - 13 | ||||
| Total: 91 | ||||||
They started it mate. I paid £1 or whatever it was and the wonkey kicked me off itself.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
I think you are being mean 27...ive never had any of those creatures hurt me.though I have a friend whos interested in horse racing and stuff and he got his face kicked.was in hospital for like 3 days
But donkeys are the shit.I love them .My grandpa has a couple of them in crete,such cool and quiet animals...and when you scratch them between their ears they get that cute "aaaah oh man" look on their faces.you must be sick if you dont like emm.
lol great stuff.1927 wrote:
They started it mate. I paid £1 or whatever it was and the wonkey kicked me off itself.Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
I think you are being mean 27...ive never had any of those creatures hurt me.though I have a friend whos interested in horse racing and stuff and he got his face kicked.was in hospital for like 3 days
But donkeys are the shit.I love them .My grandpa has a couple of them in crete,such cool and quiet animals...and when you scratch them between their ears they get that cute "aaaah oh man" look on their faces.you must be sick if you dont like emm.
I am also shit scared of all these big beasts I have mentioned yet like a true hero I refuse for my kids to see this and will climb a fence an approach a gang of horses, walk up to the biggest and scratch its nose.
I have been bitten and kicked by this massive fooker once I think it was one of those 'shire' horses and I handt done anything other than yet again pay the gypo £2 for a ride in the carrage this thing was pulling. The worst of all horses are Police ones they are trained to be well nasty to you.
Typical 27'1927 wrote:
The only good thing I can think of right now regarding these huge pre-historic beasts of nature is the posh girls who ride them stick Jodphurs on and you can see there sweaty arses really well and then day dream about nailing a stable girl while pushing her face into hay.
Just imagine it though, a really posh girl, her parents going nuts over the young scruff she has pulled (thats Me) all their dreams of her being a top surgeon or vet or even a solicitor out the window as every night when I pull up......................eh hang on, this is a bit too close to home. When my Daughter comes back off hols with her BF and baby coolio in her belly best I have a lil word with him I think.Gooners wrote:
Typical 27'1927 wrote:
The only good thing I can think of right now regarding these huge pre-historic beasts of nature is the posh girls who ride them stick Jodphurs on and you can see there sweaty arses really well and then day dream about nailing a stable girl while pushing her face into hay.
You could write porn scripts you know?1927 wrote:
Just imagine it though, a really posh girl, her parents going nuts over the young scruff she has pulled (thats Me) all their dreams of her being a top surgeon or vet or even a solicitor out the window as every night when I pull up......................eh hang on, this is a bit too close to home. When my Daughter comes back off hols with her BF and baby coolio in her belly best I have a lil word with him I think.Gooners wrote:
Typical 27'1927 wrote:
The only good thing I can think of right now regarding these huge pre-historic beasts of nature is the posh girls who ride them stick Jodphurs on and you can see there sweaty arses really well and then day dream about nailing a stable girl while pushing her face into hay.
I could but not for bf2s.Gooners wrote:
You could write porn scripts you know?1927 wrote:
Just imagine it though, a really posh girl, her parents going nuts over the young scruff she has pulled (thats Me) all their dreams of her being a top surgeon or vet or even a solicitor out the window as every night when I pull up......................eh hang on, this is a bit too close to home. When my Daughter comes back off hols with her BF and baby coolio in her belly best I have a lil word with him I think.Gooners wrote:
Typical 27'
And lots of swearing used in conjunction with the above words.1927 wrote:
I could but not for bf2s.Gooners wrote:
You could write porn scripts you know?1927 wrote:
Just imagine it though, a really posh girl, her parents going nuts over the young scruff she has pulled (thats Me) all their dreams of her being a top surgeon or vet or even a solicitor out the window as every night when I pull up......................eh hang on, this is a bit too close to home. When my Daughter comes back off hols with her BF and baby coolio in her belly best I have a lil word with him I think.
It would probably be the only part of my life where my bad spelling dosen't actually matter.
1. Porn actresses can't read, but I can so all we'd need to worry about are the female actors.
2. Porn scripts just have words like "heee heee, teee heeee, ooohhhh ahhhhhh, phooooar, yeah and baby" Looks like another hit for Britney Spears if she's lucky enough to be reading this thread.
Tut ahh well that probably rules Britney and the hit song out then.Gooners wrote:
And facial expression is key.
Without animals it can't be welsh can it?1927 wrote:
Tut ahh well that probably rules Britney and the hit song out then.Gooners wrote:
And facial expression is key.
I'll have to stick with a career in porn only then, such a shame.
However, I have had a brain wave.
WELSH PORN (no animals included)
Eh, what you reckon on that?
"Blodwyn Blows" starring:
Myfannwee
Megan Thomas
Lilly of the Valleys
and
Charlotte Church
Ivor Biggun
Bryn Relief
and
1927
The story is set in and around a small Welsh mining village high up in the Rhondda valley. Since the pit closed Myfannwee's post office has been on the quiet side and so she has decided to branch out. She has taken out a loan and has got a team of well hung, fit hunky builders (thats my part) in to refurb the PO. The story ends up with a 3's up on Charlotte while in the background Ginger Gav is out the back practacing the kicking of the egg shaped ball, totally oblivious that his Mrs is getting rattled by 27 and his two dodgy mates Ivor and Bryn.
Im trying to make it original, trying to do something that hasn't been done before. Its got Charlotte in and she resembles a pig so I should pick up the older audience.Gooners wrote:
Without animals it can't be welsh can it?1927 wrote:
Tut ahh well that probably rules Britney and the hit song out then.Gooners wrote:
And facial expression is key.
I'll have to stick with a career in porn only then, such a shame.
However, I have had a brain wave.
WELSH PORN (no animals included)
Eh, what you reckon on that?
"Blodwyn Blows" starring:
Myfannwee
Megan Thomas
Lilly of the Valleys
and
Charlotte Church
Ivor Biggun
Bryn Relief
and
1927
The story is set in and around a small Welsh mining village high up in the Rhondda valley. Since the pit closed Myfannwee's post office has been on the quiet side and so she has decided to branch out. She has taken out a loan and has got a team of well hung, fit hunky builders (thats my part) in to refurb the PO. The story ends up with a 3's up on Charlotte while in the background Ginger Gav is out the back practacing the kicking of the egg shaped ball, totally oblivious that his Mrs is getting rattled by 27 and his two dodgy mates Ivor and Bryn.
If you think I'm wearing tight white trousers with a lil red gay scarf around them you got another thing coming.TheAussieReaper wrote:
I don't know what you guys are so scared of...
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dF … f/610x.jpg
Didn't you notice the guy in the pic wasn't wearing a red rag, either?1927 wrote:
If you think I'm wearing tight white trousers with a lil red gay scarf around them you got another thing coming.TheAussieReaper wrote:
I don't know what you guys are so scared of...
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dF … f/610x.jpg
Maybe that's why he was gored. Anyway, I'm sure he was covered in red a minute after this picture was taken.TheAussieReaper wrote:
Didn't you notice the guy in the pic wasn't wearing a red rag, either?1927 wrote:
If you think I'm wearing tight white trousers with a lil red gay scarf around them you got another thing coming.TheAussieReaper wrote:
I don't know what you guys are so scared of...
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dF … f/610x.jpg
Well we have to make her dress up as a pig. Otherwise it's not welsh.1927 wrote:
Im trying to make it original, trying to do something that hasn't been done before. Its got Charlotte in and she resembles a pig so I should pick up the older audience.Gooners wrote:
Without animals it can't be welsh can it?1927 wrote:
Tut ahh well that probably rules Britney and the hit song out then.
I'll have to stick with a career in porn only then, such a shame.
However, I have had a brain wave.
WELSH PORN (no animals included)
Eh, what you reckon on that?
"Blodwyn Blows" starring:
Myfannwee
Megan Thomas
Lilly of the Valleys
and
Charlotte Church
Ivor Biggun
Bryn Relief
and
1927
The story is set in and around a small Welsh mining village high up in the Rhondda valley. Since the pit closed Myfannwee's post office has been on the quiet side and so she has decided to branch out. She has taken out a loan and has got a team of well hung, fit hunky builders (thats my part) in to refurb the PO. The story ends up with a 3's up on Charlotte while in the background Ginger Gav is out the back practacing the kicking of the egg shaped ball, totally oblivious that his Mrs is getting rattled by 27 and his two dodgy mates Ivor and Bryn.
Last edited by Gooners (2008-07-08 07:47:15)
There wouldn't be any blood yet, not until the horn pierced the other side or came out the entry would. The entire "goring" probably happened within a second, not enough time to start bleeding.1927 wrote:
Photoshopped I reckon.
Seriously - No blood coming down the horn
Non Seriously - Do big fat baldies wear one gold earing?
I know and your an Arsenal fan and through this I can say I have overcome my hatred of all things Arsenal. It's taken me 20 years mind but its safe to say I'm over 'it' now.Gooners wrote:
Well we have to make her dress up as a pig. Otherwise it's not welsh.1927 wrote:
Im trying to make it original, trying to do something that hasn't been done before. Its got Charlotte in and she resembles a pig so I should pick up the older audience.Gooners wrote:
Without animals it can't be welsh can it?
Lulz, 27' you gave me my first Karma, <3
Yeah they do, more like the noise you make when you snort.1927 wrote:
I know and your an Arsenal fan and through this I can say I have overcome my hatred of all things Arsenal. It's taken me 20 years mind but its safe to say I'm over 'it' now.Gooners wrote:
Well we have to make her dress up as a pig. Otherwise it's not welsh.1927 wrote:
Im trying to make it original, trying to do something that hasn't been done before. Its got Charlotte in and she resembles a pig so I should pick up the older audience.
Lulz, 27' you gave me my first Karma, <3
The more clothes she takes off (Charl) the more she looks like one. Weeeeeeee weeeeeeeeee. << Pig noise, kids; they honestly don't go 'oink oink'.
Not even a little splash back.chittydog wrote:
There wouldn't be any blood yet, not until the horn pierced the other side or came out the entry would. The entire "goring" probably happened within a second, not enough time to start bleeding.1927 wrote:
Photoshopped I reckon.
Seriously - No blood coming down the horn
Non Seriously - Do big fat baldies wear one gold earing?
watFatherTed wrote:
'27...wow
Ahh feck I know where Ive gone wrong here, I stripped off first.Gooners wrote:
Yeah they do, more like the noise you make when you snort.1927 wrote:
I know and your an Arsenal fan and through this I can say I have overcome my hatred of all things Arsenal. It's taken me 20 years mind but its safe to say I'm over 'it' now.Gooners wrote:
Well we have to make her dress up as a pig. Otherwise it's not welsh.
Lulz, 27' you gave me my first Karma, <3
The more clothes she takes off (Charl) the more she looks like one. Weeeeeeee weeeeeeeeee. << Pig noise, kids; they honestly don't go 'oink oink'.
