I've just been totally blown away.

2008-07-10 07:59:14

#1

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6927|Tyne & Wear, England

Theres this chick at work who I've wanted to bone since she started a couple of months ago.

Anyway about 10 minutes ago I get this text:

Hey Luke, what you up to on saturday the 19th. Louise x

Naturally I'm like, yesssss finally I'm in there. So I reply:

I'm free so far, got nothing planned at the minute

A couple of minutes ago I get the reply:

Fancy workin for me? I'm meant to be going out with the girls from dancin x

Well that was like a proverbial shotgun to the face now wasn't it?

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-07-10 08:01:37

#2

CrazeD: Member; +368|7136|Maine

That's pretty funny though.

2008-07-10 08:01:50

#3

kptk92: u; +972|6872|tc_london

Is she hot?

2008-07-10 08:02:52

#4

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6425|Washington DC

Kill her

2008-07-10 08:03:13

#5

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6658|Schofield Barracks

HurricaИe wrote:
Kill her

2008-07-10 08:03:40

#6

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The cheeky moo.

2008-07-10 08:04:30

#7

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6927|Tyne & Wear, England

kptk92 wrote:
Is she hot?

Hell yes.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-07-10 08:04:31

#8

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6924|UK

I'd say yes if you blow me.

2008-07-10 08:04:42

#9

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,993|7096|949

kptk92 wrote:
Is she hot?

nah I bet he wanted to screw a fat ol cow.

2008-07-10 08:05:26

#10

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6736

Dude,where the hell are the pics.

2008-07-10 08:06:09

#11

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Killswitch I can't karma you so direct her straight to the thread instead:

To Louise, you wanna watch ya gob luv otherwise I'm gonna drive reeeet up North and slam my balls on ya chin, Love 1927 xxx

2008-07-10 08:06:52

#12

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7135|UK

I'll laugh if she pulls out a cock.

edit

Don't do it Lukey! I went out with some girls once christ all they did was talk about gay stuff like how tall their mothers were.

/pulls mobile phone out

guys where are you?

Last edited by m3thod (2008-07-10 08:09:04)

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2008-07-10 08:09:01

#13

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6927|Tyne & Wear, England

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude,where the hell are the pics.

Lol, theres pics. I was tempted but sorry, I aint gunna post em on the internet

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-07-10 08:09:34

#14

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6943|Sheffield-England

Chloroform

2008-07-10 08:12:00

#15

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7085|London, England

Ouch.....don't worry switchy, I've seen your pic, she wants you

(did i just type that out)

oh shi-

2008-07-10 08:13:19

#16

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6927|Tyne & Wear, England

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Ouch.....don't worry switchy, I've seen your pic, she wants you

(did i just type that out)

oh shi-

G A Y

What you doin on the 19th Mek?

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-07-10 08:15:33

#17

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6616|what

KILLSWITCH wrote:
What you doin on the 19th Mek?

You, from the sounds of it.

2008-07-10 08:19:15

#18

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6736

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude,where the hell are the pics.
Lol, theres pics. I was tempted but sorry, I aint gunna post em on the internet

PM emm to me

2008-07-10 08:20:10

#19

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7085|London, England

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Ouch.....don't worry switchy, I've seen your pic, she wants you

(did i just type that out)

oh shi-
G A Y

What you doin on the 19th Mek?

Going out with some girls from some Dancing club I go to, there's this one chick who I'm right in there with. Hopefully I'll end up boning her that night

Right now though she told me that it's 50/50 cos she's trying to get some random guy (her words) to cover her shift.

2008-07-10 08:21:14

#20

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7243|Great Brown North

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Dude,where the hell are the pics.
Lol, theres pics. I was tempted but sorry, I aint gunna post em on the internet

do it! do it do it do it do it do it

2008-07-10 08:38:44

#21

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7154|Devon, England

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Ouch.....don't worry switchy, I've seen your pic, she wants you

(did i just type that out)

oh shi-
G A Y

What you doin on the 19th Mek?
Going out with some girls from some Dancing club I go to, there's this one chick who I'm right in there with. Hopefully I'll end up boning her that night

Right now though she told me that it's 50/50 cos she's trying to get some random guy (her words) to cover her shift.

I bet that random guy likes her, too. You're probably crushing him by doing that

But seriously, that sucks man XD I thought it was gonna be a successful topic for a moment there

2008-07-10 08:40:09

#22

THE_EYE: Banned; +76|6269|Amsterdam, NY

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
KILLSWITCH wrote:
Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Ouch.....don't worry switchy, I've seen your pic, she wants you

(did i just type that out)

oh shi-
G A Y

What you doin on the 19th Mek?
Going out with some girls from some Dancing club I go to, there's this one chick who I'm right in there with. Hopefully I'll end up boning her that night

Right now though she told me that it's 50/50 cos she's trying to get some random guy (her words) to cover her shift.

|_()|_

2008-07-10 09:02:56

#23

elmer_42: Sanford and Son; +22|6365|California

KILLSWITCH wrote:
Lol, theres pics. I was tempted but sorry, I aint gunna post em on the internet

do it fagit

2008-07-10 09:05:00

#24

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6917|The Twilight Zone

HurricaИe wrote:
Kill her

butsecks first

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2008-07-10 09:06:37

#25

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6616|what

.Sup wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Kill her
butsecks first

then an hero time

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