urdoinitrong.Sup wrote:
butsecks firstHurricaИe wrote:
Kill her
kill first
buttsecks after
record ^^^
??????
profit!
kill first
buttsecks after
record ^^^
??????
profit!
you have to leave it out in the sun so it tightens up a bit, then it's like 10x betterceslayer23 wrote:
urdoinitrong.Sup wrote:
butsecks firstHurricaИe wrote:
Kill her
kill first
buttsecks after
record ^^^
??????
profit!
i r no proceslayer23 wrote:
urdoinitrong.Sup wrote:
butsecks firstHurricaИe wrote:
Kill her
kill first
buttsecks after
record ^^^
??????
profit!
Reply back saying "i just got some plans - i am going to meet this girl who is going dancing on saturday" - either way, you won't be working a shift on Saturday!
pee in her buttTheAussieReaper wrote:
then an hero time.Sup wrote:
butsecks firstHurricaИe wrote:
Kill her
Instructions plz.Nordemus wrote:
pee in her buttTheAussieReaper wrote:
then an hero time.Sup wrote:
butsecks first
Oh sorry something else just came upKILLSWITCH wrote:
Theres this chick at work who I've wanted to bone since she started a couple of months ago.
Anyway about 10 minutes ago I get this text:
Hey Luke, what you up to on saturday the 19th. Louise x
Naturally I'm like, yesssss finally I'm in there. So I reply:
I'm free so far, got nothing planned at the minute
A couple of minutes ago I get the reply:
Fancy workin for me? I'm meant to be going out with the girls from dancin x
Well that was like a proverbial shotgun to the face now wasn't it?
Fixed^
picz?S?????
"you know life is what we make it, and a chance is like a picture, it'd be nice if you just take it"
I am sorry, but this thread cannot proceed without hardcore evidence of this "boneable" chick. If you want us to teach her a lesson in decency and bedside manners, we must see her in some sort of physical form. I believe we can help you with this and make it end up in sexy time, but without pictures, it just cannot happen.
oh yeah,go zimmer!Zimmer wrote:
I am sorry, but this thread cannot proceed without hardcore evidence of this "boneable" chick. If you want us to teach her a lesson in decency and bedside manners, we must see her in some sort of physical form. I believe we can help you with this and make it end up in sexy time, but without pictures, it just cannot happen.
I dont really understand what she said
lost in translation across the pond?
lost in translation across the pond?
No.... you are thinking too hard about her reply, think of it as a LITERAL reply, then you will realise why he was gutted.SealXo wrote:
I dont really understand what she said
lost in translation across the pond?
AAwwwwwww, don't worry, you'll lose your virginity soon
lol