ATG
Banned
+5,233|6950|Global Command
A.D. 2025
8:00 P.M. Eastern Time
" Thank you, and God bless America. "
The President of the United States steps away from the podium. The voices of the reporters shouting questions snap off as the tape is killed and he strides away in his designer suit, his shadow now cast across the blue screen behind him.

The citizens of the East Coast chat away on their blogs after watching the streaming video from the Federally licensed decoder.

Potus changes his clothes. He sips some lemon tea. No longer in a suit he is in a flannel shirt, sleeves rolled up.
When he walks to the podium there is now a Miller beer placed on it. A shot gun leans to one side and the Confederate flag hangs side by side with olde Glory.

6:00 P.M. Central Time
He addresses the Mid-West;
" Evenin folks. What we got is continued trouble with the Mexican rebels on the West Coast.
We need everyone to stick to the rationing cards and keep up with grain and oil quotas.
Cloud seeding and mathathion spraying must keep up folks and I'll have no choice but to send in the Texas Rangers and the Kentucky Tractor Brigade if'n you keep up the protests. The Arabs and Chinese spoiled our weather patterns but will get them with our new defoiliant..."


The citizens of the Mid West chat away on their blogs after watching the streaming video from the Federally licensed decoder.
Bf2s DST's think Serge and CameronPoe are mocking the down fall of America, but are they?

At ComCom ( Computer Command ) Googlelife Algorythmns hum away, flaming and passing out sympathetic karmas.

7:30 P.M. Paciic time
The Potus leans over the podium.

" So like, all is pretty cool. Cloud seeding with the assistance of the Chinese Landholders Association is creating a new growing belt. So we can totally triple our yield of hemp oil. Our tax revenues from the greater United MexAmerica are on the rise... "


In the green room of the studio the President of China prepares his makeup for his series of press confrences, he nods to the president of the United States. They share a dressing room.


It could happen.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6574|what

No it couldn't.

(i had to debate you somehow, this is in D&ST)
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Vilham
Say wat!?
+580|7187|UK
/confused
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,822|6527|eXtreme to the maX
It will happen - only a matter of time.
Fuck Israel
latinolink
plop plop flop flop
+11|7078|west liberty IA
it could happen but when i was reading though it felt i was reading off a book other then that i was very confused.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7256|Kubra, Damn it!

Dilbert_X wrote:

It will happen - only a matter of time.
Only if the digital age means we stop watching national and global news. So far, the trend has been vastly increased globalization. I just can't see us going back to the 19th century and only hearing small, regional news.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6950|Global Command

chittydog wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

It will happen - only a matter of time.
Only if the digital age means we stop watching national and global news. So far, the trend has been vastly increased globalization. I just can't see us going back to the 19th century and only hearing small, regional news.
When all signals of broadcast become digitally based national and global news may be controlled through dominance of the servers.
Steel
on_Target
+65|6738|Sarasota Fl
+1
I like it but regret to inform you the Kentucky Tractor Brigade is now the Greater Area Kentucky/Korea Alliance Tractor Coalition of Post New Age Metal Workers
TGAKKATCPNAMW for short
What happened is a group of Kentucky Klansmen and a group of North Koreans realized they had a lot in common and after many meetings and cross burnings came to the conclusion that the merger would ensure Hate would not die regardless of Googlife auto happybot karma being imposed on both groups after the 2013 meteor had crushed the prized model 3b Jubilee Tractor on display at the Worlds Fair Celebrating really korny BF2 forum posts.
chittydog
less busy
+586|7256|Kubra, Damn it!

ATG wrote:

chittydog wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

It will happen - only a matter of time.
Only if the digital age means we stop watching national and global news. So far, the trend has been vastly increased globalization. I just can't see us going back to the 19th century and only hearing small, regional news.
When all signals of broadcast become digitally based national and global news may be controlled through dominance of the servers.
I don't see how broadcasting in digital makes that much difference. If they want to do this, why does analog hold them back? Are we going to stop using the internet? If they're going to control everything that goes over the internet as well, then analog doesn't make any difference and they could start this now. How will they filter by region so you only get the version they want you to see? IP based? If so, then the jig will be up as soon as someone gets the news through a proxy site that's in a different region.

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