SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6571|Birmingham, UK
and cut work experience short.

Wish me luck flying

(I have a fear that whenever i go in a plane it will crash/hold a glass i will drop it)



HOLIDAY!
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6425|Washington DC
Good luck, remember you have a 1 in 200 chance of having a plane crash
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7084|London, England

SEREVENT wrote:

I have a fear that whenever i hold a glass i will drop it
Oh don't worry I had that too





When I was five
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7096

And a 1 in 2 chance of getting your valuables stolen.

I'm going to LA/Vegas on Friday.

Have Fun
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6571|Birmingham, UK

HurricaИe wrote:

Good luck, remember you have a 1 in 200 chance of having a plane crash
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ONE IN ELEVEN MILLION CHANCE?!
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6425|Washington DC
it's unfortunate that you live in the UK, according to D&ST there are lots of mooslim fanatics there

I think it's safe to preemptively say R.I.P. SEREVENT
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon
just remember, the seats only float so the search planes can find the wreckage.

have fun!
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6807|tropical regions of london
try not to crash.  make sure you have your seatbelt on.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6571|Birmingham, UK

HurricaИe wrote:

it's unfortunate that you live in the UK, according to D&ST there are lots of mooslim fanatics there

I think it's safe to preemptively say R.I.P. SEREVENT
Ohhhhhhh.

When i die i want "Come Home" by OneRepublic played. Ironic.
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6425|Washington DC
The seatbelt is really just to make sure you don't get sucked out if there's explosive decompression... notice how the seatbelts have no frontal support like a car's...

they say take-off is the most dangerous part:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_disaster

and hope that your plane's mechanics aren't drunk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_123

Last edited by HurricaИe (2008-07-16 10:50:08)

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREVENT wrote:

and cut work experience short.

Wish me luck flying

(I have a fear that whenever i go in a plane it will crash/hold a glass i will drop it)



HOLIDAY!
Ohhh god, another one of those "Im off on holiday threads", well Im fucking gutted I aint.  Right now I'm too busy in work to take any time off and I have turned down a free week in the middle of Spain.  Well, middleish.  You can see the sea with binoculars, whats the point in that.

Have a great time there Sere.

Tonight im off to find out about going to Barbados in 2010 with about 100 others (Cricket tour), they went in 04 and had an amazing time and this time fuck it, I will go somehow.  Probabloy talking £1k each to go.  Thats going to cost me £3k, if I leave the eldest two home and any kids they may have by then.

See you when ya back Sere, jammy get.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6857|The Gem Saloon
hey, dont worry....if there is explosive decompression then everyone is going to shit their pants....literally.


velocity rotation FTW!
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6807|tropical regions of london

HurricaИe wrote:

The seatbelt is really just to make sure you don't get sucked out if there's explosive decompression... notice how the seatbelts have no frontal support like a car's...

they say take-off is the most dangerous part:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_disaster

and hope that your plane's mechanics aren't drunk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_123
thats what they teach you in alqaeda school?
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6571|Birmingham, UK

1927 wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

and cut work experience short.

Wish me luck flying

(I have a fear that whenever i go in a plane it will crash/hold a glass i will drop it)



HOLIDAY!
Ohhh god, another one of those "Im off on holiday threads", well Im fucking gutted I aint.  Right now I'm too busy in work to take any time off and I have turned down a free week in the middle of Spain.  Well, middleish.  You can see the sea with binoculars, whats the point in that.

Have a great time there Sere.

Tonight im off to find out about going to Barbados in 2010 with about 100 others (Cricket tour), they went in 04 and had an amazing time and this time fuck it, I will go somehow.  Probabloy talking £1k each to go.  Thats going to cost me £3k, if I leave the eldest two home and any kids they may have by then.

See you when ya back Sere, jammy get.
I wanna go to Barbados. I played cricket once. With a plastic bat. Up against a team of girls. You can guess what happened with boys v girls.













girls smashed us to pieces and i got out on the first bowl
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7148|West Yorkshire, U.K
Where abouts in Spain? I'm off to the costa del sol in 6 days

EDIT:

HurricaИe wrote:

Good luck, remember you have a 1 in 200 chance of having a plane crash
So every 200 planes that leave an airport, one of them will crash?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I don't think so

Last edited by Kurazoo (2008-07-16 11:04:19)

HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6425|Washington DC

God Save the Queen wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

The seatbelt is really just to make sure you don't get sucked out if there's explosive decompression... notice how the seatbelts have no frontal support like a car's...

they say take-off is the most dangerous part:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerife_disaster

and hope that your plane's mechanics aren't drunk:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Airlines_Flight_123
thats what they teach you in alqaeda school?
we're on the chapter "how to fly the airplane using the bathroom sink"
i got an A- and a mohammed sticker on my last test
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7219|Scotland

I am off to Spain tomorrow as well.

Well... the naughty BF2s'ers will have a lucky 2-3 weeks break of me.
I'll miss you guys... *sniff* .... whilst I go to bars with girls and friends....
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREVENT wrote:

1927 wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

and cut work experience short.

Wish me luck flying

(I have a fear that whenever i go in a plane it will crash/hold a glass i will drop it)



HOLIDAY!
Ohhh god, another one of those "Im off on holiday threads", well Im fucking gutted I aint.  Right now I'm too busy in work to take any time off and I have turned down a free week in the middle of Spain.  Well, middleish.  You can see the sea with binoculars, whats the point in that.

Have a great time there Sere.

Tonight im off to find out about going to Barbados in 2010 with about 100 others (Cricket tour), they went in 04 and had an amazing time and this time fuck it, I will go somehow.  Probabloy talking £1k each to go.  Thats going to cost me £3k, if I leave the eldest two home and any kids they may have by then.

See you when ya back Sere, jammy get.
I wanna go to Barbados. I played cricket once. With a plastic bat. Up against a team of girls. You can guess what happened with boys v girls.













girls smashed us to pieces and i got out on the first bowl
lol I played rounders vs them once in school, you can guess what happened next?





They all laffed at me as my shorts were too small (mum refused to buy new as I had about 1 month left before leaving) and they pointed because one of my nuts was hanging out as I was stood patiently waiting to run some fucker out on 1st base.
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6571|Birmingham, UK

1927 wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

1927 wrote:


Ohhh god, another one of those "Im off on holiday threads", well Im fucking gutted I aint.  Right now I'm too busy in work to take any time off and I have turned down a free week in the middle of Spain.  Well, middleish.  You can see the sea with binoculars, whats the point in that.

Have a great time there Sere.

Tonight im off to find out about going to Barbados in 2010 with about 100 others (Cricket tour), they went in 04 and had an amazing time and this time fuck it, I will go somehow.  Probabloy talking £1k each to go.  Thats going to cost me £3k, if I leave the eldest two home and any kids they may have by then.

See you when ya back Sere, jammy get.
I wanna go to Barbados. I played cricket once. With a plastic bat. Up against a team of girls. You can guess what happened with boys v girls.













girls smashed us to pieces and i got out on the first bowl
lol I played rounders vs them once in school, you can guess what happened next?





They all laffed at me as my shorts were too small (mum refused to buy new as I had about 1 month left before leaving) and they pointed because one of my nuts was hanging out as I was stood patiently waiting to run some fucker out on 1st base.
Deep breathing Arnott, deep breathing.

Also:

karma wrote:

You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.
Kurazoo
Pheasant Plucker
+440|7148|West Yorkshire, U.K

Zimmer wrote:

I am off to Spain tomorrow as well.

Well... the naughty BF2s'ers will have a lucky 2-3 weeks break of me.
I'll miss you guys... *sniff* .... whilst I go to bars with girls and friends....
Internet café, €2 and hour
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7306|Alberta, Canada

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

I have a fear that whenever i hold a glass i will drop it
Oh don't worry I had that too





When I was five
That was only a year ago m8.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7219|Scotland

Kurazoo wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

I am off to Spain tomorrow as well.

Well... the naughty BF2s'ers will have a lucky 2-3 weeks break of me.
I'll miss you guys... *sniff* .... whilst I go to bars with girls and friends....
Internet café, €2 and hour
If I go into one, I will not come out. I will have killed myself along with the fellow internet cafeers.
God Save the Queen
Banned
+628|6807|tropical regions of london
Ive been to spain before
Benzin
Member
+576|6462
1927, that's the funniest shit I've ever heard!

Have fun in Spain, folks!!!!!!!!
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6957|N. Ireland
Flight 93 is something everyone should watch

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