Andy Dick is a Dick

2008-07-16 10:53:43

#1

GuliblGuy: Zulu son, what!?!; +79|7249|Anaheim, CA

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye … dick1.html

JULY 16--Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An "extremely intoxicated" Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000. In May 2004, Dick was arrested on a pot possession charge while attending the Coachella music festival, also in Riverside County.

NOW, is this not the creepiest pic ever?:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=346322597

2008-07-16 10:56:06

#2

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6807|tropical regions of london

he's a gaybob

2008-07-16 10:56:14

#3

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7180|Riva, MD

Looks like a redneck in that pic.

2008-07-16 10:58:23

#4

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6661|Winland

GuliblGuy wrote:
sexual battery charges

That phrase made me think of this.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-07-16 10:58:26

#5

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6858|The Gem Saloon

this isnt really surprising.
i mean, hes been kind of a douche bag since day one.

2008-07-16 10:58:46

#6

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6754|Éire

Shouldn't he have been pulling some young boy's pants down instead?

2008-07-16 11:01:29

#7

rammunition: Fully Loaded; +143|6325

looks like a proper pedo

2008-07-16 11:01:49

#8

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7031|NYC / Hamburg

Freezer7Pro wrote:
GuliblGuy wrote:
sexual battery charges
That phrase made me think of this.

awesome

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-07-16 11:02:21

#9

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6858|The Gem Saloon

btw guys, this might not be the best time to tell you....but i started dating an 18 year old

2008-07-16 11:03:19

#10

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6807|tropical regions of london

"dating" and "18 year old" dont go together at your age parker, you should know better.

2008-07-16 11:03:28

#11

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7031|NYC / Hamburg

Parker wrote:
btw guys, this might not be the best time to tell you....but i started dating an 18 year old

o/\o

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-07-16 11:04:05

#12

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6858|The Gem Saloon

moderated self destruction my friend...

i need to live a little right now

2008-07-16 11:04:52

#13

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7307|Alberta, Canada

GuliblGuy wrote:
During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount

2008-07-16 11:07:31

#14

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6807|tropical regions of london

Parker wrote:
moderated self destruction my friend...

i need to live a little right now

self destruction is what spaceships do.

bang the shit out of her, man, dont date her. 18 years old have nothing to offer other than good times.

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2008-07-16 11:08:36

#15

tkoi: Utahraptor!; +148|6611|Texas

He's got a bit of a pedo-smile going on there.

2008-07-16 11:09:26

#16

MorbiD.ShoT: Stormin' through the party; +322|7060

Freezer7Pro wrote:
GuliblGuy wrote:
sexual battery charges
That phrase made me think of this.

I don't know how but after clicking that link, I ended up watching a youtube video titled, "Cat Orgasm"

2008-07-16 11:13:05

#17

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6858|The Gem Saloon

God Save the Queen wrote:
Parker wrote:
moderated self destruction my friend...

i need to live a little right now
self destruction is what spaceships do.

bang the shit out of her, man, dont date her. 18 years old have nothing to offer other than good times.

well of course man!

by "dating", i meant nailing her. the only things i know that we have in common is our like for sex, and we were both at the snoop/311 show on saturday lol.

2008-07-16 11:13:20

#18

SealXo: Member; +309|6999

OMG OMG
that looks EXACTLY
like my math teacher
without the hair

2008-07-16 11:24:39

#19

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6807|tropical regions of london

Parker wrote:
God Save the Queen wrote:
Parker wrote:
moderated self destruction my friend...

i need to live a little right now
self destruction is what spaceships do.

bang the shit out of her, man, dont date her. 18 years old have nothing to offer other than good times.
well of course man!

by "dating", i meant nailing her. the only things i know that we have in common is our like for sex, and we were both at the snoop/311 show on saturday lol.

hope she knows that too. Ive got bad experience with an 18 year old and my room mate was dating a 19 year old for almost 6 months. disasters.

2008-07-16 11:26:38

#20

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6932

GGF0RCE wrote:
He's got a bit of a pedo-smile going on there.

I was going to post that

2008-07-16 11:27:18

#21

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6750|eng

Who the fuck is Andy Dick?!

And Freezer, I swear to Zeus, if you I could kill people through computers, then you would be fucking decapitated right know.

#rekt

2008-07-16 11:28:10

#22

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6858|The Gem Saloon

God Save the Queen wrote:
Parker wrote:
God Save the Queen wrote:

self destruction is what spaceships do.

bang the shit out of her, man, dont date her. 18 years old have nothing to offer other than good times.
well of course man!

by "dating", i meant nailing her. the only things i know that we have in common is our like for sex, and we were both at the snoop/311 show on saturday lol.
hope she knows that too. Ive got bad experience with an 18 year old and my room mate was dating a 19 year old for almost 6 months. disasters.

she knows it. in fact we had a discussion about it, face to face. i told her, we could go out and do shit, but dont get any mistaken ideas. im loyal to no one at this point in my life. she said she was down, but we both know how they act.
i dont expect it to end perfectly, but it cant be worse than a stripper, huh?

2008-07-16 11:29:58

#23

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6661|Winland

Mint Sauce wrote:
Who the fuck is Andy Dick?!

And Freezer, I swear to Zeus, if you I could kill people through computers, then you would be fucking decapitated right know.

Why not try some monkey cock?®

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-07-16 11:32:55

#24

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6750|eng

Freezer7Pro wrote:
Mint Sauce wrote:
Who the fuck is Andy Dick?!

And Freezer, I swear to Zeus, if you I could kill people through computers, then you would be fucking decapitated right know.
Why not try some monkey cock?®

Fuck no.

#rekt

2008-07-16 11:33:55

#25

Nordemus: BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife; +60|6461

Freezer7Pro wrote:
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sexual battery charges
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