usmarine2
Banned
+233|6254|Dublin, Ohio
I would shit me thinks.

"Mara Ranger will be a little paranoid doing laundry now. When she was removing clothes from the washing machine at her Maine farmhouse Wednesday, the clothes moved. She told WMTW-TV, "I jumped back" and saw a snake. She quickly shut the lid and called for help.

Maine Animal Damage Control operator Richard Burton reached into the machine and pulled and pulled — all 8 feet of a reticulated python."


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080717/ap_ … ng_machine
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

oh my
cablecopulate
Member
+449|7201|Massachusetts.
It was a trouser snake.







Get it?
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

cablecopulate wrote:

It was a trouser snake.







Get it?
go on
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6775

A chipmunk crawled into my grandma's dryer vent one time. Ended up with the dried clothing. Roasted/tossed chipmunk anyone?
The#1Spot
Member
+105|7003|byah
Dude I would keep it.
usmarine2
Banned
+233|6254|Dublin, Ohio

The#1Spot wrote:

Dude I would keep it.
are you nuts?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7085|London, England
that'll do snake

that'll do
Scorpion0x17
can detect anyone's visible post count...
+691|7229|Cambridge (UK)
That's why I never do the laundry.
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7206|London

https://www.madlycool.com/movies2006c/snakesonaplane.jpg
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7156

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

that'll do snake

that'll do
I bet the snake offered to make waffles.
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

that'll do snake

that'll do
good deal thanks


(go2sleep)
THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6269|Amsterdam, NY

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

that'll do snake

that'll do
Good one chief!!
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7085|London, England
It's 3am here. In about half an hour things will start to get a little bit lighter. I'm probably not going to wake up until 1pm tomorrow anyway

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-07-17 19:04:50)

Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6428|London, England

ebug9 wrote:

A chipmunk crawled into my grandma's dryer vent one time. Ended up with the dried clothing. Roasted/tossed chipmunk anyone?
Change my grandma with my neighbor and that happened with me
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CrazeD
Member
+368|7136|Maine
lol, big snakes in Maine?

Musta been a pet that got loose.
THE_EYE
Banned
+76|6269|Amsterdam, NY

CrazeD wrote:

lol, big snakes in Maine?

Musta been a pet that got loose.
IAM SICK IN TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKING SNAKES IN MUTHAFUCKING MAINE!1!!!!11!11

Last edited by THE_EYE (2008-07-17 20:20:21)

csmag
Member
+92|6910|Canada

THE_EYE wrote:

CrazeD wrote:

lol, big snakes in Maine?

Musta been a pet that got loose.
IAM SICK IN TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKING SNAKES IN MUTHAFUCKING MAINE!1!!!!11!11
i g
Banned
+876|6328|GA

THE_EYE wrote:

CrazeD wrote:

lol, big snakes in Maine?

Musta been a pet that got loose.
IAM SICK IN TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKING SNAKES IN MUTHAFUCKING MAINE!1!!!!11!11
secks plex
The#1Spot
Member
+105|7003|byah

usmarine2 wrote:

The#1Spot wrote:

Dude I would keep it.
are you nuts?
Nope my sister has 5 snakes in her room and the one that is mine is a ball python about 3ft long.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7031|NYC / Hamburg

lol, her name is Mara. KC has really fucked with my mind
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7137|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Women are snakes they deserve to be in the laundry, knee deep.  Should of left her there.  Infact, put her back, you should never remove animals from there natural surroundings.

Who am I kidding, 3 kids, they have more on the way, Mrs works 12 hour days, usually on the weekend, so that means I have to be the house husband and spend Sundays doing cooking, cleaning and the fucking washing too.  My apron reads 'Worlds Greatest Grandma' and Mrs 27 loves it when I wear it to bed with nothing else on, kinky bitch (her, not me).
Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6990|Milkystania, yurop
Silly woman, you cannot wash with a snake
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6937|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Just the perfect song.

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