What do you do next?

2008-07-17 19:55:41

#1

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7108

So you go to sleep, and you end up waking up early in the morning. The alarm clock has no lights on it, and it looks dead, you think the battery needs to be replaced and you think nothing of it and you go back to sleep. You wake up an hour later and notice that your cell phone is dead, you stand up to check the lights, and the lights dont come on, you check your watch and its lifeless.

You run down the stairs, trying to figure out WTF is going on, no lights, no electricity, every electrical appliance you have doesn't seem to be working. Then you hear a distant sound of sirens past your windows. You end up walking towards the front door and you notice the sirens getting louder, you hear shouting, screaming and what sounds like gun shots?

What do you do next?

2008-07-17 19:57:28

#2

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6424|Washington DC

I grab a baseball bat and run outside screaming.

2008-07-17 19:57:43

#3

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6985|...

kiss your ass goodbye? You mean the outage is because of emp from a high altitude nuke? Which would mean, more to come.

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2008-07-17 20:00:58

#4

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7001|Long Island, New York

Grab my Zombie Survival Guide, grab the biggest knife in my house, my hiking boots, a strong pair of pants (lol) that I'm able to run in and a long sleeve shirt with a leather jacket. Then I go and loot the nearest gun store for one gun and plenty of ammo.

And I head for the hills.

(This reminded me of War of the Worlds)

2008-07-17 20:01:43

#5

Volatile: Member; +252|7167|Sextupling in Empire

Grab my knife, gun, backpack with food and necessities, and head towards a non populated area.

China is invading.

2008-07-17 20:02:03

#6

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6428|London, England

Poseidon wrote:
Grab my Zombie Survival Guide, grab the biggest knife in my house, my hiking boots, a strong pair of pants (lol) that I'm able to run in and a long sleeve shirt with a leather jacket. Then I go and loot the nearest gun store for one gun and plenty of ammo.

And I head for the hills.

(This reminded me of War of the Worlds)

That sounds good, wanna hide with me, we get 2 more people and have an RL left 4 dead

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2008-07-17 20:02:09

#7

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7095

Masturbate Furiously.

2008-07-17 20:03:24

#8

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7001|Long Island, New York

Mutantsteak wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Grab my Zombie Survival Guide, grab the biggest knife in my house, my hiking boots, a strong pair of pants (lol) that I'm able to run in and a long sleeve shirt with a leather jacket. Then I go and loot the nearest gun store for one gun and plenty of ammo.

And I head for the hills.

(This reminded me of War of the Worlds)
That sounds good, wanna hide with me, we get 2 more people and have an RL left 4 dead

shur babe

wat weapons u got

2008-07-17 20:04:26

#9

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6428|London, England

Poseidon wrote:
Mutantsteak wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Grab my Zombie Survival Guide, grab the biggest knife in my house, my hiking boots, a strong pair of pants (lol) that I'm able to run in and a long sleeve shirt with a leather jacket. Then I go and loot the nearest gun store for one gun and plenty of ammo.

And I head for the hills.

(This reminded me of War of the Worlds)
That sounds good, wanna hide with me, we get 2 more people and have an RL left 4 dead
shur babe

wat weapons u got

None yet, but I want to be that hot chick and you can push zombies offa me

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2008-07-17 20:04:31

#10

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6775

Gooners wrote:
Masturbate Furiously.

I thought you were packing

Anyway...I'd probably do the same as Poseidon except grab a backpack to carry as much ammo as possible.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-07-17 20:04:37

#11

Whiplash: Future Aviator; +40|6244|Central Texas

Gooners wrote:
Masturbate Furiously.

2008-07-17 20:04:43

#12

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7229|Cambridge (UK)

I would head for Volatile's location, with the necessary survival equipment.

2008-07-17 20:06:07

#13

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7001|Long Island, New York

Mutantsteak wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Mutantsteak wrote:

That sounds good, wanna hide with me, we get 2 more people and have an RL left 4 dead
shur babe

wat weapons u got
None yet, but I want to be that hot chick and you can push zombies offa me

You just want a vagina you silly boy.

Oh, also: Grab a backpack full of plenty of non-perishable food.

2008-07-17 20:06:47

#14

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6428|London, England

Maybe before I go fight zombies I'll loot as many places as possible, if it does blow over I want to be the one with 20 Plasma screens and 200 ps3's in my house

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2008-07-17 20:08:12

#15

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|7001|Long Island, New York

Mutantsteak wrote:
Maybe before I go fight zombies I'll loot as many places as possible, if it does blow over I want to be the one with 20 Plasma screens and 200 ps3's in my house

I never understood why people in Zombie movies (like Land of the Dead) wanted money...you're in a freaking ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. WHAT GOOD WILL MONEY DO FOR YOU?

2008-07-17 20:09:17

#16

pyscofrawg: AKA Selkies ftw; +55|6868|Earth

Hide.

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2008-07-17 20:09:23

#17

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6787|New Haven, CT

jsnipy wrote:
kiss your ass goodbye? You mean the outage is because of emp from a high altitude nuke? Which would mean, more to come.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

2008-07-17 20:18:49

#18

MorbiD.ShoT: Stormin' through the party; +322|7059

Run outside naked screaming about the misfortune of how you had thought your clothes had come alive, leading to the only rational solution by setting fire to yourself in a vain attempt to quell their anger.

2008-07-17 20:23:18

#19

Volatile: Member; +252|7167|Sextupling in Empire

Scorpion0x17 wrote:
I would head for Volatile's location, with the necessary survival equipment.

The more the merrier.

But bring only able bodies. We may have to engage our invaders with guerrilla warfare.

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2008-07-17 20:28:05

#20

csmag: Member; +92|6910|Canada

I have no watch and my phones are all wireless so they don't work is a power outage... I think nothing of this and go back to bed, only to be vaporized minutes later by a nuclear blast.

2008-07-17 20:32:06

#21

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7229|Cambridge (UK)

Volatile wrote:
Scorpion0x17 wrote:
I would head for Volatile's location, with the necessary survival equipment.
The more the merrier.

But bring only able bodies. We may have to engage our invaders with guerrilla warfare. http://www.clipartof.com/images/emotico … ne_gun.gif

Actually, I meant your 'location' as it is set in your forum profile at the moment...

2008-07-17 20:52:44

#22

firebolt5: Member; +114|6618

I'd stop dreaming.

2008-07-17 20:54:48

#23

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7044|the dank(super) side of Oregon

collect as much water as possible and then load magazines.

2008-07-17 21:00:54

#24

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6936|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Run out the door nekkid and join the party! I'd put my shoes on though, so I wouldn't get any sharp pointy thing in the bottom of my feet.

Or just wake up for real.

2008-07-17 21:07:31

#25

i g: Banned; +876|6327|GA

grab my milli and smoke a bowl

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