a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a milli a millii g wrote:
grab my milli and smoke a bowl
grab my assault rifle and raid the houses of all my neighbors
get mah guns and mah friends and form the most powerful tribe in the area
grab my nine and run
oh and get "this girl" to come with me too
oh and get "this girl" to come with me too
aka chloroform on Olivia Munn?GCFC wrote:
grab my nine and run
oh and get "this girl" to come with me too
Put on my tinfoil hat. Should there be no tin foil nearby or it's too hard to find in the dark my only other option would be:
rejected is the funniest thing I have ever seen. <3 don hertzfeldtTheAussieReaper wrote:
Put on my tinfoil hat. Should there be no tin foil nearby or it's too hard to find in the dark my only other option would be:
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"I am the queen of France"TheAussieReaper wrote:
Put on my tinfoil hat. Should there be no tin foil nearby or it's too hard to find in the dark my only other option would be:
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Arm myself with a bat, gather all the friends that live in my immediate area, and raid some hunting stores.
yeah now u can team up with other members , and go by their house in order not to be aloneMutantsteak wrote:
That sounds good, wanna hide with me, we get 2 more people and have an RL left 4 deadPoseidon wrote:
Grab my Zombie Survival Guide, grab the biggest knife in my house, my hiking boots, a strong pair of pants (lol) that I'm able to run in and a long sleeve shirt with a leather jacket. Then I go and loot the nearest gun store for one gun and plenty of ammo.
And I head for the hills.
(This reminded me of War of the Worlds)
Grab my trusty MagLite and my hawt weldhelmet (why you ask cause its sexiez)...then rush to save mah hawtie
I would wonder why an EMP went off...get upstair, load the shotgun...load the 300magnum, load both .22 and wait for the shitstorm.
grab my gun, get out the grill and have a BBQ
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
but, at the end of the day...i work better closer in
Try and shag one last timeGooners wrote:
Masturbate Furiously.
Yeah Baby, grrrrrrrrrrr
I'm going to hide behind Parker.blademaster wrote:
So you go to sleep, and you end up waking up early in the morning. The alarm clock has no lights on it, and it looks dead, you think the battery needs to be replaced and you think nothing of it and you go back to sleep. You wake up an hour later and notice that your cell phone is dead, you stand up to check the lights, and the lights dont come on, you check your watch and its lifeless.
You run down the stairs, trying to figure out WTF is going on, no lights, no electricity, every electrical appliance you have doesn't seem to be working. Then you hear a distant sound of sirens past your windows. You end up walking towards the front door and you notice the sirens getting louder, you hear shouting, screaming and what sounds like gun shots?
What do you do next?
Go get 'em Mr P.
Bone the missus,then rob the nearset 4x4 and load up the family,food,weapons.The head for cardiff and hope 27 has a better idea!
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You'll have to hang on a hour or so before you set off on the 3 hour journey to mine, I'm shagging.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Bone the missus,then rob the nearset 4x4 and load up the family,food,weapons.The head for cradiff and hope 27 has a better idea!
I have to say the grab a bat and raid the nearest gun shop idea sounds most appealing to me. Yay for bullets!
Chirst id be done in 2 minutes,i hope your not popping that viagra again....1927 wrote:
You'll have to hang on a hour or so before you set off on the 3 hour journey to mine, I'm shagging.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Bone the missus,then rob the nearset 4x4 and load up the family,food,weapons.The head for cradiff and hope 27 has a better idea!
Not just the Viag, I also have to thank you and that product you introduced me to before.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Chirst id be done in 2 minutes,i hope your not popping that viagra again....1927 wrote:
You'll have to hang on a hour or so before you set off on the 3 hour journey to mine, I'm shagging.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Bone the missus,then rob the nearset 4x4 and load up the family,food,weapons.The head for cradiff and hope 27 has a better idea!
The 'Penis Enlarger 2000'
I still laff at that thread, fuck knows what it was about but you cracked me up when you said the above.
Dam straight! -that little baby can turn that frown upside down.1927 wrote:
Not just the Viag, I also have to thank you and that product you introduced me to before.{uscm}Jyden wrote:
Chirst id be done in 2 minutes,i hope your not popping that viagra again....1927 wrote:
You'll have to hang on a hour or so before you set off on the 3 hour journey to mine, I'm shagging.
The 'Penis Enlarger 2000'
I still laff at that thread, fuck knows what it was about but you cracked me up when you said the above.
Even comes with a tickler attachment now,you tickle while you sort ya tackle.
edit-we will bring that with me you know... "i use this for close encounters"
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I'm in.Mutantsteak wrote:
That sounds good, wanna hide with me, we get 2 more people and have an RL left 4 deadPoseidon wrote:
Grab my Zombie Survival Guide, grab the biggest knife in my house, my hiking boots, a strong pair of pants (lol) that I'm able to run in and a long sleeve shirt with a leather jacket. Then I go and loot the nearest gun store for one gun and plenty of ammo.
And I head for the hills.
(This reminded me of War of the Worlds)
Screw the missus until it all blows over or I die having a good shag.
Everybody wins.
Everybody wins.
go back to sleep.blademaster wrote:
you end up waking up early in the morning. What do you do next?