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WASHINGTON - Three ballistic missile crew members in North Dakota fell asleep while holding classified launch code devices this month, triggering an investigation by military and National Security Agency experts, the Air Force says.
This is going to look great compare to all the other Nuclear slip-ups we've had lately.  (Missiles over US, detonator in Taiwan, etc.)
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Reminds me of a story my Physics teacher (well now he's my engineering teacher but at the time we was physics) once told me a about one of his professors when he was in college.

The professor was an engineer for the Air Force, and was in one of two parts of a team that was working on the mechanism that allowed for light bombers to safely carry tactical nuclear weapons. His team's job was to make sure that in the event that the nuke breaks from the aircraft, that it will not detonate. While the other team's job was to make sure that the nuke didn't fall from the plane in the first place.

When the mechanism was finally tested, the bomb fell off the plane but it did not detonate. And as a result the professor and his team got commendations, while the other guys didn't get their tenures renewed.
God Save the Queen
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the Air Force has really been taking a beating this last year.
Kmar
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The codes were no good?
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Kmarion wrote:

The codes were no good?
According to ze article, no. They were changed.

But it's the principle of not doing your duty which seems to be at hand, which is making the Air Force look like it's full of stupid-ass people who can't follow rules.
Thorax
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God Save the Queen wrote:

the Air Force has really been taking a beating this last year.
It's because I'm not there anymore to make sure things stay straight.
FEOS
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The missile world is truly a one-mistake world. Those three are done...below the zone to civilian.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
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HurricaИe
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More like fail force amirite
m3thod
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rite.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
FEOS
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No. You're not right.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
HurricaИe
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FEOS wrote:

No. You're not right.
'twas a joke
FEOS
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HurricaИe wrote:

FEOS wrote:

No. You're not right.
'twas a joke
You still aren't right.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
usmarine2
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chair force lulz.  gj dumb fucks.  court martial tbh.
FEOS
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usmarine2 wrote:

court martial tbh.
As I said, they qualified for civilian below the zone.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
usmarine2
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FEOS wrote:

usmarine2 wrote:

court martial tbh.
As I said, they qualified for civilian below the zone.
then hang the fucking twats.
HurricaИe
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FEOS wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:

FEOS wrote:

No. You're not right.
'twas a joke
You still aren't right.
don't you have a nuke to accidentally launch
ah burn
FEOS
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HurricaИe wrote:

FEOS wrote:

HurricaИe wrote:


'twas a joke
You still aren't right.
don't you have a nuke to accidentally launch
ah burn
If only...
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

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