GodFather wrote:
lmfao very nice.
and my dad would be ALL over my nuts for ever
WHAT?GodFather wrote:
my dad would be ALL over my nuts
Ever hear the expression, "Bust my/your balls"I'm Jamesey wrote:
GodFather wrote:
lmfao very nice.
and my dad would be ALL over my nuts for everWHAT?GodFather wrote:
my dad would be ALL over my nuts
Example: Jamesey, I dont mean to bust your balls but its not a sexual innuendo...
Its sort of like that, all over my nuts would mean do the shit he did to my brother when he lived here (AZ) search the car, take his cell phone forcing him to use the home phone and then tapping those calls. Basically destroy any rights I previously had
Eww.
I can understand "my dad would kick me in the nuts" or "my bad would bust my balls" but "my dad would be all over my nuts" suggests blowjobs.
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It seems the younger guys appreciate the fort for its gloryGodFather wrote:
Thank you.Mek-Stizzle wrote:
XxRavenxX wrote:
that fort is the shit
edit:
I love how the entire beginning posts were basically, "If you want to get anywhere with these girls then tear the fort down"
and now its mostly, "Awesome fort." or something along the lines of agreeing with the awesomeness of a shit ass fort built for the lulz in the middle of the living room
Hellz yeah! If I had the house to myself for 6 days I would be sitting on the couch naked while listening Mariah Carey and taking bong hits.pers0nah wrote:
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i concur, electrical mastery is a mustLividBovine wrote:
Dude, candles are romantic. Girls don't like it when a man can't produce fire, make sure they see you as not being a wus. Create fire!
Girls also like electricity. Show them your mastery of it. Remove the wall plate from any switch close to you. Remove the switch it's self and discard it. You won't need it anymore. Attach a wire to the black wire in the box and another one to the white wire. Be careful, don't touch the copper part. Make sure they are nice and tight, wire nuts work well for this. Make sure the wires are long enough to reach several feet out of the box. Now when you are ready to impress them start screaming at the top of you lungs "I am the master of light, bow to my greatness", as soon as you get doing yelling push a wire into each one of your nipples. If they are not impressed they are not worth your time. Good luck.
Since it's been almost a day since the amazing life altering supercallafragilistic fort was built, I'm very interested in finding out how everything worked out.
I need around tree fiddy.
Well, if he accomplished all that in just one day, just imagine what the next ones will be like.
On a side note: Those Eastern US people need to go to sleep before 3 AM *cough* cowami & Kmar *cough*
On a side note: Those Eastern US people need to go to sleep before 3 AM *cough* cowami & Kmar *cough*
DO IT FAGIT!pers0nah wrote:
im backin hotboxin the fort.i g wrote:
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So where are the videos of rape?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Mailing to your house @ first class mail.max wrote:
So where are the videos of rape?
Right. You need:
* Hot Girls.
* Booze.
That is all. The fort can stay, as long as you stress to the girls that it was a RANDOM idea. Now, when inviting the girls, make sure to tell them that it is in fact a pants party. Basically you can only wear the bottom parts of an underwear set. You would be suprised that alot of girls are up for it for the lulz. But you have to say it a certain way when inviting. There is a very fine line between success and disastrous failure.
* Hot Girls.
* Booze.
That is all. The fort can stay, as long as you stress to the girls that it was a RANDOM idea. Now, when inviting the girls, make sure to tell them that it is in fact a pants party. Basically you can only wear the bottom parts of an underwear set. You would be suprised that alot of girls are up for it for the lulz. But you have to say it a certain way when inviting. There is a very fine line between success and disastrous failure.
#rekt
Rape.
DO IT FAGGOT
DO IT FAGGOT
Mint Sauce you forgot about thisMint Sauce wrote:
Right. You need:
* Hot Girls.
* Booze.
That is all. The fort can stay, as long as you stress to the girls that it was a RANDOM idea. Now, when inviting the girls, make sure to tell them that it is in fact a pants party. Basically you can only wear the bottom parts of an underwear set. You would be suprised that alot of girls are up for it for the lulz. But you have to say it a certain way when inviting. There is a very fine line between success and disastrous failure.
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Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
They must have tried my suggestion. GG
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation" - Barack Obama (a freshman senator from Illinios)
Was the fort a raving success?
Serious Flex
Did you give/receive surprise buttsecks?
forts are srs bsns.
and it looked sweet, i third hot boxing the fort; but in my scenario hot box with the ladies and then rape them.
and it looked sweet, i third hot boxing the fort; but in my scenario hot box with the ladies and then rape them.
Get them drunk.
i wish i could meet him lolMiggle wrote:
fixed for time periodaerodynamic wrote:
Got them drunk.
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fort bong IMOpers0nah wrote:
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