I was just thinking of some of the dumber things that I have done recently in the past couple years and I thought I would share.
1. Friday I was working drive thru at work and handed some lady her change but said "Here is your drink ma'am."
2. A couple weeks ago I bought an Iron Maiden CD that I already owned, but had just forgot about.
3. A year ago I told my girlfriend I had been hanging with another girl alot and lying to her about it.
4. A couple years ago I locked my keys in my car with the engine running....twice....in two days.
5. Had sex without a condom. It feels so much better, but many sleepless nights ensue waiting for that period.
6. I failed Chemistry with a 43 for the year and had to take it in summer school.
7. When I was a kid my older brother and I got bottles of maple syrup and sprayed them all over the house.
8. My older brother and I also stole an entire bottle of Flint stone's vitamins and ate all of them at one time.
9. Thursday night I took a Kalonapin, had a few shots of Jager, and hit a few bowls, then drove myself home....
10. In the aftermath of that Kalonapin, I woke up Saturday at around 1:30 thinking that it was still Friday (K2's fuck your head up), and I went and laid down on the couch. My mom comes home a little after I get up, which confused me because I thought she should be at work. So I say, "Hey, when do you have to go back to work?" She looks at me with a confused face and says "It's Saturday, I don't have to work." Wow, I felt like a fucking idiot. Hour later, still on the couch, my dad comes home. He comes into the living room and I ask "Hey, what are you doing home from work so early?" Again, just like my mom, he looks at me with a puzzled look and says, "It's Saturday, I don't have to work." Epic fail, twice in an hour.
11. Last year I went to my girlfriend's house after her parents went to sleep (They sleep like they are in a fucking coma), and I had intended to only stay till around 2 or 3, because her dad had to get up and go to work at 4. We messed around, and eventually I fell asleep and so did she. She woke me up at around 4, because her dad was awake and walking around the house. We were safely locked in her room, and my car was parked a few houses down, so there was no chance. But he wouldn't fucking leave! He finally left at around 5:45, and she got up and went to make sure her mom wasn't up so I could get out. I finally got home at 6, and my parents were awake and waiting for me! Mega fail.
I have done so many dumber things, I'm just too dumb to think of anything else right now. Feel free to make fun of my stupidity and laugh at me.
Also, feel free to share other stupid things you have done.
1. Friday I was working drive thru at work and handed some lady her change but said "Here is your drink ma'am."
2. A couple weeks ago I bought an Iron Maiden CD that I already owned, but had just forgot about.
3. A year ago I told my girlfriend I had been hanging with another girl alot and lying to her about it.
4. A couple years ago I locked my keys in my car with the engine running....twice....in two days.
5. Had sex without a condom. It feels so much better, but many sleepless nights ensue waiting for that period.
6. I failed Chemistry with a 43 for the year and had to take it in summer school.
7. When I was a kid my older brother and I got bottles of maple syrup and sprayed them all over the house.
8. My older brother and I also stole an entire bottle of Flint stone's vitamins and ate all of them at one time.
9. Thursday night I took a Kalonapin, had a few shots of Jager, and hit a few bowls, then drove myself home....
10. In the aftermath of that Kalonapin, I woke up Saturday at around 1:30 thinking that it was still Friday (K2's fuck your head up), and I went and laid down on the couch. My mom comes home a little after I get up, which confused me because I thought she should be at work. So I say, "Hey, when do you have to go back to work?" She looks at me with a confused face and says "It's Saturday, I don't have to work." Wow, I felt like a fucking idiot. Hour later, still on the couch, my dad comes home. He comes into the living room and I ask "Hey, what are you doing home from work so early?" Again, just like my mom, he looks at me with a puzzled look and says, "It's Saturday, I don't have to work." Epic fail, twice in an hour.
11. Last year I went to my girlfriend's house after her parents went to sleep (They sleep like they are in a fucking coma), and I had intended to only stay till around 2 or 3, because her dad had to get up and go to work at 4. We messed around, and eventually I fell asleep and so did she. She woke me up at around 4, because her dad was awake and walking around the house. We were safely locked in her room, and my car was parked a few houses down, so there was no chance. But he wouldn't fucking leave! He finally left at around 5:45, and she got up and went to make sure her mom wasn't up so I could get out. I finally got home at 6, and my parents were awake and waiting for me! Mega fail.
I have done so many dumber things, I'm just too dumb to think of anything else right now. Feel free to make fun of my stupidity and laugh at me.
Also, feel free to share other stupid things you have done.
Last edited by pyscofrawg (2008-07-28 23:00:00)
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