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2008-07-29 10:42:47
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

I had bought a mattress, and it fell off my roof. A FUCKING MATTRESS FELL OF MY ROOF.

Some guy was probably all like swerving and shit to miss it, it probably beats the hell out of him where it came from.
2008-07-29 10:43:41
MAGUIRE93
High Angle Hell
+182|6655|Schofield Barracks

The Sheriff wrote:

I had bought a mattress, and it fell off my roof. A FUCKING MATTRESS FELL OF MY ROOF.

Some guy was probably all like swerving and shit to miss it, it probably beats the hell out of him where it came from.
did u tie it up?
2008-07-29 10:44:42
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6907|Chicago, IL
lulz
2008-07-29 10:45:01
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6855|The Gem Saloon

S.Lythberg wrote:

lulz
2008-07-29 10:46:18
r'Eeee
That's how I roll, BITCH!
+311|6909

Stop lying, you don't drive
2008-07-29 10:46:41
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7082|London, England
holy shit amazing story +1 2 u
2008-07-29 10:48:36
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7057
I wonder if the guy who had to swerve to avoid your mattress always tells really stupid stories that he thinks are funny.
2008-07-29 10:50:50
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

I just planted a shit load of veggies as well, I hope pesky woodchucks don't eat them, else I'll have to crack out my "electric fence" and "vaporise" them.
2008-07-29 10:51:22
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6855|The Gem Saloon

The Sheriff wrote:

I just planted a shit load of veggies as well, I hope pesky woodchucks don't eat them, else I'll have to crack out my "electric fence" and "vaporise" them.
ohhh, i want pics!
2008-07-29 10:52:48
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7057

The Sheriff wrote:

I just planted a shit load of veggies as well, I hope pesky woodchucks don't eat them, else I'll have to crack out my "electric fence" and "vaporise" them.
You might find an incredibly large spider in some bananas and befriend it.
2008-07-29 11:04:06
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

I just planted a shit load of veggies as well, I hope pesky woodchucks don't eat them, else I'll have to crack out my "electric fence" and "vaporise" them.
You might find an incredibly large spider in some bananas and befriend it.
I don't want to get attached to it only for the manager (who will probably be a bitch about it) to get it exterminated.
2008-07-29 11:05:34
SamTheMan:D
Banned
+856|6435|England

2008-07-29 11:06:26
MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|7057

The Sheriff wrote:

MorbiD.ShoT wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

I just planted a shit load of veggies as well, I hope pesky woodchucks don't eat them, else I'll have to crack out my "electric fence" and "vaporise" them.
You might find an incredibly large spider in some bananas and befriend it.
I don't want to get attached to it only for the manager (who will probably be a bitch about it) to get it exterminated.
Yea, I understand...that would be as stupid as a woman asking me if she had Salmonella from eating a tomato during a Salmonella scare.
2008-07-29 11:07:36
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7168|67.222.138.85
lawl

If someone else makes a thread they get banned.

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