Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7217|Scotland

Yes, I am back. Wrong-dooers beware.

Spain was awesome, as usual, girls, beach and bars ( oh fuck yes ).
Went to a bar with a MASSIVE selection of beers, asked for a large Gordons beer ( if you have never tried it, you must - it's blonde and strong yet it goes down real nice ( one of the strongest beers available; 10% proof ) and a 12 year old Whiskey ( 3, btw ). Oh my god. It was good. Too bad I didn't know some of my mates were lightweights.... Made a little foreign girl cry, farted in the face of an old man, fell in a bin... the usual.

Another bar which was interesting was a Turkish one; it had this thing ( I am sure many of you have tried it ) called Kachimba ( or the Hookah for you Brits, or the Nargilah ) - basically just a large water pipe where you inhale smokes of different flavours. 8 euros for a huge one...not bad.
Although it was a disappointment. We asked for Caramel flavour, they didn't have it, so we got Lemon instead. It was tasteless, tbh. The fater taste was nice, but other than that....

Meh, 2 of the many stories that happened. For the 2 weeks, I ended up getting free beer every night because I got to know the bartender of some bar just beside my rented apartment. Nice way to spend the nights where we didn't go out - on the beach with girls and beer.

Yes... there are FAP alarms in Spain. I walked into my flat and found the alarm boxes, opened them up, and there was the word, printed on each button F.A.P. I have pics, will post later.

Now for the not-so-fun part. Ryanair are criminals. Most people know that there is a limit of 15KG for luggage ( not hand luggage ) and of course... We were 1 FUCKING KILOGRAM OVER FOR EACH SUITCASE. Guess how much? 45 FUCKING EUROS. I am still fuming. Gay thing is, that the weight indicators in Reus Airport only have a scale of +/- 0.5KG, so if our suitcases were 15.6, it would show up as 16.... Fucking bastards.


Just wanted to say I am back.

Missed much?
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7038|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
Oh hai Zimmer! Welcome back!

Missed just enough
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6924|Tyne & Wear, England
I nearly shit bricks when my case got weighed.  I think it came to something daft like 23 kilos, but thankfully I didn't have to pay anything.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7217|Scotland

KILLSWITCH wrote:

I nearly shit bricks when my case got weighed.  I think it came to something daft like 23 kilos, but thankfully I didn't have to pay anything.
What I don't understand is that the people who check us in don't make anything extra from charging us. They just make tourists incredibly angry.
I have gotten away with it several times because I can speak several languages, and generally, if you speak their mothertongue, they feel more comfortable and will think twice about charging you for stupid things.
kptk92
u
+972|6869|tc_london
Fuck Zimmers back
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

Greece is better than Spain, hotter, fitter girls, better beer, Greece has it all.
{uscm}Jyden
You likey leaky?
+433|7139|In You Endo- Stoke
Yeah i flew with ryan air before.Had to pay going out and coming back.

Think it £20 on the way out and about €30 on the way back....
Seriosly pissed off,just knew i would never fly with them again.

Glad you had a good time anyhow.
Ecilop Murof
I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..
+167|6240|loves Stimey <3 |
Welcome back.

Lol, Berlinair (I dunno why we had them because I'm obviously NOT from Germany) had shitty personal but our luggage was together 6kg over the top and we paid nothing

My vacations also been awesome, a girl, beach, all inclusive (=everything to drink everytime you want), disco, disco.. have I already told you bout the drinks?

Well, it just sucks to be home now. It's raining. It's cold. My tanned skin get's white again.

Oh well, life sucks doesn't it
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6924|Tyne & Wear, England
Wow, I've heard so many bad things about Ryanair now.  I doubt I'll be flying with them any time soon.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6950|Gogledd Cymru

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Wow, I've heard so many bad things about Ryanair now.  I doubt I'll be flying with them any time soon.
The music they play before take off is shite aswell.
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6733

The Sheriff wrote:

Greece is better than Spain, hotter, fitter girls, better beer, Greece has it all.
this man speaks the troof

And why did you farted in the poor old mans face?LOL
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7217|Scotland

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Wow, I've heard so many bad things about Ryanair now.  I doubt I'll be flying with them any time soon.
Problem is that they are cheap and go to where I want them to direct. If I wanted to get the Barcelona with another company, I would either have to pay an extra £200 or change at London...
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7181|Scotland

Zimmer wrote:

the weight indicators in Reus Airport only have a scale of +/- 0.5KG, so if our suitcases were 15.6, it would show up as 16.... Fucking bastards.
even if your suitcase was 15.5, with an error of 0.5kg... that is gay.


Good to hear you got away for a bit, still saving up for next year
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7217|Scotland

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

The Sheriff wrote:

Greece is better than Spain, hotter, fitter girls, better beer, Greece has it all.
this man speaks the troof

And why did you farted in the poor old mans face?LOL
I didn't. I wasn't drunk, my friend was. He danced around him for a bit, then stopped, told him to wait, farted and ran off laughing. It was an epic scene.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6924|Tyne & Wear, England
So how did you make a foreign girl cry?

You haven't been flashing ur tadger again, have you Zimmer?
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7199|The Hague, Netherlands

you missed Donfck getting naked again

good to hear Spain rocked.
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Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6747|eng
Never flown Ryanair, never will. I'm in Portugal at the minute and we flew Monarch, it was good
Please don't ban me for saying this Zimmer, but for me, Portugal is nicer all round than Spain.
The girls are nicer too, been to the same restaurant three times to see the same girl, she is STUNNING. lol
#rekt
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7217|Scotland

KILLSWITCH wrote:

So how did you make a foreign girl cry?

You haven't been flashing ur tadger again, have you Zimmer?
She was like 4 or 5 with her family. They had just come from the airport and were heading to the hotel at about 11:30 when we came out of the bar... 2 of my friends - girl and boy - started doing some monkey dance and one of them tripped over and shouted whilst he fell onto the pavement, right beside where the little girl was standing. She got a massive fright and started crying. I had to go and apologise....
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6998|Long Island, New York
zomg zimzim is back

<33333
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7082|London, England

Zimmer wrote:

Another bar which was interesting was a Turkish one; it had this thing ( I am sure many of you have tried it ) called Kachimba ( or the Hookah for you Brits, or the Nargilah ) - basically just a large water pipe where you inhale smokes of different flavours. 8 euros for a huge one...not bad.
Although it was a disappointment. We asked for Caramel flavour, they didn't have it, so we got Lemon instead. It was tasteless, tbh. The fater taste was nice, but other than that....
Have you been living in a box or something in Scotland. It's called Shisha and they're everywhere and as common as your average chav (ned)
Ecilop Murof
I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..
+167|6240|loves Stimey <3 |

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Another bar which was interesting was a Turkish one; it had this thing ( I am sure many of you have tried it ) called Kachimba ( or the Hookah for you Brits, or the Nargilah ) - basically just a large water pipe where you inhale smokes of different flavours. 8 euros for a huge one...not bad.
Although it was a disappointment. We asked for Caramel flavour, they didn't have it, so we got Lemon instead. It was tasteless, tbh. The fater taste was nice, but other than that....
Have you been living in a box or something in Scotland. It's called Shisha and they're everywhere and as common as your average chav (ned)
Shisha's really common here.

I took mango tabacco with me for my mate which smokes

(From Tunesia)
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6658|Winland

Oh, hi Zimmer
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7217|Scotland

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Another bar which was interesting was a Turkish one; it had this thing ( I am sure many of you have tried it ) called Kachimba ( or the Hookah for you Brits, or the Nargilah ) - basically just a large water pipe where you inhale smokes of different flavours. 8 euros for a huge one...not bad.
Although it was a disappointment. We asked for Caramel flavour, they didn't have it, so we got Lemon instead. It was tasteless, tbh. The fater taste was nice, but other than that....
Have you been living in a box or something in Scotland. It's called Shisha and they're everywhere and as common as your average chav (ned)
Oh, no. I know precisely what it is, but I had never gone out to try it in Britain. Read the whole paragraph and you will realise that I implied you had already tried it. Yawn.

I don't smoke, never touched anything like this before, so it was an "experience". Sheesh.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7082|London, England
It's just that here in Britain I've never heard it be called a Kachimba, or Hookah, or Nargilah - It's generally known as Shisha round here. And that's where I got the notion that you've never even heard about it in Britain. How long have you been living here (in Britain) anyway?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6773

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