Ig loves this girl
ig: My hobbies, ping pong, sunbathe, a disco dance, and on weekends travel to capital city and i watch ladies make a toilet.
Yes you arei g wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...
men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men
damn im a fucking genius
o_0RDMC wrote:
Yes you arei g wrote:
i have come to the conlcusion that...
men = sperm
spermicide = kill sperm
kill sperm = kill men
damn im a fucking genius
He-ey Einstein couldn't spell but he was pretty smart...
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
pics or it didn't happen.i g wrote:
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
probably a fupa tramp stamp...maybe it says, "thug life" lulz
it was definitely thick, black, curly pubesCoronadoSEAL wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.i g wrote:
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
probably a fupa tramp stamp...maybe it says, "thug life" lulz
*vomits*i g wrote:
it was definitely thick, black, curly pubes
now you have leverage to take the pic of her wrist tat?
Pfft pansyi g wrote:
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
oh ok. lol. nice try.i g wrote:
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
dont deny your love for herusmarine wrote:
oh ok. lol. nice try.i g wrote:
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
ohh that happened to you to? It was so annoying to tell her 100 times that i was gay and wasn't going to sleep with her.HurricaИe wrote:
Maybe it's like, her serial killer nickname. She lures men into bed, then chops off their dicks and nuts - thus effectively killing their sperm (and their chances of creating sperm).
uhmmmmmm hairy bush......
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lolz post some pics of the other hot chicks u hang around withi g wrote:
dont deny your love for herusmarine wrote:
oh ok. lol. nice try.i g wrote:
me and that girl were puttin some stuff up on a shelf yesterday when i happened to take a glance at her stomach region. her arms were in the air which caused her stomach to be exposed. i noticed something dark under her jeans at first glance. i thought it was underwear, but after another look, i realized it was the biggest bush ive ever seen coming out of her jeans. it was gross to say the least
bump
this kid that used to work there and i used to be good friends with is "dating" her. i havent talked to him since he stopped working there because he never calls anyone and is the biggest recluse ive ever met. anyways, supposedly, that kid and this girl hang out all the time even though she still lives with her "boyfriend" like 50 miles away. she and her "bf" opened an anime store a couple years ago, and it failed, so now the girl is in $60k worth of debt due to her "bf" running up a bunch of credit cards under her name. she is by far the strangest person ive ever met. i try to avoid her at all costs (thank you ipod)
tldr: wat
this kid that used to work there and i used to be good friends with is "dating" her. i havent talked to him since he stopped working there because he never calls anyone and is the biggest recluse ive ever met. anyways, supposedly, that kid and this girl hang out all the time even though she still lives with her "boyfriend" like 50 miles away. she and her "bf" opened an anime store a couple years ago, and it failed, so now the girl is in $60k worth of debt due to her "bf" running up a bunch of credit cards under her name. she is by far the strangest person ive ever met. i try to avoid her at all costs (thank you ipod)
tldr: wat
You clearly want in her pants. Her bushy pants, that is.
i would seriously rather go 5 years without sex than to be with her. i would never be able to get it out of my head or forgive myself
That bad? Pics of her face then. Nao.phishman420 wrote:
i would seriously rather go 5 years without sex than to be with her. i would never be able to get it out of my head or forgive myself
Nao.Zimmer wrote:
That bad? Pics of her face then. Nao.phishman420 wrote:
i would seriously rather go 5 years without sex than to be with her. i would never be able to get it out of my head or forgive myself
/Threadphishman420 wrote:
tldr: wat
its not that shes horrible to look at. its just how fucking weird she is plus that nasty bush. also, she never wears underwear, so i see her fucking ass crack at least once a day
look at aussies post on this page. thats all youre going to get from me
look at aussies post on this page. thats all youre going to get from me
Last edited by phishman420 (2009-02-20 13:37:42)
Yeah, but faces are not exactly fixable. Nasty bushes are.
"Jeeves, fetch the weedwacker!"Zimmer wrote:
Yeah, but faces are not exactly fixable. Nasty bushes are.
But dear ig, you can always fold the fluffy to the sides with your hands while you're munching down on her with your wet, sparkling face? Besides, weird could mean plenty kinkyyy
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-02-20 16:49:51)
She is a female /b/tard by the sound of it.phishman420 wrote:
bump
this kid that used to work there and i used to be good friends with is "dating" her. i havent talked to him since he stopped working there because he never calls anyone and is the biggest recluse ive ever met. anyways, supposedly, that kid and this girl hang out all the time even though she still lives with her "boyfriend" like 50 miles away. she and her "bf" opened an anime store a couple years ago, and it failed, so now the girl is in $60k worth of debt due to her "bf" running up a bunch of credit cards under her name. she is by far the strangest person ive ever met. i try to avoid her at all costs (thank you ipod)
tldr: wat
iG I think you just dodged a bullet with this one.phishman420 wrote:
she and her "bf" opened an anime store a couple years ago, and it failed, so now the girl is in $60k worth of debt