Tanner8
Member
+0|7087
Omg This Retard Ran Right In Front Of Me When I Was Taking Off In The Jet And He Freaking Punishes Me Then Says Its Myfault. Omg How Can That Be???? Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im In The Middle Of Having A Battle Then Some Nooob Fires Artillary On Us And It Kills Me. Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Was Playing Karkand And There Was This Noob With His Apc Wouldnt Get Out Of The Spawn And He Spawn Killed Me About 7 Times!!!! I Couldnt Do Anything! Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im Trying To Get Somwhere With A Tank Then A Stpid Helicopter Comes Out Of No Where And Just Fires 8 Missles At Me And Finially Kills Me With The Last One. They Should Lower Heli Missles Down To 5 And Make A 3 Second Wait In Between Shots. Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Sneak Up Behind Somone With A Rocket Launcher I Shoot It. 5 Seconds Later The Rocket Actually Comes Out Of The Thing. Somehow It Ddnt Kill Him And He Just Turned Around And Shot Me!!!!!!! Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im In An Apc With Full Health. A Tank Drives By And Kills Me In One Shot ( I Have No Clue How )
Nooob!!!!!!!!!!

Im In An Tank I See A Helicoter Thats Shooting Me. I Fire A Tank Shell Right Into The Window. He Unloads His 8 Rockets And Kills Me!!! Noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Enemy Tank Is Right In Front Of My Smoking So I Fire A Rocket But Die Before It Hits Him. I Didnt Blow Him Up When I Shot It Right At Him, He Was Smoking, And I Was 20ft Away Just Because He Killed Me First. Nooob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Work Amazingly Hard To Get My Expert Pistol And Knife. I Tripple Checked All Teh Requirements And I Didnt Get Crap For Either One Until I Did It A Second Time!!! Nooooob!!!!!!!!

I Came Second In A Match And It Even Said I Get A Silver Star. Did I Get One??? Nooo!!!!!!!!!!! Because Its Sooo Glitchy And Gay!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Is Only A Partial List Of Things But Its A Whole Bunch Of These Sorts Of Things That Annoying Me Terribly And Make Me Just Shut The Game.


Stupid Gay Nooooooooooooooooobs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|7120|Colorado
Take a zanex.                                                                           
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heh! i allways just got them from the g/f never got to look at the bottle , thanks for the info

Last edited by TrollmeaT (2006-03-05 05:37:23)

FromTheAshes
Member
+53|7152
Noob
Hyper
Banned
+154|7198

TrollmeaT wrote:

Take a zanex.
Xanax
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janysc
Member
+59|7130|Norway
Relax. Getting killed is part of this game. Don't expect to win against a heli while you're in a tank. Give BFHQ time to update, and you'll get your silver star. Artillery is part of the game, get over it.

Get over it. Keep playing. Smile, be happy.
mporlier
Member
+42|7087|Montreal, Canada
Awards may take more than a day to appear! Everything else is just you playing badly.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7112|NT, like Mick Dundee

Your only highlighting known bugs in the game/your own stupidity...

Best example is the mention of spawn camping... SPAWN SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU MORON, JOIN A BLOODY SQUAD AS THATS WHAT THEY ARE THERE FOR...

The stats updating takes time... Check again... Some servers have issues with badges being awarded (my friend SergentSmartass found this out the hard way).

Gunships are in the game to destroy tanks, thats what they are there for...

Shouldn't be firing SRAWS at people in close range... Use a knife...

"An Enemy Tank Is Right In Front Of My Smoking So I Fire A Rocket But Die Before It Hits Him. I Didnt Blow Him Up When I Shot It Right At Him, He Was Smoking, And I Was 20ft Away Just Because He Killed Me First. Nooob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Supply crate or engineer behind it?

All tanks and APCs have various "critical" hit points, that cause instant death... (Mostly the underside of them...)

I could go on but I wont, too lazy...

Tanner8, were you being sarcastic with all of this? If you weren't I have one thing to say... Newb...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
superseal17
Banned
+1|7202
nooobbbbb
ReDmAn_ThE_uNiQuE
oh hai :D
+156|7098|The Netherlands
Dude chill out it's just a game .
smefeman
Member
+0|7197
it doesnt make sense when you say noob all the time... wouldnt you be the noob? you're dying...
cisyakyak
Member
+0|7084
Your the person who takes the fun out of gaming.  You cry NOOB when someone kills you.  Just remember when you first got the game you were new to.  It takes time for people to understand everything about this game.  The stuff you are yelling noob about has nothing to do with the other people but with you.  The only thing that you said that talks about the other player being dumb is the jet.  The arty thing you may have walked after they fired it use you mini map or he may have though 1 TK to 5 enemy kills was worth it sounds strange but if Im com.  and your at a flag and they have 7 people there with a tank or apc.  Ill arty it to try to save the flag.  Spawn kills happen like the other guy said join a squad and spawn on the leader.   Cobra = death to tanks not his fault the cobra can carry that many missles.   Rocket launcher lag my friend could be you could be him or the server again not the players fault.  Hopefully you get the point just because someone kills you or something happens to you does not make them a noob.
BallisticallyYours
Member
+23|7078|Chicago, IL
You seem (Poster) to be awful critical of everyone else, not yourself. Try improving your game a bit, sounds like you need to complain less and play more. You were a NOOB once too, but you must have been perfect, my mistake.
Courtesy takes less effort than you think.
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7256|Marathon, Florida Keys
uninstall
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7132|United States of America
As I have said before: More than 60% of the Battlefield 2 Players should not be allowed to live.
IvIaster.Us
Member
+-2|7093
I hate you geeks, who are what you call "noobs" ...overuse that fucking lameass term
Cheeky_Ninja06
Member
+52|7179|Cambridge, England
a proper cobra can carry 42 missiles and shoot them without the shitty reload time........omg what a noob chopper ^o) of corse he blew you up with the last 1, has has to get 6 good hits of his 8 shots, while flying at "340kph" although that is actually only as fast as a jeep so work that out. choppers are no longer "gunships" the aa has seen to that, if a missile misses you, it comes back for a 2nd or 3rd attempt now that is ridiculus.

nobody cares how many silver stars you have, I jsut got promoted and i cant unlock the new sniper or the p90, neither did i get my free unlock that just sucks.

choppers are perthetically weak, they should own all ground vehicles accept the mobile AA, a jeep takes off 1.5bars of health per hit on an attack chopper, you only have to bars, the amount of times my chopper has been destroyed by a jeep you wouldnt believe pah 1.2 choppers never needed to be nerfed
tehmoogles
Don't touch the pom-pom!
+7|7157
More than 5 exclamation marks. A sure sign of a mental case.
ShowMeTheMonkey
Member
+125|7149
You do know he's being sarcastic you noobs!
arnica
Member
+18|7127|Sydney
fkn n00bs .... we all were noobs .. get over it.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7167|California

Why Are We Capitalizing Every God Damn Word?
iceman785
Member
+93|7120|Alaska, mother fucker.
itsa game get over it, it happens, and wtf?? 5 missiles and a 3 sec cooldown between each one!!! insane, if they did that it would be a two hit kill for tanks

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