Funny things you've done

2008-08-09 03:50:24

#1

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|6237|loves Stimey <3 |

Tell us which shit you've already done

I can't list all since it's toomuch.

1. I copied my teachers sentences frequently, like, she pronounced a musician's name wrong and when I had my essay infront of the class I pronounced the name like she did Everyone laughed, she told me I should stop and gave me 10 out of 60 points

2. I went to a kids house which I didn't like much. My mates were standing behind me and laughing, I was looking at them while still knocking. They laughed quite hard. Harder than expected. I didn't realize that the kid's mother was standing behind me while i was still knocking against the already opened door

3. We went with some gay music (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. dun dun dun) through the city, my mates speakers were on 100% and people were starring at us

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yT9AsF2TqM

^This one's also funny, not mine though

2008-08-09 03:55:07

#2

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7107

Went to a strip club in Hungary and ended up getting ripped off to shreds by the bouncers who would refuse to let us leave...ended up staying for 5 hours watching one of the hottest girls I've ever seen dancing...with as much booze as we wanted.

streaking

drinking on a roundabout with a bunch of friends on my last day of exams holding a sign saying "you honk we drink"...my teacher saw us and ended up driving around the thing 6-7 times holding down the bloody horn.

L-plate on the back of a police car

There are a lot of things I've done..I can't remember all of them because I was either drunk, high or it was a long time ago.

Edit: The funniest thing my friends and I did was walk through Oslo on a hot summers day in full ski suits and skis on...it was fucking tough on the legs.

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2008-08-09 03:56:41)

2008-08-09 04:17:44

#3

N00bkilla55404: Voices are calling...; +136|6389|Somewhere out in Space

reading this thread.

2008-08-09 04:18:14

#4

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6948|Gogledd Cymru

One time I drank milk out of the bottle and not a cup.

2008-08-09 04:24:52

#5

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6565|Birmingham, UK

The Sheriff wrote:
One time I drank milk out of the bottle and not a cup.

NO?!

2008-08-09 04:56:39

#6

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7025|NYC / Hamburg

I performed a marriage between a man and a stick

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-08-09 04:57:29

#7

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6948|Gogledd Cymru

SEREVENT wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
One time I drank milk out of the bottle and not a cup.
NO?!

Honestly.

I'm so hardcore.

2008-08-09 04:57:42

#8

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6951|N. Ireland

Ecilop Murof wrote:

It wasn't that funny

One time in class I rested my hand on what I thought was a table or stool or something. I moved my hand slowly upwards, only to find I was stroking a guy's leg. Suffice to say, he was not amused - I couldn't stop laughing after realizing what I had done though.

2008-08-09 05:07:05

#9

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6927

max wrote:
I performed a marriage between a man and a stick

Did they live happily ever after?

2008-08-09 05:08:14

#10

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6948|Gogledd Cymru

NooBesT wrote:
max wrote:
I performed a marriage between a man and a stick
Did they live happily ever after?

No he cheated with a leaf.

(The man that is)

2008-08-09 05:10:19

#11

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7025|NYC / Hamburg

NooBesT wrote:
max wrote:
I performed a marriage between a man and a stick
Did they live happily ever after?

The stick was dead by the end of the day. The rain fucked up her head

pic since it did happen. Yeah, we were drunk

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-08-09 05:15:29

#12

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6432|England

i once told a joke

2008-08-09 05:16:03

#13

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6948|Gogledd Cymru

SamTheMan:D wrote:
i once told a joke

2008-08-09 05:48:30

#14

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7019|Southampton, UK

The Sheriff wrote:
SamTheMan:D wrote:
i once told a joke

Oh god, that is hilarious.

2008-08-09 05:51:24

#15

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6565|Birmingham, UK

SamTheMan:D wrote:
i once told a joke

Yeah?

2008-08-09 05:58:55

#16

jord: Member; +2,382|7136|The North, beyond the wall.

I pissed in a letterbox and then my mate did it and the guy opened the door.

Not the funniest thing I've done but it was lol at the time.

2008-08-09 06:18:50

#17

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|7143|Espoo, Finland

Ecilop Murof wrote:
3. We went with some gay music (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. dun dun dun)

I would fear for my life if I was you right now.

2008-08-09 06:46:53

#18

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6655|Winland

I did a lot of crazy shit in my last school.

Once, there were some people from the mainland on visit, to teach us about not letting people mess with you etc. Gay as shit. After a while, they asked people from the audience to come down and do a sketch. I went, playing the "victim". The girl who was doing the "bully" just kept talking and "bullying" me. She went on for at least three minutes, before I grabbed a trash can nearby, shoved it over her head, and went back to my seat.

I've never heard the school pupils lol so hard, before or after.

Since I live close to the school, I can go home and get stuff in the middle of the day. One day, a mate of mine had a Korg Kaossilator with him (kind of synth, can be very, very annoying), and headphones. I went home and got a huge stereo, one of them big 90's Hitachis, hooked the Kaossilator up, and blasted it.

We also blasted fuck_shit_piss.swf, and other crazy tunes.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-08-09 06:57:32

#19

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7107

kylef wrote:
Ecilop Murof wrote:
It wasn't funny at all:wtf:

Fix'd.

2008-08-09 07:42:38

#20

Hooch Pandersnatch: I like shoes; +26|6580|West Aus

Me an my mate were wasted as found a spare 4WD tyre by side of the road. We rolled it up the biggest hill and down the other side. Lets just say the plan was the tyre would go straight down the middle of the road until it ran out of speed and stopped. However upon releasing the tyre I managed to unintentionally put some reverse swing on it. So 3/4 down the hill when the tyre had hit terminal velocity it mounted the curb went through a fence got airbourne and lodged itself in the windscreen of a parked car (mitsi lancer) if memory serves. At the tender age of 15 this was the most epic thing I had ever done I collapsed I a fit lulz whilst the owners of the house came out of their house and my mate is screaming at me to cheese it. I stumbled to my feet and got away.

2008-08-09 08:28:40

#21

Nintendogamer: Member; +72|7045|Chelmsford, UK

Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Me an my mate were wasted as found a spare 4WD tyre by side of the road. We rolled it up the biggest hill and down the other side. Lets just say the plan was the tyre would go straight down the middle of the road until it ran out of speed and stopped. However upon releasing the tyre I managed to unintentionally put some reverse swing on it. So 3/4 down the hill when the tyre had hit terminal velocity it mounted the curb went through a fence got airbourne and lodged itself in the windscreen of a parked car (mitsi lancer) if memory serves. At the tender age of 15 this was the most epic thing I had ever done I collapsed I a fit lulz whilst the owners of the house came out of their house and my mate is screaming at me to cheese it. I stumbled to my feet and got away.

lmfao, +1 to you

2008-08-09 09:58:41

#22

Ecilop Murof: I HOP OUT DA BEEEED..; +167|6237|loves Stimey <3 |

Nintendogamer wrote:
Hooch Pandersnatch wrote:
Me an my mate were wasted as found a spare 4WD tyre by side of the road. We rolled it up the biggest hill and down the other side. Lets just say the plan was the tyre would go straight down the middle of the road until it ran out of speed and stopped. However upon releasing the tyre I managed to unintentionally put some reverse swing on it. So 3/4 down the hill when the tyre had hit terminal velocity it mounted the curb went through a fence got airbourne and lodged itself in the windscreen of a parked car (mitsi lancer) if memory serves. At the tender age of 15 this was the most epic thing I had ever done I collapsed I a fit lulz whilst the owners of the house came out of their house and my mate is screaming at me to cheese it. I stumbled to my feet and got away.
lmfao, +1 to you

+ that was really

2008-08-09 10:20:12

#23

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7024|England

4 of got pissed up in town, walking back, we dived into EVERY bush on the way back, even in peoples gardens. Next day, turns out a lot of us ended up going into bramble and stinger nettles as the marks showed up Didnt hurt at the time though....

5 of us watched our friend get his "boxers" stolen by a group of three 30 year old married women (from Newcastle ) - and they turned out to be y-fronts Went on for about 5minutes before one of the lads jumped in and helped, they ripped off from around his legs and he just stood there, in the middle of Newquay waving his cock about. Meanwhile, the lasses were running about the street waving a broken pair of y-fronts around, hopped on a bus and left! He then pulled up his trousers and two coppers walked past, to which he shouted "where were you two minutes ago, I just got raped!"

Two cars, loaded with 1 driver in each and 3 passengers each, all equipped with super-soakers and driving around shooting people. Best one we did, was car 1 drove past these two girls that we know and soaked em (I got one in the face ) and just after, the 2nd car pulled up next to them, hid the guns below their laps/seats, etc and basically apologised, acting all nice etc. Then, as they started to drive off saying "we'll go kick their asses", they unloaded on the girls too

We've also done the same but with eggs, teddy bears and lollipops.

On the motorway, sat in the middle lane cruising at 70 and allow some car to try and overtake me. Put my foot down and leave em standing and no option but to pull back into the middle lane. That is quality.

The OP mentioned about cruising around wit gay music, yup, we've done but with "Build me a Buttercup, YMCA" and an incredibly well thought out, and worrying, selection of boyband music.

2008-08-09 10:37:48

#24

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6951|N. Ireland

Just thought of another funny one for me. Me and a friend were in a hallway in a school corridor (only about 20 other people there) and a few guys were having a competition about who can kick the highest. So anyway, I'm leaning against this wall and my friend does a bit of a running start ... a running start when I am slowly sliding against the wall putting my feet out more and more (I didn't even realize) and I put them out a bit too much as he runs, I trip him up and break his nose.

It wasn't funny then (well, to me it was) but it was when he came in with a metal plate covering about 1/4 of his face

2008-08-09 10:50:26

#25

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6958|so randum

Snake wrote:
4 of got pissed up in town, walking back, we dived into EVERY bush on the way back, even in peoples gardens. Next day, turns out a lot of us ended up going into bramble and stinger nettles as the marks showed up Didnt hurt at the time though....

i did that and smashed my hand to bits lol.

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