_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7174|Riva, MD
Does Stefan Darf mean anything in German because this weird German dude kept calling someone that.  I was laughing so hard the whole time, here's the story:

O.K., basically this dude was showing me some PVP today in Duripant and then there's this German guy with a -0.3 sec rating and only a couple hours of gameplay talking shit over the local channel while sitting in an Incursus equipped with blasters, so my PVP friend tells him to square up. He is equipped with 125mm rails on his Incursus and he's fast and experienced too and of course he pods the German guy, taking less 1/4 of his shields damage the entire time.

This is where it gets funny. The German guys starts saying some things that don't make sense at all while he's taking his stuff back and then he PVPs with this other guy back at the station and he keeps telling the guy to pod him(I'm guessing he meant kill), not only that, but it seemed at first that he knew that guy that he kept asking to pod him, as he kept calling him Stefan for whatever reason. He kept telling Stefan to kill him but whenever he locked the German guy, the German guy went back into the station and said some stuff that didn't make any sense from inside of it. You just gotta see the log and you'll understand.

Jexcaran is me
Aurora Kinght is my PVP friend
Speckfresse is the funny German guy
EvDeadly is supposedly named Stefan Darf by the German guy and was the one that podded him the second time

[ 2008.08.09 22:29:23 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Duripant Local Channel
[ 2008.08.09 23:00:27 ] Raithone > hahahaha
[ 2008.08.09 23:00:46 ] Raithone > did i just read someone failed to jettison from their ship?
[ 2008.08.09 23:01:30 ] Speckfresse > frig v fig?
[ 2008.08.09 23:02:30 ] Speckfresse > löl
[ 2008.08.09 23:03:10 ] Speckfresse > pvp like
[ 2008.08.09 23:04:44 ] Ranos Brumer > Hello
[ 2008.08.09 23:05:22 ] Speckfresse > tranlate - ihr elendigen stricher. tretet in einem odentlichen fig tournier gegen mich am!!!
[ 2008.08.09 23:05:58 ] quemb > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:06:48 ] Speckfresse > er möchte der erste sein, ja?
[ 2008.08.09 23:07:30 ] Speckfresse > feigling
[ 2008.08.09 23:07:40 ] quemb > -.-
[ 2008.08.09 23:08:23 ] Speckfresse > ich trete gegen jeden hier an mit frig
[ 2008.08.09 23:09:31 ] Speckfresse > I do against everyone with a frig
[ 2008.08.09 23:15:55 ] sgtjinglebombs > hello
[ 2008.08.09 23:16:06 ] Speckfresse > and if I strucke stop?
[ 2008.08.09 23:16:21 ] sgtjinglebombs > any one out there
[ 2008.08.09 23:16:27 ] Jexcaran > Yes.
[ 2008.08.09 23:16:40 ] Speckfresse > promised
[ 2008.08.09 23:17:41 ] Speckfresse > panet ll - is killright
[ 2008.08.09 23:18:02 ] Speckfresse > folow me
[ 2008.08.09 23:20:29 ] sgtjinglebombs > hello
[ 2008.08.09 23:20:40 ] Speckfresse > folow me
[ 2008.08.09 23:21:38 ] Speckfresse > I lead you to coal
[ 2008.08.09 23:22:38 ] rellim Sel > I will get you back gfor that
[ 2008.08.09 23:22:59 ] Speckfresse > traut sich entlich mal einer - respeckt
[ 2008.08.09 23:24:38 ] Speckfresse > com one cargo
[ 2008.08.09 23:25:04 ] Speckfresse > come one!
[ 2008.08.09 23:26:07 ] Speckfresse > do you think I am stupid?
[ 2008.08.09 23:26:14 ] Aurora Kinght > u like to fight
[ 2008.08.09 23:26:21 ] Aurora Kinght > dont be scared
[ 2008.08.09 23:26:34 ] Speckfresse > lets do
[ 2008.08.09 23:26:44 ] Aurora Kinght > take it
[ 2008.08.09 23:27:16 ] Aurora Kinght > ill leae your wreak dont worry
[ 2008.08.09 23:27:20 ] Speckfresse > do it

This is where he has about 1/4 of structural integrity left in his ship

[ 2008.08.09 23:30:18 ] Speckfresse > stop

He gets podded shortly after

[ 2008.08.09 23:30:36 ] Speckfresse > löl
[ 2008.08.09 23:30:42 ] Speckfresse > goot fight
[ 2008.08.09 23:30:46 ] Aurora Kinght > gf
[ 2008.08.09 23:30:52 ] Aurora Kinght > ill watch your stuff
[ 2008.08.09 23:32:45 ] Speckfresse > thx for this fight
[ 2008.08.09 23:33:24 ] Aurora Kinght > np
[ 2008.08.09 23:33:49 ] Shroomyhigh > hi
[ 2008.08.09 23:34:59 ] Jexcaran > He wants another methinks, I can feel it.
[ 2008.08.09 23:35:32 ] Aurora Kinght > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:36:10 ] Aurora Kinght > get your stuff
[ 2008.08.09 23:37:20 ] EvDeadly > no way i run ingo typh here

Starts to say things that don't make any sense

[ 2008.08.09 23:37:27 ] Speckfresse > this is fair aurora - Wish I
[ 2008.08.09 23:37:49 ] Aurora Kinght > ?
[ 2008.08.09 23:38:10 ] Speckfresse > let my loot
[ 2008.08.09 23:38:21 ] Aurora Kinght > ok i wont then
[ 2008.08.09 23:39:10 ] Aurora Kinght > if u thinks its not fair i can take it

[ 2008.08.09 23:39:11 ] Typherian > heeeey Ev
[ 2008.08.09 23:39:26 ] EvDeadly > lol whats up dude, what are the ods i run into you here
[ 2008.08.09 23:39:51 ] Typherian > Haha well I'm up here helping crimson athena here
[ 2008.08.09 23:39:54 ] Typherian > What are you doing here
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:03 ] EvDeadly > was bored wanted to go somwere
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:09 ] Typherian > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:12 ] EvDeadly > and i started at this system so why not
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:15 ] Speckfresse > I also sometimes
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:29 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:34 ] Typherian > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:38 ] EvDeadly > so it looks like a new recruit
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:52 ] Jexcaran > Is that your cargo?
[ 2008.08.09 23:40:56 ] Jexcaran > Or his?
[ 2008.08.09 23:41:02 ] Aurora Kinght > his

Say's another thing that barely makes sense.

[ 2008.08.09 23:41:15 ] Speckfresse > it's right
[ 2008.08.09 23:41:29 ] EvDeadly > hehehe bump ^_^
[ 2008.08.09 23:41:36 ] Jexcaran > wtf
[ 2008.08.09 23:42:19 ] EvDeadly > typh, why you not blue to me no more icon_sad.gif
[ 2008.08.09 23:42:43 ] Typherian > I'm not ?
[ 2008.08.09 23:42:44 ] Typherian > thats wierd
[ 2008.08.09 23:42:59 ] Speckfresse > klasse kamph höma - das müssen wir wiederholen!!!!
[ 2008.08.09 23:43:06 ] EvDeadly > idk, i might have to reset you
[ 2008.08.09 23:43:19 ] Typherian > well you are 10 to me now
[ 2008.08.09 23:43:23 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:43:28 ] Speckfresse > wenigstens hat hier einer seinen arsch in der hose
[ 2008.08.09 23:43:38 ] EvDeadly > your whole corp is blue to me now
[ 2008.08.09 23:44:12 ] Typherian > woohooo
[ 2008.08.09 23:44:19 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:44:34 ] Speckfresse > 94 stricher online - löl
[ 2008.08.09 23:47:29 ] Speckfresse > 2 tage länge und ich hätte dich geplöpt aurora^^
[ 2008.08.09 23:48:00 ] Jexcaran > Who are you talking to?
[ 2008.08.09 23:48:09 ] Speckfresse > 2 days later
[ 2008.08.09 23:49:07 ] Jexcaran > What?
[ 2008.08.09 23:49:22 ] Speckfresse > me too
[ 2008.08.09 23:49:56 ] Jexcaran > randomness
[ 2008.08.09 23:52:55 ] Speckfresse > löl
[ 2008.08.09 23:52:59 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:53:00 ] EvDeadly > hahah

This is where the German guys starts fighting with "Stefan"

[ 2008.08.09 23:53:02 ] EvDeadly > awww u got away
[ 2008.08.09 23:53:12 ] Speckfresse > ^^
[ 2008.08.09 23:53:29 ] Speckfresse > giv me ship
[ 2008.08.09 23:53:40 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:54:33 ] EvDeadly > my ship? psh
[ 2008.08.09 23:55:04 ] EvDeadly > that was fun tho
[ 2008.08.09 23:55:06 ] EvDeadly > icon_razz.gif
[ 2008.08.09 23:55:11 ] Speckfresse > m for station
[ 2008.08.09 23:55:41 ] EvDeadly > mmmmm, i dont quite understand
[ 2008.08.09 23:56:00 ] Jexcaran > p is for giant
[ 2008.08.09 23:56:29 ] Jexcaran > lol
[ 2008.08.09 23:56:39 ] Speckfresse > wenn sich erwachene unterhalten sollten sich kinder raus halten
[ 2008.08.09 23:56:39 ] EvDeadly > gonna bump this guy to kingdom come
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:00 ] Jexcaran > Why do you keep speaking German?
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:09 ] EvDeadly > cuz he is german
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:14 ] Jexcaran > No shit
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:24 ] Speckfresse > ich unterhalte mich wie ich lusthabe
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:25 ] EvDeadly > that or speck is my college class buddy!
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:30 ] Jexcaran > I'm just wondering why because no one has responded to him in that way.
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:37 ] EvDeadly > Tai? is that YOU?!?!?!
[ 2008.08.09 23:57:44 ] Jexcaran > LOL
[ 2008.08.09 23:58:20 ] Speckfresse > pod me
[ 2008.08.09 23:58:37 ] EvDeadly > your not blinky red to me tho
[ 2008.08.09 23:58:39 ] EvDeadly > i cant
[ 2008.08.09 23:58:40 ] EvDeadly > icon_razz.gif
[ 2008.08.09 23:58:44 ] EvDeadly > ill bump you tho
[ 2008.08.09 23:58:57 ] EvDeadly > ohh i missed
[ 2008.08.09 23:59:26 ] Speckfresse > pod me just
[ 2008.08.10 00:00:07 ] Aurora Kinght > hi Kage

Says something in German and begins to identify EvDeadly as Stefan Darf

[ 2008.08.10 00:00:25 ] Speckfresse > ihr seid paar stricher - stefan darf
[ 2008.08.10 00:00:34 ] EvDeadly > fine i will
[ 2008.08.10 00:00:37 ] Speckfresse > docked on^^
[ 2008.08.10 00:00:41 ] EvDeadly > ill get my other ship first tho
[ 2008.08.10 00:01:36 ] Speckfresse > wenn er das wüsste, wäre er schlauer
[ 2008.08.10 00:02:05 ] Speckfresse > pod me pls
[ 2008.08.10 00:02:53 ] Speckfresse > pls
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:05 ] Jexcaran > WHY?
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:08 ] EvDeadly > idk
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:12 ] EvDeadly > i want tho tho now
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:19 ] Speckfresse > ready?
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:25 ] EvDeadly > mhm
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:32 ] Speckfresse > why
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:36 ] EvDeadly > oh shit this thing doesnt have guns on it
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:41 ] Speckfresse > lets to
[ 2008.08.10 00:03:44 ] Jexcaran > lulz
[ 2008.08.10 00:04:05 ] Speckfresse > lol
[ 2008.08.10 00:04:32 ] Speckfresse > bitch's
[ 2008.08.10 00:04:38 ] Speckfresse > pod me
[ 2008.08.10 00:04:42 ] EvDeadly > kk im all good now
[ 2008.08.10 00:04:47 ] EvDeadly > got a single gun on this mother
[ 2008.08.10 00:05:45 ] EvDeadly > wow
[ 2008.08.10 00:05:49 ] EvDeadly > concord didnt even come
[ 2008.08.10 00:05:56 ] EvDeadly > i guess they dont like germans ither
[ 2008.08.10 00:06:14 ] Speckfresse > tztz - ihr müsst schneller sein - your faster to me

German guy docks and says more stuff that doesn't make sense to Stefan

[ 2008.08.10 00:06:38 ] EvDeadly > were the f did he go now?
[ 2008.08.10 00:08:03 ] Speckfresse > atencione me dock out
[ 2008.08.10 00:09:04 ] Speckfresse > stefan - shoot me now
[ 2008.08.10 00:10:05 ] EvDeadly > whats with this guy
[ 2008.08.10 00:10:39 ] Jexcaran > Is your name Stefan?
[ 2008.08.10 00:10:44 ] Speckfresse > schnauze du köbel
[ 2008.08.10 00:10:55 ] EvDeadly > my name is not stefan
[ 2008.08.10 00:10:59 ] EvDeadly > wtf is going on>
[ 2008.08.10 00:11:00 ] Jexcaran > LOL
[ 2008.08.10 00:11:02 ] EvDeadly > somone just pop em
[ 2008.08.10 00:12:01 ] Speckfresse > pod me pls them
[ 2008.08.10 00:12:48 ] EvDeadly > it wont let me
[ 2008.08.10 00:12:51 ] EvDeadly > were in high sec
[ 2008.08.10 00:13:07 ] EvDeadly > it gets you out when i try
[ 2008.08.10 00:15:49 ] Jexcaran > Does he still want to be podded?
[ 2008.08.10 00:15:56 ] EvDeadly > i think so
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:01 ] Jexcaran > lmao
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:15 ] Jexcaran > Put him out of his misery Stefan
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:29 ] Jexcaran > lmao
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:49 ] EvDeadly > awwww
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:49 ] Aurora Kinght > i already beat him.........what more could he want lol
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:53 ] EvDeadly > so i start to shoot him
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:54 ] EvDeadly > and he docks
[ 2008.08.10 00:16:56 ] EvDeadly > wtf?
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:00 ] Jexcaran > LMAO

Says more stuff that doesn't make sense from inside the station after EvDeadly locks him

[ 2008.08.10 00:17:05 ] Speckfresse > to faster guys
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:13 ] EvDeadly > to faster your mom
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:18 ] EvDeadly > to bad you poped out
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:18 ] Aurora Kinght > lol
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:20 ] Jexcaran > What does that mean?
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:31 ] EvDeadly > idk wtf it means
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:34 ] Jexcaran > faster is no a verb in the English language
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:35 ] EvDeadly > but oh well
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:38 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:39 ] Jexcaran > Not you, him
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:42 ] Aurora Kinght > lol
[ 2008.08.10 00:17:43 ] Speckfresse > löl
[ 2008.08.10 00:18:09 ] Jexcaran > I WANT TO FASTER YOU SO HARD IN YOUR COOKIE
[ 2008.08.10 00:18:17 ] EvDeadly > hahahaha
[ 2008.08.10 00:18:33 ] Speckfresse > m dock this station
[ 2008.08.10 00:18:45 ] Jexcaran > no p dock this station
[ 2008.08.10 00:18:54 ] EvDeadly > f dock my ducks
[ 2008.08.10 00:19:02 ] Jexcaran > LOL
[ 2008.08.10 00:19:18 ] Aurora Kinght > hey kage may i loot?
[ 2008.08.10 00:19:39 ] EvDeadly > wtf is up with that guy
[ 2008.08.10 00:19:48 ] EvDeadly > and sorry anyone else that i locked
[ 2008.08.10 00:19:58 ] Jexcaran > I don't know, I think his English is really bad or something.
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:01 ] EvDeadly > i wanted to lock german dude, and i think i locked 2 other people
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:08 ] Jexcaran > lmao
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:21 ] Jexcaran > Is he still here?
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:27 ] EvDeadly > he docked again

From inside the station

[ 2008.08.10 00:20:29 ] Speckfresse > stefan shot me - you realy
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:30 ] EvDeadly > Grrrr
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:33 ] Jexcaran > LMAO
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:38 ] Speckfresse > jet
[ 2008.08.10 00:20:50 ] Jexcaran > I'm laughing so hard right, I can barely see because of the tears.
[ 2008.08.10 00:21:00 ] EvDeadly > lmao
[ 2008.08.10 00:21:08 ] Fernand Mondegeau > and suddenly there was a ninja!
[ 2008.08.10 00:21:45 ] EvDeadly > hahaha
[ 2008.08.10 00:21:50 ] EvDeadly > and he docked again
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:01 ] Jexcaran > It's so funny when he calls Stefan
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:01 ] Speckfresse > very good fight
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:07 ] EvDeadly > good fight>
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:10 ] EvDeadly > you sit there and go
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:14 ] EvDeadly > AHHH imgonna dock
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:18 ] EvDeadly > i just shoot you
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:22 ] EvDeadly > thats it really
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:36 ] Speckfresse > stefan darf - er weiß es nur nicht - translate?
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:52 ] EvDeadly > Stand still
[ 2008.08.10 00:22:59 ] EvDeadly > lol
[ 2008.08.10 00:23:07 ] Jexcaran > I can't breathe
[ 2008.08.10 00:23:37 ] EvDeadly > and all of a sudden i want tacos
[ 2008.08.10 00:23:46 ] Speckfresse > you can - alten arsch
[ 2008.08.10 00:23:49 ] EvDeadly > now my dog farted, and i dont want tacos anymore
[ 2008.08.10 00:24:03 ] Jexcaran > Every time he calls you Stefan, I start to hurt from laughing.
[ 2008.08.10 00:24:21 ] EvDeadly > lol took me awhile to realise he was talkin to me
[ 2008.08.10 00:25:37 ] Jexcaran > I wish I could copy this entire thing, I want to share it on the forums.

Says something else that doesn't make sense after he goes back inside the station again

[ 2008.08.10 00:25:41 ] Speckfresse > will just rob you and the ships grill
[ 2008.08.10 00:25:55 ] Jexcaran > The ship's grill?
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:01 ] Speckfresse > yes
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:08 ] EvDeadly > i once hit a little boy with my ship, to bad it didnt have a grill
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:21 ] EvDeadly > otherwise it woulda been prettier
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:28 ] Jexcaran > Where is the grill located on a ship?
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:40 ] Sabun Maqa > near the engines
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:44 ] EvDeadly > ohhh i see a navy mega
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:46 ] Sabun Maqa > they just syphon off blasma
[ 2008.08.10 00:26:49 ] EvDeadly > i wish i had mine here with me too
[ 2008.08.10 00:27:08 ] Jexcaran > Is there anywhere I can find this conversation log?
[ 2008.08.10 00:27:09 ] Sabun Maqa > they need to come out with a navy hyper
[ 2008.08.10 00:27:20 ] EvDeadly > and he turned red to me
[ 2008.08.10 00:27:23 ] EvDeadly > hahaha
[ 2008.08.10 00:27:28 ] EvDeadly > i really wish i had my navyy mega here
[ 2008.08.10 00:27:41 ] EvDeadly > nvm hes from 2005
A W S M F O X R O X
Banned
+55|6229|A W S M F O X
hiberNative
7.62x54R
+21|6252|sweden
i not gonna read that wall
but the dude was german. they still dub movies to german. that does stuff to people.
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6457|...
well, if he says that he basically means, Stefan (name) dares.

Last edited by dayarath (2008-08-14 16:24:04)

inane little opines
NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6590
This fails harder than eve online.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,993|7090|949

He's calling him Stephen Dorff, a horrible American actor.  It's a vile slander.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001151/

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-08-14 18:40:16)

chittydog
less busy
+586|7293|Kubra, Damn it!

NateWiese wrote:

This fails harder than eve online.
QFE. No one's going to read that huge hunk of crap. You could have just asked your question without a transcript of three weeks worth of chat.
hiberNative
7.62x54R
+21|6252|sweden

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

He's calling him Stephen Dorff, a horrible American actor.
wasn't he decent in blade 1? i might have been young ;(
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6692|S.A. Australia
The wall fails
Serious Flex
ceslayer23
IN YOUR MIRROR
+142|6819|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR
i play eve online
Brasso
member
+1,549|7088

i tried reading it and it was kinda funny, but i dont play eve online so i didnt get most of it, sorry
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