Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7079|London, England
When he was in the Norwegian army

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44925000/jpg/_44925748_8a735cde-88bc-4c7d-8bc9-ea9715870f4f.jpg

A penguin who is a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army is set to be bestowed with a new military honour.
Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks and is currently the regiment's Colonel-in-Chief.
He has received medals for long service and had a 4ft bronze statue built in his honour.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Nils_Olav_inspection.jpg
Mint Sauce
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Knee Deep In Clunge
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and I thought some of our traditions were strange.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
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macaroni with cheeseeee
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lolwut?
kptk92
u
+972|6866|tc_london
fuck
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7301|Reykjavík, Iceland.
lol at him walking exactly like he's inspecting the troops.
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Knee Deep In Clunge
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Norway have a new secret weapon in their arsenal.  Penguins with frickin laser beams attathced to their heads.

Be afraid Russia, be very afraid.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7079|London, England

Sydney wrote:

lol at him walking exactly like he's inspecting the troops.
I know!

How does he know?!

We're not fully appreciating just how awesome this penguin is. Or the fact that the soldiers are treating him with the respect that his rank gives him.
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
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https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2321/2274058420_c77a99856e_o.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Nils_Olav.jpg/450px-Nils_Olav.jpg

Shit yeah.
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..teddy..jimmy
Member
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Dude..that is fucking awesome
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
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Atleast our penguin in charge doesn't rush decissions about sending our forces thousands of miles away to fight a war
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,057|7080|Little Bentcock

Sydney wrote:

lol at him walking exactly like he's inspecting the troops.
That's because he is.


Jeez.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7079|London, England

Varegg wrote:

Atleast our penguin in charge doesn't rush decissions about sending our forces thousands of miles away to fight a war
That's only because he doesn't like the desert, he said in an interview that "If Iraq was in a colder climate Norway would have been the leading force"

He's not as innocent, cute and fuzzy as he looks
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7301|Reykjavík, Iceland.
That is the most awesome penguin EVER.

I salute him!
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7268|Nårvei

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Varegg wrote:

Atleast our penguin in charge doesn't rush decissions about sending our forces thousands of miles away to fight a war
That's only because he doesn't like the desert, he said in an interview that "If Iraq was in a colder climate Norway would have been the leading force"

He's not as innocent, cute and fuzzy as he looks
Actually he is ...
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7208
Well all of that is pretty much irrelevant now anyway...

https://static.flickr.com/90/256076962_b2d43ea3fe.jpg
Shem
sɥǝɯ
+152|6985|London (At Heart)

theDude5B wrote:

Well all of that is pretty much irrelevant now anyway...

http://static.flickr.com/90/256076962_b2d43ea3fe.jpg
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7079|London, England

Shem wrote:

theDude5B wrote:

Well all of that is pretty much irrelevant now anyway...

http://static.flickr.com/90/256076962_b2d43ea3fe.jpg
Those fucking Swedes

This, clearly, is a declaration of total war. As a fellow member of NATO, with Sweden not being a member of NATO. I think we all know what to do. Stockholm will burn by Christmas.

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-08-15 06:06:03)

mcminty
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+879|7179|Sydney, Australia

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Shem wrote:

theDude5B wrote:

Well all of that is pretty much irrelevant now anyway...

http://static.flickr.com/90/256076962_b2d43ea3fe.jpg
Those fucking Swedes
Freaks!

https://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/f/f8/Swedishchef2.JPG/300px-Swedishchef2.JPG






Seriously cool penguin.
Varegg
Support fanatic :-)
+2,206|7268|Nårvei

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Shem wrote:

theDude5B wrote:

Well all of that is pretty much irrelevant now anyway...

http://static.flickr.com/90/256076962_b2d43ea3fe.jpg
Those fucking Swedes

This, clearly, is a declaration of total war. As a fellow member of NATO, with Sweden not being a member of NATO. I think we all know what to do. Stockholm will burn by Christmas.
Stockholm is also where Chuy recides so i suggest we send in a crack team of veterans to rescue our beloved leader before we bomb the city back to the stone age ... 34th Wednesday after Easter is coming up shortly and would yield perfect astronomical conditions for such a raid
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
dtacs
say that 2 my face fucker not online
+126|6292|Australia
they have to answer...to a penguin?


what is this revolutionary new technology
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Mitch
16 more years
+877|6983|South Florida
Fucking.
Awesome.


*and so cute!*
15 more years! 15 more years!
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6896|King Of The Islands

Acreta wrote:

they have to answer...to a penguin?


what is this revolutionary new technology
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NateW
my sigs worse than yours
+191|6590
That penguin looks like one badass, I bet he could kick the shit out of 10 other penguins. Which in all honesty would be pretty badass to watch, just a bunch pf penguins hitting each other with their wings.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6995|Long Island, New York
it's too bad they didn't give him his own version of "The Football"

that'd be real honor

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