Lulz Expecting a home invasion soon

2008-08-16 11:34:42

#1

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|6211

So two potheads at school want to kick my ass because they have suspicions of me talking shit and challenging them to a fight...and I don't even talk to them at all, They begun sending me threatening messages via Myspace (srs bsns tbh) and it took off from there lulz.

People are fucking stupid these days I mean you don't say this stuff over the internet let alone on myspace when both profiles are public.

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Any suggestions on how to deal with them when they come over? (They do know where I live and I know where both live too.) I would like to ignore it but it's kind of hard to at this point when they want to beat the shit out of me at my own house.

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2008-08-16 11:36:26

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

Keep a bat by your side if they show up. Tell them if they don't get off your property you'll cut them a new hole to shit out of.

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2008-08-16 11:36:38

#3

i g: Banned; +876|6321|GA

fuckin potheads

2008-08-16 11:42:25

#4

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7173

You are legally allowed to shoot their legs.

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2008-08-16 11:43:40

#5

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6676|Phoenix, AZ

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
You are legally allowed to shoot their legs.

Its not attempted murder if you shoot them below the belt!

2008-08-16 11:43:43

#6

Roc18: `; +655|6247|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Dont let them over. You dug your own hole by talking shit to them.

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2008-08-16 11:45:00

#7

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|6211

Roc18 wrote:
Dont let them over. You dug your own hole by talking shit to them.

Didn't even then the stupid internet arguments we had I didn't even curse or talk shit to the guy.
Kthx.

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2008-08-16 11:47:24

#8

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|6211

Poseidon wrote:
Keep a bat by your side if they show up. Tell them if they don't get off your property you'll cut them a new hole to shit out of.

This just reminds me of the movie Felon a guy robs his house they both run out and he chases him with a Baseball bat kills the guy and he gets sent to jail because he wasn't considered a threat since he was outside his house

Also I'm 18 and they're around 16-17 I think I could get screwed by the law since I'm an adult now.

Shooting the legs does sound good though.

2008-08-16 11:50:27

#9

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

`MetaL* wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Keep a bat by your side if they show up. Tell them if they don't get off your property you'll cut them a new hole to shit out of.
This just reminds me of the movie Felon a guy robs his house they both run out and he chases him with a Baseball bat kills the guy and he gets sent to jail because he wasn't considered a threat since he was outside his house

Also I'm 18 and they're around 16-17 I think I could get screwed by the law since I'm an adult now.

Shooting the legs does sound good though.

Well, obviously if they're running away, don't chase after them and kill them...

Only do it if they're on your property and refuse to leave. That, or call the cops. Whichever. Calling the cops if they're there is probably the safest bet.

Especially if you're going off to college soon...I mean, who cares at that point?

2008-08-16 11:52:36

#10

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|6211

Poseidon wrote:
`MetaL* wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
Keep a bat by your side if they show up. Tell them if they don't get off your property you'll cut them a new hole to shit out of.
This just reminds me of the movie Felon a guy robs his house they both run out and he chases him with a Baseball bat kills the guy and he gets sent to jail because he wasn't considered a threat since he was outside his house

Also I'm 18 and they're around 16-17 I think I could get screwed by the law since I'm an adult now.

Shooting the legs does sound good though.
Well, obviously if they're running away, don't chase after them and kill them...

Only do it if they're on your property and refuse to leave. That, or call the cops. Whichever. Calling the cops if they're there is probably the safest bet.

Especially if you're going off to college soon...I mean, who cares at that point?

Yeah I wish I started kindergarten late.
I think I should just get a GED and gtfo.

2008-08-16 11:54:44

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Roc18: `; +655|6247|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

`MetaL* wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
Dont let them over. You dug your own hole by talking shit to them.
Didn't even then the stupid internet arguments we had I didn't even curse or talk shit to the guy.
Kthx.

So they just said you talked shit and that you deserved an ass kicking out of nowhere?

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2008-08-16 11:55:05

#12

wensleydale8: Member; +81|7226|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

shame sawn offs arent exactly legal.

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2008-08-16 11:56:16

#13

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|6211

Roc18 wrote:
`MetaL* wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
Dont let them over. You dug your own hole by talking shit to them.
Didn't even then the stupid internet arguments we had I didn't even curse or talk shit to the guy.
Kthx.
So they just said you talked shit and that you deserved an ass kicking out of nowhere?

I Guess so I don't even converse with them.

2008-08-16 11:57:34

#14

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7266|Marathon, Florida Keys

is that 2nd dudes name "the unicorn" in that picture? lol

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2008-08-16 11:58:25

#15

Roc18: `; +655|6247|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

`MetaL* wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
`MetaL* wrote:

Didn't even then the stupid internet arguments we had I didn't even curse or talk shit to the guy.
Kthx.
So they just said you talked shit and that you deserved an ass kicking out of nowhere?
I Guess so I don't even converse with them.

Either you got set up by someone or they just plain dont like you, Either way dont let them over and be prepared to defend yourself with a weapon possibly. This type of stuff is what creates those teen murder cases you see int he newspaper all the time.

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2008-08-16 12:00:44

#16

`MetaL*: Just an ordinary guy, Looking for lulz.; +45|6211

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
is that 2nd dudes name "the unicorn" in that picture? lol

Unicycle kid, retarded to be honest he has one and can't ride it for shit.

Roc18 wrote:
`MetaL* wrote:
Roc18 wrote:

So they just said you talked shit and that you deserved an ass kicking out of nowhere?
I Guess so I don't even converse with them.
Either you got set up by someone or they just plain dont like you, Either way dont let them over and be prepared to defend yourself with a weapon possibly. This type of stuff is what creates those teen murder cases you see int he newspaper all the time.

Good theory you got there I wouldn't be surprised.
All I can say is lez do it.

2008-08-16 12:00:56

#17

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7111

Put some of that parsley (or whatever it is that looks like weed) in a small baggie and sell it to them cheap, give them a "discount to bury the hatchet and be friends". Then laugh your ass off when they try and smoke it! (Oh and it'll probably worsen your situation, but who cares? It's a bunch of idiot stoner kids!)

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2008-08-16 12:01:40

#18

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6957|so randum

they're stoners, just tell em a joke and they'll die from laughing.

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2008-08-16 12:04:04

#19

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7100|England

Baseball bat...

Declare them trespassers on your property then do whatever it takes to "defend" your home. Don't let these faggots push you around, but just be careful...it could spiral dangerously out of control for you, after all they have shown they have the power to spin events to make you look like the asshole...Thi shits happened to me too, I was an arsehole but they were worse....I was the one who got ridiculed, shame but oh well....

2008-08-16 12:04:11

#20

Roc18: `; +655|6247|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

FatherTed wrote:
they're stoners, just tell em a joke and they'll die from laughing.

This man speaks the truth.

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2008-08-16 12:06:20

#21

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6564|Birmingham, UK

This calls for my masterplan to finally be put to use:

*Runs off the find Stkhoplites thread about him defending his friends*

EDIT:- Who made a thread about him defending his friend or something, and then expected to get in a fight?

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2008-08-16 12:08:02

#22

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7057|132 and Bush

inb4 doesn't really work in the OP.

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2008-08-16 12:11:13

#23

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6204|Croatia

OPTION 1:Gather around 3-4 friends of your and beat the shit out of them.
OPTION 2:I would suggest avoiding them or telling to someone like your parents,believe me,although you would end up like pussy but at least you won't get your ass kicked.
OPTION 3:If they succeed to get you,punch the largest one in the nose with open palm(believe me,no one can stay phlegm without tears running up their eyes).Luckily,right after you "paralyze"the "group leader",smaller guy should be runnin' away.If not just attack him and start punching him in the face or if you can in the kidneys or plexus.
OPTION 4:A telescopic bat is a good thing to have in your pocket.And once you pull that thing out from nowhere(ok,from your pocket)they'll be like WTF and scared shitless.Hit them couple of timesand they'll run away like pussies.

2008-08-16 12:11:14

#24

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7077|London, England

`MetaL* wrote:
Any suggestions on how to deal with them when they come over?l

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max wrote:
If violence isn't sorting out your problem, then you're not using enough

2008-08-16 12:12:45

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Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
`MetaL* wrote:
Any suggestions on how to deal with them when they come over?l
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max wrote:
If violence isn't sorting out your problem, then you're not using enough

omg u chav

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