FatherTed wrote:
freezers mom
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
dick cheese
mom?FatherTed wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
freezers mom
MOM?!
FUCKIN MOM!
Bum
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Wet garbage on a hot day.
The crap that is prayed to kill the fucking dengue virus mosquitoes where I live.
driving through porltand oregon.
i think its the wood pulp processing.
i think its the wood pulp processing.
rotting flesh
burnt spit is pretty gross, but rotting flesh is just...
awful
especially with a large animal, like a horse or mule
edit: edited
burnt spit is pretty gross, but rotting flesh is just...
awful
especially with a large animal, like a horse or mule
edit: edited
Last edited by Blehm98 (2008-08-19 18:48:54)
Vinegar...I cannot stand it. One whiff makes me want to evacuate my stomach.
A decomposing body in the heat..
ya...a warzone.S3v3N wrote:
A decomposing body in the heat..
smells like a natural gas pipe leaking in a full septic tank that caught on fire.
A turd covered in burnt hair?
EDIT: No wait....sex panther!
EDIT: No wait....sex panther!
Last edited by Braddock (2008-08-19 19:09:22)
Christina Aguilera's crotch
Lol'dmaffiaw wrote:
The unforgettable smell of being 30cm away from a nice thick layer of body fat on an opened fat female human cadaver, mixed in with the smell of formaldehyde. While trying to tie a string around a slippery lower intestine full of faeces.
I kid you not. Med school ftw.
I think the worst smell is of unwashed pussy.
Not only does it smell horrible but it also gets you down because the disapointment that your girl hasn't washed good enough or doesnt have the sense to wash up before any action.
Last edited by Mitch (2008-08-19 19:11:57)
15 more years! 15 more years!
Paper mill or my schools bathrooms the combo of shit and smoke isn't a good one.
That's not Portland, that would be Camas, Washington. And My worst smell isn't that bad, just some foul shit. But I've heard people saying the smell of burning flesh is terrible. although I have smelt burning hair before, and that was pretty terrible.gitano wrote:
driving through porltand oregon.
i think its the wood pulp processing.
Ohhhhh I got a good one...
Last summer I was on this trip called broadreach (summer program for teens) 16 total people on a 46 catamaran for 24 days sailing the carribean... Were supposed to shit in the water, because the toilets dont work for number 2. but a few people have diarrhea in both the guys toilets a few days into the trip, so the top hatch is sealed, the door is closed, and the lid is closed. Sitting in the sun for another 20 or so days, with the sea / salt moldy boat smell throughout the cabin already, so were supposed to clean the boat at the end of the trip, and guess who gets shitter duty? ME.
Oh and these arent electric flushes, these are hand pumps, so I have to stick my head right down there and pump, but shit jams the pump so im going REALLY hard on this shit (literally) and I have to take a break every few minutes, did I mention we were right in the carribean in the sun with no wind? (HOT.) So Im sweating like crazy, this awful smell is rediculious, sun baked diahhrea with little water in the bowl, I finally flush it out, with about 10 VERY fast pumps, the smell churns, and I almost throw up right there, I run out top, everyone working (In the dinghy cleaning it out, on the deck, on the sails) just drops and screams (OHHH MY GOD!!) INSTANTLY.
The shit was flushed out into the ocean, and everyone smelled it, there was a huge brown cloud in the water, it was just brown and floating. Oh and then i had to clean the bathroom because someone decided to "help out" by dumping a bucket of salt water into the small bowl of shit from about 7 feet high. So I cleaned the room, and then I had to clean the next shitter, which wasnt any better.
By far, the worst smell I have ever smelt. Shit to me right now is nothing, ball sweat filling a small workout room with no windows (at school) is just a nuisance nothing really is that bad after that...
Last summer I was on this trip called broadreach (summer program for teens) 16 total people on a 46 catamaran for 24 days sailing the carribean... Were supposed to shit in the water, because the toilets dont work for number 2. but a few people have diarrhea in both the guys toilets a few days into the trip, so the top hatch is sealed, the door is closed, and the lid is closed. Sitting in the sun for another 20 or so days, with the sea / salt moldy boat smell throughout the cabin already, so were supposed to clean the boat at the end of the trip, and guess who gets shitter duty? ME.
Oh and these arent electric flushes, these are hand pumps, so I have to stick my head right down there and pump, but shit jams the pump so im going REALLY hard on this shit (literally) and I have to take a break every few minutes, did I mention we were right in the carribean in the sun with no wind? (HOT.) So Im sweating like crazy, this awful smell is rediculious, sun baked diahhrea with little water in the bowl, I finally flush it out, with about 10 VERY fast pumps, the smell churns, and I almost throw up right there, I run out top, everyone working (In the dinghy cleaning it out, on the deck, on the sails) just drops and screams (OHHH MY GOD!!) INSTANTLY.
The shit was flushed out into the ocean, and everyone smelled it, there was a huge brown cloud in the water, it was just brown and floating. Oh and then i had to clean the bathroom because someone decided to "help out" by dumping a bucket of salt water into the small bowl of shit from about 7 feet high. So I cleaned the room, and then I had to clean the next shitter, which wasnt any better.
By far, the worst smell I have ever smelt. Shit to me right now is nothing, ball sweat filling a small workout room with no windows (at school) is just a nuisance nothing really is that bad after that...