Christina Applegate had enough of her breasts :'(

2008-08-19 14:32:49

#1

d4rkph03n1x: Member; +131|7170

Apparently she had cancer and had to lop both of them off. Luckily she will survive. Unluckily, she now has no breasts, which is a major part of the way modern women define themselves. Whether they like to admit it or not. I guess she's got some adjusting to do. She did manage to joke about it, saying that she'd be the hottest 90 year old in the nursing home. While I take heart in her courage I cannot help but to silently shed a tear in the name of the breasts that once beheld her chest.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop … ctomy.html

edit: Fuck >_> this should be in EE. (someone want to oblige?)

Last edited by d4rkph03n1x (2008-08-19 14:34:50)

2008-08-19 14:37:44

#2

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6987|NYC / Hamburg

and to think I fapped to her today ...

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-08-19 14:47:49

#3

chittydog: less busy; +586|7255|Kubra, Damn it!

No breasts > dead. She can always get some new ones.

2008-08-19 14:52:20

#4

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6958|Long Island, New York

chittydog wrote:
No breasts > dead. She can always get some new ones.

Shame. She and Will Ferrell were hilarious in Anchorman.

But it's still better than dead, like you said.

She'll just be like Keira Knightley now!

2008-08-19 16:40:17

#5

Lotta_Drool: Spit; +350|6603|Ireland

What did they do with them? I mean you can't see the cancer so why not save them somewhere or something.

I think Mrs. Applegate is a class act and hope the best for her.

2008-08-19 16:44:43

#6

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6763|tropical regions of london

cancer sucks

Last edited by God Save the Queen (2008-08-19 16:44:56)

2008-08-19 17:06:54

#7

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|7065

Poseidon wrote:
chittydog wrote:
No breasts > dead. She can always get some new ones.

Shame. She and Will Ferrell were hilarious in Anchorman.

But it's still better than dead, like you said.

She'll just be like Keira Knightley now!

Keira Knightley is a hottie

2008-08-19 17:07:21

#8

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7021|132 and Bush

The culprits.

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2008-08-19 17:10:12

#9

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7177|Argentina

She was already hot when she was in Married with Children.

2008-08-19 17:13:48

#10

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6763|tropical regions of london

I saw Nicole Eggert in a tattoo shop

2008-08-19 17:19:56

#11

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|7093|A sunburnt country

If she's finished with them, can I have them please?

2008-08-19 17:46:02

#12

i g: Banned; +876|6284|GA

sergeriver wrote:
She was already hot when she was in Married with Children.

what is that supposed to mean?

2008-08-19 17:50:34

#13

wah1188: You orrible caaaaaaan't; +321|6880|UK

Man thats harsh

2008-08-19 18:09:38

#14

chittydog: less busy; +586|7255|Kubra, Damn it!

Kmarion wrote:
http://i37.tinypic.com/1zciow8.jpg

The culprits.

Well played, sir.

2008-08-19 18:35:11

#15

Braddock: Agitator; +916|6710|Éire

That really sucks, I guess it would be like a guy losing his nuts. Doesn't bear thinking about really.

She was great as veronica Corningstone, I hope she can still continue to work in those kinds of roles.

2008-08-19 18:49:15

#16

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7001|the dank(super) side of Oregon

She had some aswome bewbage.

glad she's ok.

2008-08-19 19:18:01

#17

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6945|South Florida

R.I.P. to the T.I.T.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-08-19 19:52:03

#18

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7263|Alberta, Canada

Mitch wrote:
R.I.P. to the T.I.T.

Not funny.

2008-08-19 20:03:45

#19

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6900|Somewhere else

Shes' wealthy, she'll be able to have some damn good surgeons work on her. Hopefully (i have no idea about mastectomies) she was able to keep her nipples, for reconstruction nad her well being's sake.

Shame, She seems like a nice person. It would be more Karma-like if it got Paris Hilton, or Winehouse.

2008-08-19 20:06:23

#20

MGS3_GrayFox: Member; +50|6587

RoosterCantrell wrote:
Shes' wealthy, she'll be able to have some damn good surgeons work on her. Hopefully (i have no idea about mastectomies) she was able to keep her nipples, for reconstruction nad her well being's sake.

Shame, She seems like a nice person. It would be more Karma-like if it got Paris Hilton, or Winehouse.

Karma doesn't exist. Good people get the worst diseases, die painfully. Assholes live long, wealthy and healthy lives.

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