I can live forever

2008-08-23 06:44:52

#1

jord: Member; +2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

Jord: well you know how you're like 6 hours behind??
Jord: and you're west of me
Jord: i invent a plane that goes precisely the same speed as the earth spins
Jord: and head west
Jord: for all my life
Jord: and time will never go forward
Jord: its genius

Prove that I can't live forever using this revolutionary, genius idea.

2008-08-23 06:45:26

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

i like my idea that came first tbh

Jord: i no how to live forever
Poseidon: omg rly
Poseidon: so do I
Jord: ok u go first
Poseidon: well i drink 8 energy drinks a day
Poseidon: so my blood becomes super
Poseidon: you?

2008-08-23 06:46:36

#3

jord: Member; +2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

Poseidon wrote:
i like my idea that came first tbh

Jord: i no how to live forever
Poseidon: omg rly
Poseidon: so do I
Jord: ok u go first
Poseidon: well i drink 8 energy drinks a day
Poseidon: so my blood becomes super
Poseidon: you?

That's shit compared to mine. You do yours and I'll do mine and we'll see who lives longer and who wastes £50 a week on Red Bull.

2008-08-23 06:47:17

#4

kptk92: u; +972|6865|tc_london

jord u rly r genos

2008-08-23 06:48:44

#5

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7078|London, England

Hmm....

He's not wrong.

2008-08-23 06:49:31

#6

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

jord wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
i like my idea that came first tbh

Jord: i no how to live forever
Poseidon: omg rly
Poseidon: so do I
Jord: ok u go first
Poseidon: well i drink 8 energy drinks a day
Poseidon: so my blood becomes super
Poseidon: you?
That's shit compared to mine. You do yours and I'll do mine and we'll see who lives longer and who wastes £50 a week on Red Bull.

yes i'm sure inventing a plane that perpetually travels west will surely save more money than my idea

silly jord

2008-08-23 06:51:02

#7

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6431|England

brilliant idea, can i come with you?

2008-08-23 06:51:13

#8

jord: Member; +2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

Poseidon wrote:
jord wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
i like my idea that came first tbh

Jord: i no how to live forever
Poseidon: omg rly
Poseidon: so do I
Jord: ok u go first
Poseidon: well i drink 8 energy drinks a day
Poseidon: so my blood becomes super
Poseidon: you?
That's shit compared to mine. You do yours and I'll do mine and we'll see who lives longer and who wastes £50 a week on Red Bull.
yes i'm sure inventing a plane that perpetually travels west will surely save more money than my idea

silly jord

No because there'd be more than just me using it, I'd charge people to use it with me. Mine would actually make money...

2008-08-23 06:52:35

#9

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6605|San Antonio, Texas

It's just crazy enough to work. Crazy, because I think it just might work, and work because it just makes sense.

2008-08-23 06:54:29

#10

bennisboy: Member; +829|7103|Poundland

lol, time will go forward, it will just leap a whole day forward everytime you come to the place that has the furthest behind time zone in the world, then cross into the one which is furthest in front. I.e. the international date line. You'd skip forward 24 hours.

Plus even if time doesnt go forward technically, you'd live for 0 minutes cos your body would age even if time doesnt go forward

2008-08-23 06:54:29

#11

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6994|Long Island, New York

jord wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
jord wrote:

That's shit compared to mine. You do yours and I'll do mine and we'll see who lives longer and who wastes £50 a week on Red Bull.
yes i'm sure inventing a plane that perpetually travels west will surely save more money than my idea

silly jord
No because there'd be more than just me using it, I'd charge people to use it with me. Mine would actually make money...

you are a silly billy, jordy wordy

i'll live forever your plane will crash on takeoff >:[

2008-08-23 06:54:31

#12

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7189|St. Andrews / Oslo

There is absolutely no reason for this to not work

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2008-08-23 06:54:32

#13

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7195|The Hague, Netherlands

give me a call from Hell.

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2008-08-23 06:54:36

#14

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7084|UK

You would age relative to the plane you're sitting in, though. Easily solved though: Just learn to fly.

2008-08-23 06:55:03

#15

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6589|Scotland!

I like the idea, you should forget about living forever and just work the idea into a movie script in which a loveable man with big dreams creates his live forever plane and sell it for big monies

2008-08-23 06:56:43

#16

bennisboy: Member; +829|7103|Poundland

four posts in 4 seconds! Mine n pussydon's were on the same second!

2008-08-23 06:57:29

#17

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6910|The Twilight Zone

bennisboy wrote:
four posts in 4 seconds! Mine n pussydon's were on the same second!

Lies

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2008-08-23 06:59:53

#18

bennisboy: Member; +829|7103|Poundland

bennisboy wrote:
lol, time will go forward, it will just leap a whole day forward everytime you come to the place that has the furthest behind time zone in the world, then cross into the one which is furthest in front. I.e. the international date line. You'd skip forward 24 hours.

Plus even if time doesnt go forward technically, you'd live for 0 minutes cos your body would age even if time doesnt go forward

I'm jus gonna quote myself cos I feel like proving jord wrong twice

2008-08-23 07:00:20

#19

jord: Member; +2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

I'm Jamesey wrote:
I like the idea, you should forget about living forever and just work the idea into a movie script in which a loveable man with big dreams creates his live forever plane and sell it for big monies

I'll work it into my novel.

Also, this idea is so great that I have to buy a copyright before one of you clowns steal it.

2008-08-23 07:03:03

#20

bennisboy: Member; +829|7103|Poundland

jord wrote:
I'm Jamesey wrote:
I like the idea, you should forget about living forever and just work the idea into a movie script in which a loveable man with big dreams creates his live forever plane and sell it for big monies
I'll work it into my novel.

Also, this idea is so great that I have to buy a copyright before one of you clowns steal it.

It wont work! See my post!

Also yes I know you're not serious, but still....

2008-08-23 07:04:34

#21

jord: Member; +2,382|7135|The North, beyond the wall.

Can somebody here someone? No I can't here, it's weird. The post number is on 20, but I can only see 17 posts. Maybe I clicked the ignore it and everything will be alright button.

2008-08-23 07:05:36

#22

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7078|London, England

He's got you there

2008-08-23 07:07:20

#23

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7024|NYC / Hamburg

Time will move forward normally. You're not moving quickly enough to see relativistic effects (at least not noticably, you might win a couple ns per week)

Now if you invent a plane that goes close to light speed.... At around 0.7-0.8c things start getting interesting

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2008-08-23 07:10:24

#24

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6979|...

eternal life is not green

2008-08-23 07:11:14

#25

dtacs: say that 2 my face fucker not online; +126|6291|Australia

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Flawless Jord, flawless even though all the governments will still record your age.

UNLESS....

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