i want to touch you someday.God Save the Queen wrote:
I want to own a swimming pool someday
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
go get some of atg's friends to do itGod Save the Queen wrote:
I want to own a swimming pool someday
I want to make breakfast right now
Fly at 99.9% the speed of light.
Won't make you immortal, but it will give you an extra 5 billion years or so.
Won't make you immortal, but it will give you an extra 5 billion years or so.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7150
If it is a perpetual flight plane you seek, look into solar power, sir.
If you fly the same speed the earth spins, which is around 1000mph, and in the opposite direction, you will not stop time.
Stupid thread.
Stupid thread.
Ryan has spoken.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
^^^Poseidon wrote:
this is like back to the future shit
brb flux capacitor
lol, time will go forward, it will just leap a whole day forward everytime you come to the place that has the furthest behind time zone in the world, then cross into the one which is furthest in front. I.e. the international date line. You'd skip forward 24 hours.
Plus even if time doesnt go forward technically, you'd live for 0 minutes cos your body would age even if time doesnt go forward
Plus even if time doesnt go forward technically, you'd live for 0 minutes cos your body would age even if time doesnt go forward
ZOMG time is repeating itself! Call prof. farnsworth!bennisboy wrote:
lol, time will go forward, it will just leap a whole day forward everytime you come to the place that has the furthest behind time zone in the world, then cross into the one which is furthest in front. I.e. the international date line. You'd skip forward 24 hours.
Plus even if time doesnt go forward technically, you'd live for 0 minutes cos your body would age even if time doesnt go forward
Your logic is no match for the imagination of a 12 year old boy
Haha.
The cells and molecules in your body will age and decompose (as they do straight from birth) regardless of what time-zone or 'time' you are travelling in relative to the planet. The chemical processes will still be going on inside your cells, as their functioning is what essentially keeps you alive until their 'batteries' indeterminably run-out in 70-80 years time .
You wouldn't celebrate a birthday on Earth but you'd still grow old and die.
The cells and molecules in your body will age and decompose (as they do straight from birth) regardless of what time-zone or 'time' you are travelling in relative to the planet. The chemical processes will still be going on inside your cells, as their functioning is what essentially keeps you alive until their 'batteries' indeterminably run-out in 70-80 years time .
You wouldn't celebrate a birthday on Earth but you'd still grow old and die.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Time to get the old flux capacitor outta the shed
brb
brb
bellend
/bangs head on table
Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.
So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.
So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
Lol everytime I hear this word I lol and I don't even know what it meansi g wrote:
bellend
Dude its like 5:30...God Save the Queen wrote:
I want to make breakfast right now
thanks captain obviousFlaming_Maniac wrote:
/bangs head on table
Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.
So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
ur smrat.Flaming_Maniac wrote:
/bangs head on table
Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.
So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
I couldn't understand a word of that.
Speaking of timezones, I think someone here needs to make themself aware that they exist...SEREVENT wrote:
Dude its like 5:30...God Save the Queen wrote:
I want to make breakfast right now
people have made deadly serious posts ignoring the facts in that first paragraphi g wrote:
thanks captain obviousFlaming_Maniac wrote:
/bangs head on table
Timezones do not have to do with actual time. They are artificial representations of segments of the day that are staggered so that when someone says it is 6 P.M., everyone knows that that is around evening time. Certain countries are not actually "ahead" or "behind" you in time, they only have varying relatively arbitrary times to start their particular 24 cycle. It is the same time here as other places, we all just have different names for this exact time. I hope you all realize this.
So if you're looking at a completely irrelevant artificial clock as your "age clock" then bennis is right, otherwise max is right. If you aren't approaching relativistic speeds there is nothing you can do to seemingly extend your lifetime in relation to those at normal speeds, though even then you will still only think you lived 80 years or so.
go back in time and fix yur teeths wankers
I went to take a nap. Is Jord still alive?
Who? Me?Poseidon wrote:
Speaking of timezones, I think someone here needs to make themself aware that they exist...SEREVENT wrote:
Dude its like 5:30...God Save the Queen wrote:
I want to make breakfast right now
My dentist says my teeth are perfect.usmarine wrote:
go back in time and fix yur teeths wankers
You went to take a nap, what are you, 60?.Sup wrote:
I went to take a nap. Is Jord still alive?