Don't Get Married

2008-08-26 20:13:42

#1

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

Ok. My wife lost the remote control to the flat screen in the living room last year. Now, tonight to be more specific, she informed me as I was searching high and low for the remote to the bedroom TV that she threw away a remote the other day because she didn't know what it went to. THE SAME FUCKING REMOTE THAT HAS BEEN IN OUR BEDROOM FOR A YEAR THAT SHE USES EVERY NIGHT! WTF? How could she not know what it went to? This woman is a nurse too by the way. I made her stupid ass go online and order me two new remotes from the manufacturer because there are like 8 things in this world that piss me the fuck off and universal remotes are one of them. I will not have $2500 worth of TV's and no damn remotes for them. And while I'm on my rant, why can women never seem to borrow a can of WD-40 and return it with the little red nozzle straw? Huh? Any answer to that? Its not quantum physics you retarded bitch, leave the straw in the fucking can. Or how's this, get your own can and leave mine alone. Seriously, you have no need for WD-40.

Im done now.

Last edited by deeznutz1245 (2008-08-26 20:14:36)

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:14:33

#2

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6979|...

too late

2008-08-26 20:15:10

#3

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

jsnipy wrote:
too late

for what?

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:16:47

#4

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6768

Take some cooking utensil of hers and throw it out. When she's been looking around for a week, tell her you threw it out cause you didn't know what it was for or what it belonged to.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-08-26 20:19:03

#5

Roc18: `; +655|6247|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

win

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2008-08-26 20:20:31

#6

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7037|the dank(super) side of Oregon

deeznutz1245 wrote:
Now, tonight to be more specific, she informed me as I was searching high and low for the remote to the bedroom TV that she threw away a remote the other day because she didn't know what it went to.

That's pretty god damned passive aggressive. You must have done something to really piss her off.

2008-08-26 20:21:12

#7

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7218

i like random tang, so no worries. i will take your advice.

2008-08-26 20:21:17

#8

Ender2309: has joined the GOP; +470|7027|USA

ebug9 wrote:
Take some cooking utensil of hers and throw it out. When she's been looking around for a week, tell her you threw it out cause you didn't know what it was for or what it belonged to.

i second this motion and move that you take her mace away first.

2008-08-26 20:21:19

#9

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

ebug9 wrote:
Take some cooking utensil of hers and throw it out. When she's been looking around for a week, tell her you threw it out cause you didn't know what it was for or what it belonged to.

Bollucks...I am going to take 4 pairs of her shoes and throw out only the left shoe to each pair, sit back and watch her go batshit when she wants to go for a run with me.

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:22:43

#10

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

Reciprocity wrote:
deeznutz1245 wrote:
Now, tonight to be more specific, she informed me as I was searching high and low for the remote to the bedroom TV that she threw away a remote the other day because she didn't know what it went to.
That's pretty god damned passive aggressive. You must have done something to really piss her off.

No, she watches the bedroom tv more than me. She is just a woman.

woman = shitty bitch

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:24:10

#11

VspyVspy: Sniper; +183|7129|A sunburnt country

LOL I feel your pain man.

Losing the remote is almost the worst thing that can happen. A few years ago, my mates and I had a competition to see who could steal the best remote from any random chick we managed to pick up. In the end we had a trophy board made up and had quite a collection, but then I got married and all fun activities ceased to exist.

2008-08-26 20:32:57

#12

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6370|...

...and such a lucky woman at that to be married to a charmer such as yourself...

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2008-08-26 20:34:25

#13

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

tuckergustav wrote:
...and such a lucky woman at that to be married to a charmer such as yourself...

Eat it. you probably lose remotes too.

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:35:51

#14

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6370|...

deeznutz1245 wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
...and such a lucky woman at that to be married to a charmer such as yourself...
Eat it. you probably lose remotes too.

LMAO...you're funny...a jerk...but a funny one...lol.

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2008-08-26 20:38:32

#15

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6943|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

deeznutz1245 wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
...and such a lucky woman at that to be married to a charmer such as yourself...
Eat it. you probably lose remotes too.

LOL, go smoke a newp and calm down fucker. Right up a 5 paragraph order on your revenge plans.

2008-08-26 20:39:42

#16

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

tuckergustav wrote:
LMAO...you're funny...a jerk...but a funny one...lol.

you have no idea how anal I am about things.

My top ten things I hate.

10) odd number of ice cubes in a drink
9) dull blades on a saw
8) giving massages
7) hippies
6) France
5) French People
4) public pools
3) universal remotes
2) generic toilet paper
1) rammunition

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:43:05

#17

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6370|...

You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.

damn...I want to see the posts your wife makes about you in whatever forum she goes to...I bet that would be funny too.

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2008-08-26 20:49:53

#18

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7121|NT, like Mick Dundee

deeznutz1245 wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
LMAO...you're funny...a jerk...but a funny one...lol.
you have no idea how anal I am about things.

My top ten things I hate.

10) odd number of ice cubes in a drink

Is it bad that I only consider that single thing anal? Everything else is fine tbh. Legitimate things to be pissed off with.

Though France and the French = matter of opinion.

Edit = changed my mind on one thing

Last edited by Flecco (2008-08-26 20:53:38)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2008-08-26 20:50:10

#19

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6949|Connecticut

tuckergustav wrote:
You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.

damn...I want to see the posts your wife makes about you in whatever forum she goes to...I bet that would be funny too.

sometimes she posts in here under my name. I tried to get her an account a while back but got banned because we share the same email. damn dirty mods. For whatever reason unbeknownst to me she enjoys watching all of us flame eachother.

Malloy must go

2008-08-26 20:52:20

#20

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6370|...

...it is amazing how entertaining you guys are sometimes...I have gotten sucked into it(poor choice of wording)...a couple times...I was instantly ashamed of myself...lol.

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2008-08-26 20:55:16

#21

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7121|NT, like Mick Dundee

deeznutz1245 wrote:
tuckergustav wrote:
You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.

damn...I want to see the posts your wife makes about you in whatever forum she goes to...I bet that would be funny too.
For whatever reason unbeknownst to me she enjoys watching all of us flame eachother.

I enjoy it too. You kents are fucking hilarious.

tuckergustav wrote:
...it is amazing how entertaining you guys are sometimes...I have gotten sucked into it(poor choice of wording)...a couple times...I was instantly ashamed of myself...lol.

Joining in is as much fun as watching.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2008-08-26 21:15:04

#22

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6848|Southern California

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2008-08-26 21:23:36

#23

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6975|Montucky

You went about the sitation all wrong fellow Jarhead.

You have a universal remote, its your Wife.

2008-08-26 21:28:26

#24

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6370|...

S3v3N wrote:
You went about the sitation all wrong fellow Jarhead.

You have a universal remote, its your Wife.

...hahahahaha...yeah...isn't that what kids are for?...no really...we never had a remote when I was growing up, I had to sit next to the tv and switch channels for my dad...

...plus, isn't a Universal Remote one of those things he hates...looks back...yeah it is #3...he wants one from the manufacturer.

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2008-08-26 21:37:35

#25

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6930|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Lol. This is why I claimed dictatorship over any electronic device in our home when we moved in under the same roof. She once tried to re-organize the livingroom in my last apartment and suggested that the ugly speakers(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) could go. She heard a 15min lecture on why the the audiovisuals stay where I tell them to stay. Feng shui got owned that time. Ok, she she wasn't aware of the magics of 5.1 at the time, but now she is, and she consults me first before doing something with the livingroom. So why don't you Nutzy try to educate your wife too about the wonders of electronics.

Btw, the WD-40 can. Put a rubberband around it and keep the straw under it when it's not used. It works as a hint that says PUT ME BACK HERE WHEN YUR DONE!

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