So I'm not the only one who learned the numbers from the TV in the eighties?tuckergustav wrote:
...hahahahaha...yeah...isn't that what kids are for?...no really...we never had a remote when I was growing up, I had to sit next to the tv and switch channels for my dad...
jsnipy wrote:
too late
As long as she takes care of my downstairs junk when I'm in the mood I care fuck all about the remote.
But the red straw thing on WD40 is another thing entirely and you should divorce her straight away.
But the red straw thing on WD40 is another thing entirely and you should divorce her straight away.
i lol'd at that one.deeznutz1245 wrote:
Its not quantum physics you retarded bitch, leave the straw in the fucking can. Or how's this, get your own can and leave mine alone. Seriously, you have no need for WD-40.
i love the smell of wd40
This thread is getting funny.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
lol, we all hate the French.
But seriously, think you should get a divorce man. You sound as though you harbor some deep hatred towards your wife.
But seriously, think you should get a divorce man. You sound as though you harbor some deep hatred towards your wife.
hate/love its all the same!
Or maybe that lust.. either way everyone goes through things like this.My missus loses the remote the all the fucking time,it does get irritating.
Or maybe that lust.. either way everyone goes through things like this.My missus loses the remote the all the fucking time,it does get irritating.
There is always one of these.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
you're not reading the signs!! she threw out the remote for the TV in the bedroom - she returns the lube minus the nozzle hint hint hint - CHILDREN!!!!!!!
She just acts stupid is my guess, you did something to her that made her throw the remote away, anniversary lately ? ... she knows you man
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
Sounds like a happy marriage right there.
#rekt
Not funny, really.
Uhmmm marriage!
I can go on for days on stories with my wife
And yes.. it is too late! We ARE trapped m8! Go with the flow, or your life will be a lot worse!
I can go on for days on stories with my wife
And yes.. it is too late! We ARE trapped m8! Go with the flow, or your life will be a lot worse!
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
check my sig
we are having another one, so her wanting to get pregnant is out. Trust me, she just does dumb things sometimes. She seriously asked me why the Russians were attacking Georgia and asked why the Marines are not whooping their ass. I responded with a spew of stuff until she lashed out with having Russians in Atlanta is unAmerican. I went outside, smoked a cigarette, came back inside and looked at her as if she were Rammunition. I swear on my life though she is smart as hell book wise. In the end she is my bride and I love her.IG-Calibre wrote:
you're not reading the signs!! she threw out the remote for the TV in the bedroom - she returns the lube minus the nozzle hint hint hint - CHILDREN!!!!!!!
Malloy must go
She's clearly been here and read you thoughts on old Rammy and is now emulating him.deeznutz1245 wrote:
we are having another one, so her wanting to get pregnant is out. Trust me, she just does dumb things sometimes. She seriously asked me why the Russians were attacking Georgia and asked why the Marines are not whooping their ass. I responded with a spew of stuff until she lashed out with having Russians in Atlanta is unAmerican. I went outside, smoked a cigarette, came back inside and looked at her as if she were Rammunition. I swear on my life though she is smart as hell book wise. In the end she is my bride and I love her.IG-Calibre wrote:
you're not reading the signs!! she threw out the remote for the TV in the bedroom - she returns the lube minus the nozzle hint hint hint - CHILDREN!!!!!!!
Last edited by jord (2008-08-27 05:27:02)
What do you think? Hes already married.deeznutz1245 wrote:
for what?jsnipy wrote:
too late
Yeah, in my experience, women are not as stupid as they pretend to be, but they are very vengeful. They will do things weeks or months after you piss them off to get back at you, they always hold a grudge, no matter how stupid the thing you did was.Reciprocity wrote:
That's pretty god damned passive aggressive. You must have done something to really piss her off.deeznutz1245 wrote:
Now, tonight to be more specific, she informed me as I was searching high and low for the remote to the bedroom TV that she threw away a remote the other day because she didn't know what it went to.
You know, the more I think of it...my hubby is the one that misplaces the remote...he is SO a.d.d. and he is possessive of the damned thing...so when he goes to the bathroom, it goes with him...and stays there because he got distracted...I have found it in the kitchen and even in the basement...so...it is not only women...just had to defend the ladies.
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.. ..deeznutz1245 wrote:
Seriously, you have no need for WD-40.
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deeznutz1245 wrote:
her stupid ass
deeznutz1245 wrote:
Its not quantum physics you retarded bitch
It must be love.deeznutz1245 wrote:
woman = shitty bitch
Most women's dont have any use for WD-40!mikkel wrote:
.. ..deeznutz1245 wrote:
Seriously, you have no need for WD-40.
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Women get stupid when they're pregnant. You'll have to let that one go until the baby comes. In the meantime, here's the solution to your problem:deeznutz1245 wrote:
we are having another one, so her wanting to get pregnant is out. Trust me, she just does dumb things sometimes. She seriously asked me why the Russians were attacking Georgia and asked why the Marines are not whooping their ass. I responded with a spew of stuff until she lashed out with having Russians in Atlanta is unAmerican. I went outside, smoked a cigarette, came back inside and looked at her as if she were Rammunition. I swear on my life though she is smart as hell book wise. In the end she is my bride and I love her.IG-Calibre wrote:
you're not reading the signs!! she threw out the remote for the TV in the bedroom - she returns the lube minus the nozzle hint hint hint - CHILDREN!!!!!!!
