New South Wales, is the stupidest name for a state. Its three fucking words, geographically incorrect, and on top of that it has fucking Wales in it.
All the rest are half-arsed descriptor words "Aw, yer, mate. This is the west of Australia, we'll call it Western Australia. This is the south of Australia, we'll call it South Australia. This is the capital of Australia, we'll call it the Australian Capital Territory."
Victoria > Queensland > The rest > NSW > Wales