Three stories from my days of BF2.
1. The SCAR and the Sniper
Once upon a time there was a friend of mine named TorbmaN. He began to play on a small Sharqi server with his beloved Special Forces kit and his even more beloved SCAR-L rifle. Him and his team kicked fairly much behind, and eventually won two rounds. On the third round, the Sniper connected. The Sniper settled in the crane while TorbmaN walked around, planning to attack the Construction Yard.
Then, a shot misses him. He starts running in circles, and two more shots misses him. He then spots the Sniper and shoots him with the SCAR-L.
This repeats five times.
Then the Sniper says, "toprbman ur a hack". He initiates a kick-vote (which fails), and calls the admin. He tells the admin that poor TorbmaN uses an aimbot. The admin checks, and after some minutes (and yet another incident of Torb shooting Sniper) says, "Not an aimbot. He's not twitching that much."
The Sniper whines some more, and the admin says, "Can't you just accept the fact that he's better than you?"
The Sniper disconnected, and they lived happily ever after...
2. The TK Curse
Once upon a time, Janysc logged on to a server that said "VoiP on squads and commander, or else we BAN!". He proceeded as a lone wolf, and played as a Sniper on Karkland (previously known as Karkand). Then, someone shoots him. It turns out to be a TK. He forgives, since that is his policy unless it is repeated.
Problem is, it IS repeated. In the end, all his deaths on the server are due to his own teammates shooting him. He cries, "Why do you TK me!?", to which they reply, "ur curzed".
Janysc creeps out and hides in a tree. The USMC then find him and nurture him with pudding and cakes. And they lived happily ever after...
3. The Clayless
Once upon a time, Janysc went for his Veteran Explosive Badge on a small Karkand server. He played as a sniper using claymores, and managed to rack up quite a few kills. Nearing its end, a player known as "JIHAD devildog1054" turns out to be a recurring victim and enemy. This man then says, "Is there an admin here?"
Janysc cruises in his Vodnik looking for a victim, when devildog1054 says, "(...) and janysc camps"
Janysc breaks, and protests, "What have I done!? You keep running into my knife and my Claymores! YOUR fault!" He is in a bad mood already, and this only annoys him more. To make it all lighter, devildog1054 appears and runs into a claymore. Janysc recieves his badge and proceeds to stabbing devildog's face.
The game ends without further ado, and they all lived happily ever after...
I got bored. True stories. Silly players, possibly silly me. Argh.
1. The SCAR and the Sniper
Once upon a time there was a friend of mine named TorbmaN. He began to play on a small Sharqi server with his beloved Special Forces kit and his even more beloved SCAR-L rifle. Him and his team kicked fairly much behind, and eventually won two rounds. On the third round, the Sniper connected. The Sniper settled in the crane while TorbmaN walked around, planning to attack the Construction Yard.
Then, a shot misses him. He starts running in circles, and two more shots misses him. He then spots the Sniper and shoots him with the SCAR-L.
This repeats five times.
Then the Sniper says, "toprbman ur a hack". He initiates a kick-vote (which fails), and calls the admin. He tells the admin that poor TorbmaN uses an aimbot. The admin checks, and after some minutes (and yet another incident of Torb shooting Sniper) says, "Not an aimbot. He's not twitching that much."
The Sniper whines some more, and the admin says, "Can't you just accept the fact that he's better than you?"
The Sniper disconnected, and they lived happily ever after...
2. The TK Curse
Once upon a time, Janysc logged on to a server that said "VoiP on squads and commander, or else we BAN!". He proceeded as a lone wolf, and played as a Sniper on Karkland (previously known as Karkand). Then, someone shoots him. It turns out to be a TK. He forgives, since that is his policy unless it is repeated.
Problem is, it IS repeated. In the end, all his deaths on the server are due to his own teammates shooting him. He cries, "Why do you TK me!?", to which they reply, "ur curzed".
Janysc creeps out and hides in a tree. The USMC then find him and nurture him with pudding and cakes. And they lived happily ever after...
3. The Clayless
Once upon a time, Janysc went for his Veteran Explosive Badge on a small Karkand server. He played as a sniper using claymores, and managed to rack up quite a few kills. Nearing its end, a player known as "JIHAD devildog1054" turns out to be a recurring victim and enemy. This man then says, "Is there an admin here?"
Janysc cruises in his Vodnik looking for a victim, when devildog1054 says, "(...) and janysc camps"
Janysc breaks, and protests, "What have I done!? You keep running into my knife and my Claymores! YOUR fault!" He is in a bad mood already, and this only annoys him more. To make it all lighter, devildog1054 appears and runs into a claymore. Janysc recieves his badge and proceeds to stabbing devildog's face.
The game ends without further ado, and they all lived happily ever after...
I got bored. True stories. Silly players, possibly silly me. Argh.
