Blitzkrieg

2008-09-02 03:10:20

#1

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6778|Orrstrayleea

Today i was researching a bit of WWII for an English essay for school and trying to learn more about the Nazi war tactic "Blitzkrieg".

Ive come to realize that the Germans had it totally wrong, they were rolling about in tanks, shooting Allied soldiers, capturing countries, when they were really meant to be sneaking in on people having sex, committing a swift act of surprise buttsecks, then leaving.

Those Nazi soldiers were stupid, no wonder Hitler topped himself.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … BlitzKrieg

2008-09-02 03:14:33

#2

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7299|Reykjavík, Iceland.

I lol'd

2008-09-02 03:28:22

#3

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7135|In You Endo- Stoke

Sydney wrote:
I lol'd

^

You would have to be super fast!

2008-09-02 03:31:45

#4

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6204|Croatia

rofl

"When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. "

2008-09-02 03:58:10

#5

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6692|Uk

"
Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles. "

...wow

2008-09-02 05:49:45