SealXo
Member
+309|6992
DALLAS —  A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.

Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,417882,00.html

Two Canadian teens were handed a year’s probation for trashing a home while the owners were on vacation, and leaving behind a nasty present, according to the Globe and Mail.

Among the $10,000 in damages was writing scrawled on the kitchen window and cabinets: "You had a nice cat" and "it's in the microwave."

Princess, the cat, "was screaming in the microwave for 10 minutes while it was essentially cooked to death," Prosecutor John Laluk reportedly told the court.

The two 16-year-old boys from Camrose, Alberta, pleaded guilty to breaking and entering, theft and causing pain to an animal. Both were sentenced to 100 hours of community service and one had to give up his family dog, the newspaper reported.

Outside the court Thursday, protesters carried signs demanding "Justice for Princess." Three others are facing charges in relation to the crime.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,417802,00.html
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6903|Chicago, IL
I need a man size microwave for those kids
Smithereener
Member
+138|6772|California
Wow, that is pretty damn fucked up. I don't think 100 hours of community service will cut it.

Although the first story is slightly amusing.
Reciprocity
Member
+721|7037|the dank(super) side of Oregon
Among the $10,000 in damages was writing scrawled on the kitchen window and cabinets: "You had a nice cat" and "it's in the microwave."

Princess, the cat, "was screaming in the microwave for 10 minutes while it was essentially cooked to death," Prosecutor John Laluk reportedly told the court.
That's some sick shit.  anyone capable of that should be walking around free.  makes a nice serial killer prologue.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6685|NSW, Australia

i pissed myself laughing when i read "you had a nice cat" then a min later i read more and i was like... oh.

first i was like
then i seriousd

Last edited by Nappy (2008-09-05 22:50:16)

Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6930|6 6 4 oh, I forget

S.Lythberg wrote:

I need a man size microwave for those kids
This might suffice.

https://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kairokairo/img/chernobyl.jpg
Rohirm
Fear is a Leash
+85|6628|New Austin, Not
Oh I remember those fucking kids...too bad we have youth criminal justice act that prevents them from being named
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7017|Southampton, UK

Least I got..... Cat?
Defiance
Member
+438|7127

Rohirm wrote:

Oh I remember those fucking kids...too bad we have youth criminal justice act that prevents them from being named
What a bitch huh?
Rohirm
Fear is a Leash
+85|6628|New Austin, Not
yeah not only that, but they only got 100hrs of community service. Seriously fuck that...I hate my country's justice system. Its a fucking revolving door!
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6778|Orrstrayleea
FUCK YEH! ENERGY DRINK AND CONDOMS!......Someones in for a goodtime


As for the kids: Fucking retards, should microwave their pets, see how they like it
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7023|NYC / Hamburg

the guy with the bat should have a little session with the kids
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
jamiet757
Member
+138|7078
Those kids need to be strung up by their nuts for killing the cat that way, that is just fucking sick. Say hello to the next 2 Charles Manson's.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6895|King Of The Islands

Pea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:

FUCK YEH! ENERGY DRINK AND CONDOMS!......Someones in for a goodtime


As for the kids: Fucking retards, should microwave their pets, see how they like it
I don't really think that's going to solve the problem.

You are essentially microwaving more animals for the sake of microwaving animals.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7033|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

S.Lythberg wrote:

I need a man size microwave for those kids
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6653|Winland

Lol'd.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
jord
Member
+2,382|7134|The North, beyond the wall.

Defiance wrote:

Rohirm wrote:

Oh I remember those fucking kids...too bad we have youth criminal justice act that prevents them from being named
What a bitch huh?
Those sort are the kind of fuck's that will brag about it, there names will be widespread within a year.
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6949|N. Ireland

Reciprocity wrote:

Among the $10,000 in damages was writing scrawled on the kitchen window and cabinets: "You had a nice cat" and "it's in the microwave."

Princess, the cat, "was screaming in the microwave for 10 minutes while it was essentially cooked to death," Prosecutor John Laluk reportedly told the court.
That's some sick shit.  anyone capable of that should be walking around free.  makes a nice serial killer prologue.
You think just because someone can be that cold to kill something they should be jailed?
T1g3r217
Perpetual
+124|6878|My room
Yes, usually when people kill other sentient beings, they should be jailed.

Hunters are exempt, obviously, as are several other survivalists. But what the kids did foreshadows nothing except a bad future, and potential serial killer roots.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7008|Scotland
That guy in the wheel chair is going to have one hell of a night.

The two kids should be shot though.

It was screaming for 10 minutes? I thought it would die after less than a minute. Sick bastards.
CC-Marley
Member
+407|7285
Honestly. What a fucked up species we are. Maybe it's time to gather up people like these and start reducing the numbers. Clean up our gene pool. Stories like the the second really get to me. First story is funny shit..

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