SgtHeihn wrote:
Well that silly little formality is a big deal here. Our flag is a symbol of our independence, our National anthem centers on it. So if you don't like our response to it, fuck off.
He-ey no, your response is a perfectly reasonable one. I mean, after all you're only deciding the future President of one of the most powerful nations in the world. I think it's applaudable that you have such high standards and demanding criteria for your parties and candidates:
- Does s/he have any pregnant relatives? (Bonus points for being young!)
- Does s/he have any affiliations or acquaintances that are a) Muslim, b) terrorists or c) not from the US?
- Did s/he put 'Devout Christian' in the 'Religion' field of any surveys or polls?
- Did their representative party treat a piece of cloth in the appropriately respectable manner?
... That's a real gauntlet you've set there. I'm sure only the highest calibre of individual will rise to meet your needs as a nation; a true embodiment of excellence; a real political mastermind.
Don't you feel that your liberty and great personal freedom is undermined and deflated somewhat by the way you sum it up in a flag? With such a garish and unattractive pattern too! You could have at least put some ninja's or lions or something on it - you know, something attractive and worth having pride in. Stripes are sooo 1650! In all seriousness I respect the principles and values that you see in your flag and your national identity... but at the end of the day, it's just a
flag. Perhaps the DNC organisers didn't want to go through the uneconomical hassle of setting up a small Auschwitz-complex with 100 fires in order to dispose of the tons of flags in the 'appropriate' manner.
Random trivia: My grammar school produced the poet that penned and composed your national anthem! Sweeeeet!