you guys are all ROOKIES...I use this
tsss n00bs: i have a toilet build-in into my relaxed chair!
when i need to shit, i just push the button, and a hatch opens beneath me!, ofcours heated on body thempature, reactum cleaner and inbuild parfum sprayer!
there is nothing better then shitting a nice bid brownie, while spraying and fragging at strike at karkand.
when i need to shit, i just push the button, and a hatch opens beneath me!, ofcours heated on body thempature, reactum cleaner and inbuild parfum sprayer!
there is nothing better then shitting a nice bid brownie, while spraying and fragging at strike at karkand.
I do it while loading maps, I'm usually back well before the map is loaded.
Ure all poo'in nubs!! What you have to do is Go for a shit and after the mother turd (the start which is always the biggest bit) run back and move around so not to get kicked for idling. Then run back and finish the job off. Dont forget to wipe
Last edited by ExitWound (2006-03-07 09:14:04)
Lol, funny thread.
Anyway, I mostly only poop once a day and somehow never during my gaming time, so I'm good .
Anyway, I mostly only poop once a day and somehow never during my gaming time, so I'm good .
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
i do speed pooing like pants down brownie out wipe ass pants up (wash hands if i have time) race to my computer and keep playing i usually take like 1 minute or less
its called multi-tasking....
Wait till Wake Island (insert your most hated map here) or Clean Sweep comes on then go lay a few mines of ya own. By the time I'm back (if not kicked for idle) the next round will load up. Same goes for food, drink or getting something to smoke.
Da Vinci wasn't rushed while he was constructing his master peices and neither will I be. I use this time out like they have in sport, you can re think tactics and where you been going wrong, whilst in silence (depending on diet that is!!).
Da Vinci wasn't rushed while he was constructing his master peices and neither will I be. I use this time out like they have in sport, you can re think tactics and where you been going wrong, whilst in silence (depending on diet that is!!).
I usually go before, like I do before having to drive for a long time. But I know plp that dont, and some just have to go right when they fell they have to go, before its too late hehehe.
Usually I tell them to stay near me or in out of the way place, that I can watch, so I can take care of them while they are afk, I never lost a soldier in the bushes until now
To not get kicked you can also run or crowl into wall or other object and while you do this press J, K, or L you will see that while you have the type box your soldier will keep running, no need to press W key
But I have to say that for some plp =MLK=Fo0 metode is the best, where can a guy find that high tech chair??? It looks confortable, and, is there a model with a minibar???
Usually I tell them to stay near me or in out of the way place, that I can watch, so I can take care of them while they are afk, I never lost a soldier in the bushes until now
To not get kicked you can also run or crowl into wall or other object and while you do this press J, K, or L you will see that while you have the type box your soldier will keep running, no need to press W key
But I have to say that for some plp =MLK=Fo0 metode is the best, where can a guy find that high tech chair??? It looks confortable, and, is there a model with a minibar???
Last edited by Mudman (2006-03-07 09:38:53)
ok this topic requires an answer in aussie slang(some will need a translation)
first sign is it smells like someone cut the dog in half.its off like a bride's nightie.i then need to get as busy as a one legged man at an arse kicking competiton.when im sorted i bolt for the thunderbox going twenty to the dozen.now im at it(choking a brown dog)and its hard yakka.crikey them dunny budgies are big.it seems to take a month of sundays.ok nearly done,you cant finish a job until the paperwork is complete.scarper back to the game.if ive survived im as happy as a pig in mud:D
guess you think im a couple of kangaroos short in the top paddock.
first sign is it smells like someone cut the dog in half.its off like a bride's nightie.i then need to get as busy as a one legged man at an arse kicking competiton.when im sorted i bolt for the thunderbox going twenty to the dozen.now im at it(choking a brown dog)and its hard yakka.crikey them dunny budgies are big.it seems to take a month of sundays.ok nearly done,you cant finish a job until the paperwork is complete.scarper back to the game.if ive survived im as happy as a pig in mud:D
guess you think im a couple of kangaroos short in the top paddock.
it would be pretty cool but nasty if someone took a shit on their mouse to shoot and pissed on the keyboard, wow I am just getting too wierd. Naw I just go in the middle of loading the map but even then I might be too slow!
next patch should have a saftey zone for short crap breaks in the form of mobile toilets like you get at festivals , a couple on sharqi's contruction site would'nt look out of place , also they could open up hotel tiolets for use ?
hilarious!DawidBuchwald wrote:
Maybe we should ask EA to implement Shit Key (anyone remembers Boss Key in good, old DOS times? ) - it could be reflected by appropriate animation of character to prevent him from getting killed by respectful players . That would be great! Imagine those new exploits, like ShitCamping...
Yeah, but what happens when they're all in use?number901 wrote:
next patch should have a saftey zone for short crap breaks in the form of mobile toilets like you get at festivals , a couple on sharqi's contruction site would'nt look out of place , also they could open up hotel tiolets for use ?
Queue up?
I usually hold it in until I die (ingame) then rush to the toilet like mad.
LOL1927 wrote:
Da Vinci wasn't rushed while he was constructing his master pieces and neither will I be. I use this time out like they have in sport, you can re think tactics and where you been going wrong, whilst in silence (depending on diet that is!!).
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
well this is for Deskop users
and this of for the guys with a Laptop
or you make a special PC case
ill just take the boot because it'll take me 10-15 mins to pinch a loaf.
Hold down "W", hit chat button, release "W". You'll continue to run/swim until you exit out of message box.number901 wrote:
my freind , you are indeed a genius, this is the information i needed , i can finaly say goodbye to my prolapsed colontahadar wrote:
Lol best thing to do is find a corner, go prone, put heavy object on 'w' key, face wall so u 'move' forward without actually moving (u wont get idle-kicks), take shit, return, continue playing. works every time
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aw man when need the bog, I do the "bake n' shake" run to the toilet sqeeze it out as hard as ya can and give it a good shake, then run back to BF2 as fast as you can lol
I would be pretty pissed if I was the victem of a Poop Mutiny. (c)2006 LSD_WashMiller wrote:
Mutiny then take commander, you dont get booted!