A.Frade
Banned
+4|7139
i agree
xconrob
Banned
+0|7121|Canada
alright listen up boys andf girls

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

Both of them collide, expressions horrified
Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,
as his skull became a part of the dash
His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse
His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two
Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew
The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign
Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day
Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones
Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why
Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling
Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode
Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face
Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies
Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time
Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood
Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home
Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun
A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight
Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,
he steers his car into the other lane

The look of death in my eye
Surely no-one will survive
Just a pile of mush
Left to dry in the sun

I see my fresh kill
Left in the road
Remains of your bodies
Mangled and torn
A.Frade
Banned
+4|7139
Great song Great listen. I heard it at a christmass party once and it was my brothers wedding song. I pimp slapped my mom and mad eher go buy the album instantly. Very peacful and happy i use it to go to sleep somethines.
BF2Craglyeye
Member
+72|7122|Australia
hahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhhhhhahahahahaha.

I dont know why but that is the funniest post ever.

It just came out of nowhere, it was great.
apone
Member
+3|7097|US west coast
<"Are you slightly retarded?  I think it is great that people with mental disabilities can play a cool game like BF2.">

^^^^What he said
revolution.inc
Pass
+35|7221|Phoenix, Az
liek wow!1!!     i waz e-ting sume graen grapes end ten i pop won opan and omgosh!! teres a fly en et! so ten i aint more shiken nuugats end aftre tat i had sume fruty pebls!
AH1Z SOCOM GHOST
Member
+32|7093|Minnesota

sgt.vinny wrote:

like iwas owning in liek thia cool server have U EVER PLAYED THERE!! well i was liek owning AND THIS NOOB like owned me and fcuk no noob owns me and gets away with it so liek i try killing this noob fade but like fuck he doesnt die so liek i slam my mouse and liek gues wut happens my foooooken mouse brakes so then like this NOOB OWNS ME AND I CANT DO ANYTHING becasue my mouse doesnt so im leik FOOOK THIS and i left
Ande I wis like "?"
Kiss_my_white_ass
Banned
+1|7125
well said. fook those n00bs
sgt.vinny
Banned
+0|7112
and like AH1Z SOCOM GHOST                       GO FUCK UR SELF
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7095
WTf i dont give a fuck what happened to ur mouse lol
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7115|NT, like Mick Dundee

Has a mod seen this thread yet? They closed about 4 enemy boat spotted threads so why the hell do they leave something like this active? Eeeeeenemy Boat spotted threads were cool.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
-]Eucalyptus[-
I'm a MOO MOO STARRR!!1
+17|7194|Switzerland (Im not swiss tho)
et ai wuz like fu-ken "enemies boata spotetto'*, wut fok mankind pplz av' kom tu?
sgt.vinny
Banned
+0|7112
they liek me
That1GuyThatYouKilled
Member
+0|7115|Bloomington Illinois 61074

sgt.vinny wrote:

like iwas owning in liek thia cool server have U EVER PLAYED THERE!! well i was liek owning AND THIS NOOB like owned me and fcuk no noob owns me and gets away with it so liek i try killing this noob fade but like fuck he doesnt die so liek i slam my mouse and liek gues wut happens my foooooken mouse brakes so then like this NOOB OWNS ME AND I CANT DO ANYTHING becasue my mouse doesnt so im leik FOOOK THIS and i left
where did you learn to type because that teacher should be shot over and over again. and its your fault for not aiming better to kill this SO CALLED NOOB. Maybe you just suck and he's better. But you need to boost your self esteem by making fun of this person. So quit you bitchen and go get a F*cking life
luckybaer
Member
+10|7224| Going Feral

That1GuyThatYouKilled wrote:

sgt.vinny wrote:

like iwas owning in liek thia cool server have U EVER PLAYED THERE!! well i was liek owning AND THIS NOOB like owned me and fcuk no noob owns me and gets away with it so liek i try killing this noob fade but like fuck he doesnt die so liek i slam my mouse and liek gues wut happens my foooooken mouse brakes so then like this NOOB OWNS ME AND I CANT DO ANYTHING becasue my mouse doesnt so im leik FOOOK THIS and i left
where did you learn to type because that teacher should be shot over and over again. and its your fault for not aiming better to kill this SO CALLED NOOB. Maybe you just suck and he's better. But you need to boost your self esteem by making fun of this person. So quit you bitchen and go get a F*cking life
Umm... they aren't serious.
Gladiator08
Russell Crowe's Loin Cloth
+49|7163|Philadelphia, PA
he must think hes ghetto 2 da max
xconrob
Banned
+0|7121|Canada
EHHH like he was anoob and yes vin ish the good because@! i wll tell u why cause vin like always onwen the noobs and he will never die by the noobs casue noobs cant kill vin/? get it and yes wertei are beign serous becasue this arcutally happenedwe i was therere went it did whapepnd OK !i JEUSDud chridst man wtf is worng with you uau diotot . Cuae like me sgt inytnyn and A>FRADE ae wonazors? ok we ownazors?
sgt.vinny
Banned
+0|7112
YAAAA like xconrob knows his stuff and u dont so just listen to him OK!
xconrob
Banned
+0|7121|Canada
RY XCONBINNY BY YHE WAY AXCONBINY WAS A MENBVEROOF THE XCONS BY THE WAY IF U WANT TO DONATE GO TO WWW.CLAN2DONTARE.COM OK SO LIKE OUR CLAN IF U WANT TO JKOGJIN jOING AND XCONS ARE GOOD BECAUSE WE DONT WORK AS A TMEA SAND WE ARE GOOD TKEERS WIHT TK FOR FUN IT WAS WASNHAT WE SO SOMCEOM PLAY AIWHT ME ACAUSE WERE GOOD TKEERS AND THINGS LIKE IDITAT WE LOVE S TO GET PEOPLEW ABDND BEACSUE IT IS JUST WAHT SDID THERYH DO
sgt.vinny
Banned
+0|7112
revolution go learn some english
xconrob
Banned
+0|7121|Canada
vinyn washas how was the ownage aover at alsakSA cause like were good andsi shiut rigjt sanwaways we ownazors?
sgt.vinny
Banned
+0|7112
welsh notty bad at all rob but liek amn their were liek so many FUcken NOOOBNLEST so i just fucken left cuz i ownzaed them so hard but liek the usual u know 

howws was urt days todays
xconrob
Banned
+0|7121|Canada
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5. ===================================================================
4. ------VINNY-----------------
3. ||||||||2222222VINNNNNNYY@@@@@|||||
whcih u like bvetter ok?
xconrob
Banned
+0|7121|Canada

sgt.vinny wrote:

welsh notty bad at all rob but liek amn their were liek so many FUcken NOOOBNLEST so i just fucken left cuz i ownzaed them so hard but liek the usual u know 

howws was urt days todays

sgt.vinny wrote:

welsh notty bad at all rob but liek amn their were liek so many FUcken NOOOBNLEST so i just fucken left cuz i ownzaed them so hard but liek the usual u know 

howws was urt days todays

sgt.vinny wrote:

welsh notty bad at all rob but liek amn their were liek so many FUcken NOOOBNLEST so i just fucken left cuz i ownzaed them so hard but liek the usual u know 

howws was urt days todays

sgt.vinny wrote:

welsh notty bad at all rob but liek amn their were liek so many FUcken NOOOBNLEST so i just fucken left cuz i ownzaed them so hard but liek the usual u know 

howws was urt days todays

sgt.vinny wrote:

welsh notty bad at all rob but liek amn their were liek so many FUcken NOOOBNLEST so i just fucken left cuz i ownzaed them so hard but liek the usual u know 

howws was urt days todays
lmao vinny ok thats nice how waws the sex?
Bf2specialforces
Member
+1|7097
who the  fuck is this guy hes a fuckin retard

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