Lotta_Drool
Spit
+350|6602|Ireland
Didn't God rape the virgin Mary?  I don't recall Mary ever concenting and next thing Joesph knows he's getting sloppy seconds and raising somebody elses kid who wouldn't even pay child support.

It is pretty obvious to me that God is OK with rape and the women can't abort.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7040|London, England

Lotta_Drool wrote:

Didn't God rape the virgin Mary?  I don't recall Mary ever concenting and next thing Joesph knows he's getting sloppy seconds and raising somebody elses kid who wouldn't even pay child support.

It is pretty obvious to me that God is OK with rape and the women can't abort.
You know what, he's fucking right.

Assuming God did actually impregnate Mary and she kept her virginity, and all of that wasn't just an elaborate lie to her husband so she wouldn't get stoned to death (read: m3thod) for having sex with some other guy.

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-09-11 12:52:47)

kylef
Gone
+1,352|6912|N. Ireland

Lotta_Drool wrote:

Didn't God rape the virgin Mary?  I don't recall Mary ever concenting and next thing Joesph knows he's getting sloppy seconds and raising somebody elses kid who wouldn't even pay child support.

It is pretty obvious to me that God is OK with rape and the women can't abort.
I think the term was God "planted the seed". Mary kept her virginity ... hence the start of 'miracles'
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6526|Birmingham, UK

steelie34 wrote:

that makes no sense.  if he plans your life, than how could you make a decision that has already been made?
You don't make the decision...
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7051

kylef wrote:

Lotta_Drool wrote:

Didn't God rape the virgin Mary?  I don't recall Mary ever concenting and next thing Joesph knows he's getting sloppy seconds and raising somebody elses kid who wouldn't even pay child support.

It is pretty obvious to me that God is OK with rape and the women can't abort.
I think the term was God "planted the seed". Mary kept her virginity ... hence the start of 'miracles'
ZING!
Lotta_Drool
Spit
+350|6602|Ireland

kylef wrote:

Lotta_Drool wrote:

Didn't God rape the virgin Mary?  I don't recall Mary ever concenting and next thing Joesph knows he's getting sloppy seconds and raising somebody elses kid who wouldn't even pay child support.

It is pretty obvious to me that God is OK with rape and the women can't abort.
I think the term was God "planted the seed". Mary kept her virginity ... hence the start of 'miracles'
There is no miracle in having a dick so small that a woman keeps her virginity after sex.
jord
Member
+2,382|7097|The North, beyond the wall.

kylef wrote:

Lotta_Drool wrote:

Didn't God rape the virgin Mary?  I don't recall Mary ever concenting and next thing Joesph knows he's getting sloppy seconds and raising somebody elses kid who wouldn't even pay child support.

It is pretty obvious to me that God is OK with rape and the women can't abort.
I think the term was God "planted the seed". Mary kept her virginity ... hence the start of 'miracles'
I think none of that happened.

How's that for sanity?
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6830|'Murka

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

Are you even answering the OP or what?
Yes.

Reading comprehension ftw.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
MGS3_GrayFox
Member
+50|6586

SEREVENT wrote:

I believe God plans out your life from the moment you are born. Whoever it is, they have had their life planned out by God and this is your life. Whatever your decision is, God has reveiwed it. Everybody is part of the same species. There is one God. God makes humans interact with each other. Therefore God allows this to happen. He chooses it to happen.
Then god is one crazy son of a bitch making all those children in Africa die day after day.  If that is his plan, that is some nasty shit.

Not that I believe in god, so I doubt you will care about this post.

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