RSI_paratrooper
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+2|7095
More worthless threads: post us your narrow (and hopefully amusing) escapes in BF2.

I was playing Zatar wetlands and was bombed by a US plane just as I was leaving the corrugated iron fence around one of the bases. I swear the bomb passed within a foot of me at chest height but the splash damage didn't kill me. I think we've all been in the position of watching the big X come right for your face so I was pretty amused that for once I got away with it!

Another was on a server with friendly fire for claymores turned on. I had completely run out of ammo on Warlord and was being chased down an alley by a guy who must have been trying to get his knife badge. Anyhow, I come to the corner and jump just before I reach it. The guy behind me runs right into the claymore I had thoughtfully left there to stop peeps with pig-stickers sneaking up on me from behind. I never considered that jumping a claymore would actually work!

All the best....
Kamikaze17
Over the line!
+70|7197|Mark it zero.
gotta love the claymores now. earlier on sharqi, i was at the surveillance post, capping the flag all by myself. i was a sniper, so i put down 2 claymores. the flag went neutral so their team noticed i was there. all the guys that were heading towards the city entrance turned back towards me. got 2 with the rifle, and 2 with the pistol and was out of ammo, i still had 3 other guys rushing at me. i ducked behind the sandbags and luckily the last 3 ran towards my claymores. so i lived
jjrp02
Member
+18|7095|Baton Rouge, LA, USA
I was surrounded by all 3 MEC armors in Karkand...near the hotel....I'm an Engie that was near death after having to bail out of my tank...

in my frenzy to escape down one of the alleys, I dropped all of my AT mines...

I somehow manage to make it to one of the easternmost alleys...with about 2 bars left of health..I thought for sure that ONE of the armors would come and finish me as I was turning the last corner of my escape...

I was right...but next thing I know I get a..

you killed blah blah
you killed blah blah
you killed blah blah
you killed blah blah

turns out...I knocked out the Tank and one of the APC's
AH1Z SOCOM GHOST
Member
+32|7092|Minnesota
I just love when you send a TV guided missle in to a FULL APC! 
jjrp02
Member
+18|7095|Baton Rouge, LA, USA

AH1Z SOCOM GHOST wrote:

I just love when you send a TV guided missle in to a FULL APC! 
<----has done this, as well as to a fully loaded BH

great feeling
w00tson
Member
+0|7075|Schmuckland
Kubra dam/MEC: Trying to get my rotor up to lift speed in the transport chopper from MEC helipad, USMC jet homes in on me. As he is about to finish me off, he suddenly touches with one of the large unfinished towers and brakes apart. I had a hearty laugh of that.
jjrp02
Member
+18|7095|Baton Rouge, LA, USA
but possibly my most amazing escape...

Wake Island..

I'm USMC...in the F-35, I'm under lock from 1.2 AA, and I'm going head on with the battery, and I get get damaged to the point of having to bail...

remember this though...I'm at the North Base AA headed SSE towards airfield

I drop my bombs....pull up...and somehow I kill the AA guy...I then pull up just a little and bail...

It JUST SO HAPPENS that a J-10 was taking off from Airfield and runs SMACK into the now exploded F-35

I land near the bunker along the east road of the island...

and it JUST SO HAPPENS that there is an enemy tank nearby that saw me land..and is now chasing me...

just when I was thinking "oh S**T! I'm F***Ed!" as I was running for my life I hear a loud explosion...and when I turn around, I see the remnant of the tank that was after me...

I look up...and there was the cobra flying past
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7117|mexico
yesterday i was on kirkland on the otherside of the river, i was in a jeep driving over the water part (instead of the bridge) and on the otherside i saw 2 apc's and a tank, i thought oh well thats that. i decided to run it and the tank was at the front shooting at something behind me, i went past him but i still assumed any seconod now i'm dead, next was the first apc and he spun his turret away from me just as i came into his line of sight and went around him and the second apc was behind him and i'm assuming either he was looking away as well or he couldnt see past his apc friend. i managed to get back up and take the hotel by myself (the battle was all on the bridge).

another escape was on kubra, the flag on the left of the dam where the tank spawns there is a building thing and a flag. i managed to take on 4 guys with 1 bar of health (as support), now im not that good of player it was a straight fluke, i should of been dead. im pretty sure the flag was on grey but they might of spawned before it turned or they came out of nowhere. i noticed 3 guys chargin and 1 guy in the back ground, i shot and missed them so i ran inside the building and went prone next to the door 2 guys came in and i got them both with out them firing a shot and if they did it didnt hit me (remeber im on 1 damn bar here to) i figured the other guy was tricky and he came thru the back where i was waiting in the middle in same position as before and got him as he walked in. the last guy was crap he was just outside waiting for the flag he must of thought they would of got me so i got an easy kill. normally i'd just call this a good play but this was on 1 health so it is a narrow escape allright. i wouldnt be able to do it again.

one other one was not me but my enemy his tank was smokin and i picked up an anti tank kit off the ground. fired the rocket but it went straight thru him, it would of killed me to but instead he got the kill and survived to.

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