Oh Uwe Boll, what have you done now?

2008-09-17 20:27:26

#1

Rohirm: Fear is a Leash; +85|6627|New Austin, Not

Apparently Uwe ain't making shitty video game to movie adaptations anymore...in fact he now is making shitty video games.

Introducing his next disaster piece:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40152.html

When the fuck will this man stop? Jesus Christ he's like a cockroach I guess that petition failed.

2008-09-17 20:32:34

#2

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6993|Long Island, New York

lol @ comments: "Sweet! they're still making games for the PS1"

Describes it perfectly. Looks like total shit. However, even if it IS good for some odd, odd reason...it'll get panned.

2008-09-17 20:34:10

#3

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6797|Atlanta, Georgia

Complete shit!

2008-09-17 20:35:04

#4

Defiance: Member; +438|7127

The petition was for movies. It doesn't look like anything special but it does look like a barebones action shooter... thing.

Same reason to pick up Painkiller.

Who knows.

If it is that absolutely bad, then I'm sure another petition will sprout up if it hasn't already.

2008-09-17 21:00:47

#5

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6745|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

also

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Tunnel_Rats

wikipedia wrote:
On a preview for the film, Boll revealed the movie doesn't have a script, instead the actors are improvising their lines.

i don't sense this ending well

2008-09-17 21:10:44

#6

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6902|Chicago, IL

Nice concept I guess, but the graphics look like something the gamecube could have easily managed...

2008-09-17 21:56:03

#7

Defiance: Member; +438|7127

cowami wrote:
also

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Tunnel_Rats
wikipedia wrote:
On a preview for the film, Boll revealed the movie doesn't have a script, instead the actors are improvising their lines.
i don't sense this ending well

Wait a minute. So it's a video game Boll's making, and a movie Boll's making based in the game Boll's making.

I guess he doesn't piss off any fans this way.

2008-09-17 22:10:19

#8

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6675|Phoenix, AZ

is this a joke? Seriously, it seemed like a joke.

2008-09-17 22:16:17

#9

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6846

In any case, have you tried waving a stick in a small tunnel?

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

Now, let's think about making this a stick with explosives in it. Then let's assume that the bang of the gun won't give your position away to every single Viet Cong around for about 100 metres. And then let's assume that you managed to carry in a shotgun as well.

It didn't happen - tunnel rats got a knife, maybe one small grenade and a pistol. Gee, this guy doesn't do any research at all.

2008-09-17 22:25:14

#10

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6894|King Of The Islands

I like how the guy got caught on some useless pile of trees and had to pan around them in the trailer. He's a cinematic genius.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-09-17 22:41:42

#11

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6784

Hey, the graphics look better then that in BF2 though, give em some credit? fuck it.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2008-09-17 22:55:43

#12

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6846

Come to think of it, that looked remarkably like Australia.

2008-09-17 23:08:17

#13

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7036|the dank(super) side of Oregon

That's not uwe boll, I don't see Burt Reynolds or Jason Statham.

lies.

2008-09-18 03:36:09

#14

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6894|King Of The Islands

some_random_panda wrote:
Come to think of it, that looked remarkably like Australia.

Same time zone = Same geography. Duh.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-09-18 04:22:47

#15

c14u53w172: Member; +31|6454|tomania

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

2008-09-18 04:29:16

#16

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6975|Adelaide, South Australia

c14u53w172 wrote:
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

You're the first person I've ever seen quote that correctly.

2008-09-18 04:57:03

#17

c14u53w172: Member; +31|6454|tomania

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
c14u53w172 wrote:
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
You're the first person I've ever seen quote that correctly.

i has teh grammars. i is from germanie

2008-09-18 05:13:54

#18

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6609|what

When the chopper gets shot down, pause to read the text:

Shit! In a few minutes this place will be swarming with more ziperheads. The tunnels are my only chance. Must be my lucky fucking day.

I'd hate to see what it would've been had there been a script...

2008-09-18 05:25:28

#19

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6861|NSW, Australia

TheAussieReaper wrote:
When the chopper gets shot down, pause to read the text:

Shit! In a few minutes this place will be swarming with more ziperheads. The tunnels are my only chance. Must be my lucky fucking day.
I'd hate to see what it would've been had there been a script...

wtf is a zipperhead?

2008-09-18 05:41:40

#20

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6609|what

https://www.worth1000.com/entries/194500/194504msUQ_w.jpg

2008-09-18 07:40:08

#21

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6909|The Twilight Zone

Was that a zombie at the end of the tunnel?

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2008-09-18 07:49:04

#22

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6929|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I will not be arsed to even piratebay that game. Now that the idiot has managed to rot braincells in live human beings he tries to kill our computers?

2008-09-18 07:49:41

#23

HellHead: The fantastic Mr. Antichrist; +336|7165|Germany

Cheez wrote:
some_random_panda wrote:
Come to think of it, that looked remarkably like Australia.
Same time zone = Same geography. Duh.

I hope you don´t mean that seriously...

2008-09-18 07:51:19

#24

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6909|The Twilight Zone

Uwe should make porn movies. The funny porn.

2008-09-18 07:56:26

#25

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6929|6 6 4 oh, I forget

.Sup wrote:
Uwe should make porn movies. The funny porn.

Now you crossed the line. Leave porn alone!! What evil things has porn ever done to you?!?!

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