What the crap, my dog just humped HER toy.

2008-09-23 09:03:37

#1

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

My dog Molly humped her toy, and I turned around as was like wtf?!

She stopped, must be shy, so I stuck the camera down and then turned back to what I was doing. I caught her on film this time, randy bitch. (See what I did thar?)

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Unrelated, but related in a way.

Last edited by Sir Schmoopy (2008-09-23 09:32:09)

2008-09-23 09:04:17

#2

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6563|Birmingham, UK

lel

shes gonna get some.

2008-09-23 09:05:00

#3

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

Oh yeah sorry about black and white, low light conditions and my camera shits itself.

2008-09-23 09:05:08

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7076|London, England

You're not fucking 21 like your YouTube account says you are, you fucking.......you liar.

2008-09-23 09:06:05

#5

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
You're not fucking 21 like your YouTube account says you are, you fucking.......you liar.

What the fuck?

Watch the video, don't stalk me.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I hate the flagged feature on youtube.

2008-09-23 09:06:33

#6

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6909|The Twilight Zone

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
You're not fucking 21 like your YouTube account says you are, you fucking.......you liar.

21...12

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2008-09-23 09:06:36

#7

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6997|Texas - Bigger than France

Well, I'm aroused.

2008-09-23 09:06:39

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6608|what

I have a pet cockatiel that humps one of the perches in it's cage.

Why is this a shock to you?

2008-09-23 09:06:45

#9

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7222|UK

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
You're not fucking 21 like your YouTube account says you are, you fucking.......you liar.

owned. and lol yeah female dogs sometimes do it a young age coz they see other dogs doing it.

2008-09-23 09:07:43

#10

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7076|London, England

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Watch the video, don't stalk me.

2008-09-23 09:09:11

#11

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

TheAussieReaper wrote:
I have a pet cockatiel that humps one of the perches in it's cage.

Why is this a shock to you?

Because it's a female..

2008-09-23 09:09:43

#12

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6847|fåking denmark

lolwut?

2008-09-23 09:12:26

#13

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6608|what

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
I have a pet cockatiel that humps one of the perches in it's cage.

Why is this a shock to you?
Because it's a female..

Females have sexual urges, don't let their lies fool you. They also fart too.

2008-09-23 09:14:10

#14

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6909|The Twilight Zone

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
I have a pet cockatiel that humps one of the perches in it's cage.

Why is this a shock to you?
Because it's a female..

Girls can fuck you too you know and it looks exactly like that if shes on top. You will know this in a decade don't worry.

2008-09-23 09:14:44

#15

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

TheAussieReaper wrote:
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
I have a pet cockatiel that humps one of the perches in it's cage.

Why is this a shock to you?
Because it's a female..
Females have sexual urges, don't let their lies fool you. They also fart too.

Yeah, but tbh I've never had a girl in bed that wants to do the guy action to me.

Wait, I've never had a girl in bed.

2008-09-23 09:17:15

#16

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6608|what

You know I think suddenly the horse sex tab in your sig makes a lot more sense.

2008-09-23 09:18:10

#17

Kez: Member; +778|6159|London, UK

Stop teaching her these things. Durrrrrrrrrr

2008-09-23 09:19:12

#18

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

TheAussieReaper wrote:
You know I think suddenly the horse sex tab in your sig makes a lot more sense.

And the midget clown porn makes a lot more sense in yours.

2008-09-23 09:19:22

#19

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6563|Birmingham, UK

TheAussieReaper wrote:
You know I think suddenly the horse sex tab in your sig makes a lot more sense.

tbh

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
You know I think suddenly the horse sex tab in your sig makes a lot more sense.
And the midget clown porn makes a lot more sense in yours.

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2008-09-23 09:19:44

#20

Kez: Member; +778|6159|London, UK

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
You know I think suddenly the horse sex tab in your sig makes a lot more sense.
And the midget clown porn makes a lot more sense in yours.

No it doesn't

2008-09-23 09:20:35

#21

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

Kptk92 wrote:
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
You know I think suddenly the horse sex tab in your sig makes a lot more sense.
And the midget clown porn makes a lot more sense in yours.
No it doesn't

shh I needed a comeback.

2008-09-23 09:32:34

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

Molly goes crazayyy

EDIT: +1 to whoever can figure out the program in the background.

Last edited by Sir Schmoopy (2008-09-23 09:32:57)

2008-09-23 09:36:36

#23

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6847|fåking denmark

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

Molly goes crazayyy

EDIT: +1 to whoever can figure out the program in the background.

Crazy dog you got.

2008-09-23 09:41:05

#24

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6935|Somewhere else

My stepbrothers dog (German Shorthair) would hump the shit out of this one pillow that SHE had. It was so weird. She would literally exhaust her self doing it. She'd start in typical doggy style and slowly lean forward in a slow roll until the top of her head would smack the floor.

This would put her in a different position and it caused her to slow scoot across the floor while humping away. Eventually she would fall over on her side and lay there panting away and drooling. Always good for a laugh.

2008-09-23 09:46:16

#25

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6244|Catherine Black

Lol at the above story.

Nobody figure out what the program was?

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