Birthday war

2008-09-25 02:14:31

#1

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

Yesterday, my wife surprised me with a birthday present.

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My birthday isn't until Oct 12 though. See the problem is this, hers is on Sept 30th. This is a wise move on her part because now I have to get her something equally as good ($3,200 tractor btw) and if I don't she will hold it against me forever. I'm thinking of getting her a puppy now because they are cute and everyone loves puppies. I need help.

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 02:15:50

#2

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7235|Great Brown North

i vote puppy

i love puppies

Last edited by krazed (2008-09-25 02:16:06)

2008-09-25 02:24:12

#3

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|7011

Louis Vuitton bag. They love that shit.

2008-09-25 02:26:11

#4

oug: Calmer than you are.; +380|6975|Πάϊ

less fussy than a puppy, that's for sure!

_ƒ³

2008-09-25 02:34:02

#5

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7023|NYC / Hamburg

krazed wrote:
i vote puppy

i love puppies

exactly.

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2008-09-25 02:35:37

#6

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7206

CameronPoe wrote:
Louis Vuitton bag. They love that shit.

krazed wrote:
i vote puppy

Combine the two.

A Louis Vuitton bag with a Puppy/Toy Dog inside.

2008-09-25 02:44:13

#7

maffiaw: ph33r me 傻逼; +40|6876|Melbourne, AUS

theDude5B wrote:
Combine the two.

A Louis Vuitton bag with a Puppy/Toy Dog inside.

Agree. Instant sex tbh.

2008-09-25 02:47:03

#8

Afroman.exe: Banned; +25|6151|Adelaide, Australia

theDude5B wrote:
Combine the two.

A Louis Vuitton bag with a Puppy/Toy Dog inside.

OR a bag made from dog?

2 far? yea probably

i'd go bag, in a year you'll probably be the 1 walking the dog

2008-09-25 02:52:09

#9

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7206

Afroman.exe wrote:
in a year you'll probably be the 1 walking the dog

Walking, cleaning, feeding, playing with, and pretty much everything else.

2008-09-25 02:59:24

#10

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6863|Somersetshire

theDude5B wrote:
Afroman.exe wrote:
in a year you'll probably be the 1 walking the dog
Walking, cleaning, feeding, playing with, and pretty much everything else.

It is wise to go for the bag

remember children, adog is for life, not just for your wife?

You could get her one of those ratdogs (I'm not sure if people here know what there are but they aren't real dogs because they are rats lol)

Here's a picture

https://maxscloset.com/var/storage/images/media/images/product_images/carriers/red_carrier/38138-1-eng-US/red_carrier_productfull.jpg

Get her a ratdog in a bag, sorted

2008-09-25 03:03:30

#11

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|7194|The Hague, Netherlands

get a Chihuahua, you can put it in a cage

OE OE, a naked Chihuahua...

eats like a cornflake a week
no fur
can't walk AT ALL
cage included

and women seem to love these little "hamsters".

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2008-09-25 03:09:01

#12

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7023|NYC / Hamburg

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2008-09-25 03:22:09

#13

deeznutz1245: Connecticut: our chimps are stealin yo' faces.; +483|6948|Connecticut

All of you guys are obsessed with faggy dogs and handbags, you know that?

Malloy must go

2008-09-25 03:28:19

#14

Monkey Spanker: Show it to the nice monkey.; +284|6707|England

Take her away for a long weekend, take her shopping, nice hotel etc oh & get her diamonds, especially if the diamonds are a suprise in a nice 5 star hotel. wall to wall sexes all the weekend.

Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime

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2008-09-25 03:30:15

#15

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7206

deeznutz1245 wrote:
All of you guys are obsessed with faggy dogs and handbags, you know that?

Yeah cause we mention dogs and handbags in one thread and we are all now obsessed.

How many times in your life have you mentioned either a 'cock' or 'penis'?

2008-09-25 03:51:15

#16

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7265|Nårvei

A spa weekend usually works, send her away and invite the guys for a beer bash ... win win situation

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2008-09-25 07:22:25

#17

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6963

Varegg wrote:
A spa weekend usually works, send her away and invite the guys for a beer bash ... win win situation

yea send her and her best friend to cali or something for a few days of spa treatment and resort. idk.

2008-09-25 07:23:01

#18

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6949|N. Ireland

Gucci / Prada / Louis Vuitton

2008-09-25 07:58:47

#19

RoosterCantrell: Goodbye :); +399|6935|Somewhere else

Divorce papers.

Because it's not the money, its the thought that counts.

2008-09-25 08:25:40

#20

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6369|...

Varegg wrote:
A spa weekend usually works, send her away and invite the guys for a beer bash ... win win situation

I know I would appreciate this much more than the other ideas...but it has to be a full treatment. Actually you should get a Coach purse(a leather one...not on with the C's on it...those are tacky) and in side the purse you should have a spa day certificate(Facial, mani, pedi, hot stone massage, and hair cut...)

...and then you should all tell my husband to do this for me...lol

...

2008-09-25 08:30:18

#21

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,057|7078|Little Bentcock

tuckergustav wrote:
Varegg wrote:
A spa weekend usually works, send her away and invite the guys for a beer bash ... win win situation
I know I would appreciate this much more than the other ideas...but it has to be a full treatment. Actually you should get a Coach purse(a leather one...not on with the C's on it...those are tacky) and in side the purse you should have a spa day certificate(Facial, mani, pedi, hot stone massage, and hair cut...)

...and then you should all tell my husband to do this for me...lol

Full treatment as in happy ending? You know it.

2008-09-25 08:32:12

#22

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7188|St. Andrews / Oslo

Bag with Dog with spa certificate fastened to collar inside?

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2008-09-25 08:33:42

#23

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7206

Jenspm wrote:
Bag with Dog with spa certificate fastened to collar inside?

We have a winner!

2008-09-25 08:34:48

#24

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6369|...

Jenspm wrote:
Bag with Dog with spa certificate fastened to collar inside?

oh...you go too far, you got toooo far....lol

...

2008-09-25 08:35:35

#25

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,057|7078|Little Bentcock

You could just get her like some cheap arse perfume and act as though the mower doesn't count because it mows her lawn which she complains about if you don't so in a round about sort of way she is punishing you but is disguising it as a present so that she has yet another reason to hold something over you for the rest of your life.

*breathes*

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