Best way to get rid of the gas in my intestinal tract? Asides from shitting, I mean. I feel like a fucking balloon!!!!!!
I fucking hate that feeling. Burping helps but I suppose its more of a placebo than anything else.
Force it out....no pain no gain. Other option is using a product similar to gas-x. The last option is to to the fast-food joint that makes the greasiest burger or whatever that makes every one shite. White Castle's sliders help move my bowels and relieve me of gas problems.
You must use pressure to release pressure.
Do some sit ups and squeeze it out.
Went on the toilet right after I posted that ... hardly anything other than gas resulted. Feeling better. But I got it coming out of both ends and it sucks.
Well there's your problemCapnNismo wrote:
But I got it coming out of both ends and it sucks.
...loubot wrote:
Force it out....no pain no gain.....
Yeah but remember, .... that's how Diarrhea is unpleasantly created.
Go to the pharmacy and ask for a toot-past-like-thing that tastes like bananas but makes you throw up out of your anus. A doctor recommended it to me once (forgot the name but its Austrian made) and it made me shit so hard that I had to hold on to my tongue because I felt it being sucked downwards. I think I lost my gayginity that day....CapnNismo wrote:
Went on the toilet right after I posted that ... hardly anything other than gas resulted. Feeling better. But I got it coming out of both ends and it sucks.
Andrews Liver Salts
moar pressure it will come out
Don't push too hard when sitting on the crapper.
You can hurt yourself.
You can hurt yourself.
Doing better now, thanks guys. Had massive gas at dinner. Thanks to cigarette smoke and loud music, though, I was A-OK!
Coffee
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...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
Stab urself
Relieve the pressure.
(I had this knife, I might get another one...)
Buy one of parkers knives.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....laughed so hard i almost crapped myselfzeidmaan wrote:
Go to the pharmacy and ask for a toot-past-like-thing that tastes like bananas but makes you throw up out of your anus.CapnNismo wrote:
Went on the toilet right after I posted that ... hardly anything other than gas resulted. Feeling better. But I got it coming out of both ends and it sucks.
It's probably the toothpaste kicking in.Afroman.exe wrote:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....laughed so hard i almost crapped myselfzeidmaan wrote:
Go to the pharmacy and ask for a toot-past-like-thing that tastes like bananas but makes you throw up out of your anus.CapnNismo wrote:
Went on the toilet right after I posted that ... hardly anything other than gas resulted. Feeling better. But I got it coming out of both ends and it sucks.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.