Embarrassing moments in real life

2008-10-04 09:02:24

#1

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6998|Mountains of NC

Well last nite I went over to Books-a-million store ( roughly its about 50,000 sq ft) and being a book store, people treat it like a library, being very quiet and they got soft music playing in the speakers ..... as I was walking through the store I felt a little pressure .... so I ducked down a aisle real quick to try relieve myself .... pretty confident that it would be a quick and silent attack

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no ......... this blast sounded like a 120 decibel air horn and it went on for almost 5 seconds and its echoing ALL over the store ...... I had to reach out and grab a shelf to keep from my knees buckling under all this backed up pressure

after it was finally over, there was a eriee silence all over the store ... the music wasn't even playing ..........

the best I could I do is say " Holy shit " and walk out with a grin on my face

so any embarrassing moments in your life ??????

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2008-10-04 09:08:47

#2

jord: Member; +2,382|7108|The North, beyond the wall.

That's a good one.

Mines kinda just offensive

I was stood in the dinner queue with my mate and saw this girl. She was disgustingly ugly and about 250 pounds 5 foot 6. I said "'ere Ben look at the state of her then!". To which she kinda did a 360 and put her head down in shame. Woulda felt bad if it wasn't so funny.

I can't control my voice volume.

2008-10-04 09:11:37

#3

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6562|Scotland!

I was in the dinner queue alone as usual and this guy pointed at me and said "ere Ben look at the state of her then!" I bowed my head in shame

2008-10-04 09:15:33

#4

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6146|Vancouver, BC, Canada

One time I was at a diner, and I noticed some dude turn to some fat chick, and he says "ere Ben look at the state of her then!" all she can do at this point is turn and hang her head in shame.

I was so pissed off at his arseholeness that I peed myself

2008-10-04 09:17:21

#5

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6562|Scotland!

And then I slipped in the pee it was embarrassing

2008-10-04 09:24:41

#6

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6343|...

lol....I knew that avatar was you in real life...lol

...

2008-10-04 09:29:04

#7

TheDonkey: Eat my bearrrrrrrrrrr, Tonighttt; +163|6146|Vancouver, BC, Canada

Oh yeah yeah, I just remembered, just as I tried to slink away out the door, I heard a loud BANG and turned around to see teh fat chick slip in my pee, and she did this FULL backflip and landed on her face. I've never seen ANYONE come CLOSE to doing that, let alone some fattie.

Gawsh that was a sad day.

2008-10-04 09:39:19

#8

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7172|London

jord wrote:
To which she kinda did a 360 and put her head down in shame.

She did a twirl? lol

2008-10-04 09:41:55

#9

jord: Member; +2,382|7108|The North, beyond the wall.

Dauntless wrote:
jord wrote:
To which she kinda did a 360 and put her head down in shame.
She did a twirl? lol

She turned around to see who we were then didn't dare confront us about it. She just turned back.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Good job or ida raped her

2008-10-04 09:43:06

#10

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7139|Charlie One Alpha

I was at this bookstore, right? I was treating it like a library, you know, just sitting at one of them tables and leafing through a book, when all of a sudden, I feel a little pressure building. I kinda leaned to the left to let it go, and just as I do, this MASSIVE rip echoes through the store. Everybody stares at me in shock, and the music even stopped. I wanted to tell them it wasn't my fart which made the noise, but that would have made it even more embarrassing. Just as I'm packing up my stuff to leave, this dude comes walking out of an aisle with a big grin on his face, and I just KNOW it was him.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-10-04 09:49:21

#11

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6919|Gogledd Cymru

I did something like it Jord, the christmas temps were walking in front of me and my manager, about 2/3 metres away, and this one girl, wearing a black skirt with the bottom edges ripped, had black frizzy hair that looked like she'd been dragged through a hedge and had blue streaks in it, I turned to my manager and said in a far too loud whisper "I didn't know it was fucking halloween already". She didn't even turn around she was that embarrassed, I felt kinda bad but my manager was pissing himself, which was kinda bad considering he's a manager and all that.

2008-10-04 09:54:51

#12

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|7139|Charlie One Alpha

Reminds me of the time I was discussing "All Anal Backdoor Sluts 5" with a mate and then discovered two of my female teachers walking right behind us.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-10-04 10:10:46

#13

Benzin: Member; +576|6428

Relating a scene from a drunken night of watch midget porn as a joke and apparently these two old Austrians in the restaurant with us (or one of them at least) understood every word I was saying. He was pissing himself laughing. More embarrassing for my friends I was with, though, since two of them were girls. I think I scarred one of them for life ... her own fault for saying, "What are you saying no one here is not innocent? I'm innocent!" So I decided to see how far I could push her. Didn't take long to embarrass that one.

2008-10-04 10:19:05

#14

ParadoXic: Member; +11|6164|Vancouver, Canada

Hahaha +1 Seremaker. That had me laughing so hard.

Yeah I've had quite a few embarrassing moments. One of em I remember clearly was, I really really had to teak a leak, I could barely hold it, it was terrible, but then to my aw I finally found a public bathroom, and I just stormed into the stall and completely forgot to lock it. So I was sitting there feeling revealed when all of a sudden this person opens my stall thinking it would be empty. Wow was that ever awkward. Especially after when we're both standing there washing our hands. (I never forget to lock it now)

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2008-10-04 10:24:45

#15

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6824|The Gem Saloon

just yesterday i farted in front of my violin teacher.
but she was pretty cool about it....told me "that was pretty weak."

i was still embarrassed...but i had gone to eat at one of those greasy spoon type places with a friend before.
i had a slinger...those fuck my stomach up lol.

2008-10-04 10:33:49

#16

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7062

Parker wrote:
just yesterday i farted in front of my violin teacher.
but she was pretty cool about it....told me "that was pretty weak."

i was still embarrassed...but i had gone to eat at one of those greasy spoon type places with a friend before.
i had a slinger...those fuck my stomach up lol.

Violin? Cool

2008-10-04 10:37:05

#17

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6824|The Gem Saloon

ya, i went from the banjo to the violin.
though, my teacher tells me im very advanced with the violin, so i have really only been focusing on that.

its a great stress reliever....it like, forces me to think about other things.
AND its a challenge, which is important to me. if i dont challenge myself i grow complacent.

2008-10-04 10:52:07

#18

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6893|Tyne & Wear, England

I still get stick about this incident from my mates to this day.

When I was about 6 or 7 years old at school we were all getting ready for swimming. Anyhow, I was running late and everyone else was waiting by the pool. So in a hurry I got 'ready' and ran to the pool. When I got to the entrance the swimming teacher said "Haven't you forgotten something Luke?", I looked down and I was stark bollock naked, somehow forgot to put my swimming shorts on.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-10-04 11:01:08

#19

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6177|Croatia

I burped during geography last year

2008-10-04 11:09:49

#20

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6537|Birmingham, UK

ParadoXic wrote:
Hahaha +1 Seremaker. That had me laughing so hard.

Yeah I've had quite a few embarrassing moments. One of em I remember clearly was, I really really had to teak a leak, I could barely hold it, it was terrible, but then to my aw I finally found a public bathroom, and I just stormed into the stall and completely forgot to lock it. So I was sitting there feeling revealed when all of a sudden this person opens my stall thinking it would be empty. Wow was that ever awkward. Especially after when we're both standing there washing our hands. (I never forget to lock it now)

Reminds me of that episode of Mr Bean, and, when i was in one of the service stations on a motorway...

I was in a cubical taking my time and some freak starts banging across all the doors, and when he got to mine he did some sort drum solo...

Takes all sorts i suppose...

2008-10-04 11:19:18

#21

sexecuti0ner: What kinda guy are you are?; +148|6661

Last year I was at a friends house and after a few drinks, I realized I had to piss really bad. Everyone was hanging out in the back yard, so I went inside to the bathroom but someone was in it. I then went back outside to piss in the corner of the back yard and in the haste to get my dick out, I accidentally let go of my pants. Unfortunately, the combination of the weight of my jeans and boxers that were too big, my jeans pulled my boxers down and I was standing there taking a leak with my pants around my ankles like I used to when I was four.

2008-10-04 11:31:00

#22

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6844|Vienna

ParadoXic wrote:
Hahaha +1 Seremaker. That had me laughing so hard.

Yeah I've had quite a few embarrassing moments. One of em I remember clearly was, I really really had to teak a leak, I could barely hold it, it was terrible, but then to my aw I finally found a public bathroom, and I just stormed into the stall and completely forgot to lock it. So I was sitting there feeling revealed when all of a sudden this person opens my stall thinking it would be empty. Wow was that ever awkward. Especially after when we're both standing there washing our hands. (I never forget to lock it now)

why were you sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom while taking a piss? You little girl

2008-10-04 13:29:37

#23

ParadoXic: Member; +11|6164|Vancouver, Canada

zeidmaan wrote:
ParadoXic wrote:
Hahaha +1 Seremaker. That had me laughing so hard.

Yeah I've had quite a few embarrassing moments. One of em I remember clearly was, I really really had to teak a leak, I could barely hold it, it was terrible, but then to my aw I finally found a public bathroom, and I just stormed into the stall and completely forgot to lock it. So I was sitting there feeling revealed when all of a sudden this person opens my stall thinking it would be empty. Wow was that ever awkward. Especially after when we're both standing there washing our hands. (I never forget to lock it now)
why were you sitting on the toilet in a public bathroom while taking a piss? You little girl

Hm well it was a long time ago when I was younger. I never sit on the toilet in public bathrooms anymore.

Serevant@ Lol wait which Mr. Bean episode are you referring to? (I haven't watched that show in so long)
Hahaha that's pretty funny. I also remember a long time ago I was in a public bathroom and there were a ton of free stalls but these three kids that was a little older than me at the time wouldn't leave me in peace, for some odd reason they wanted to use the stall I was in instead of any of the others which was kinda odd.

2008-10-04 13:33:23

#24

SealXo: Member; +309|6965

i got caught having sex by a secutiry guard at macys

i win

2008-10-04 13:36:36

#25

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6131|College Park, MD

Prologue: I ate lots of Mexican food
More prologue: I sat through a long movie
More more prologue: I waited in line for a while to go to the bathroom

Took the most epic diarrhea shit ever. Spewing out like a geyser. Anyway, I wipe up and flush only to notice:

1) It stank
2) There was a huge shit mark on the toilet bowl.

I walk out of the stall quickly, and the guy who goes in opens the door, looks in, sees & smells the aftermath of my presence, and a look of complete disgust comes over his face. I lol, wash my hands, the hightail it outta there.

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