Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7092|Montreal, Qc, Canada
Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

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* In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
   
* 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
   
* 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
   
* 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
   
* >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
 
  * >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

   * >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.


This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

Last edited by Andoura (2008-10-08 22:56:30)

Afroman.exe
Banned
+25|6149|Adelaide, Australia
That makes me thirsty for Coke

Barney from the Simpsons:   HOOK IT INTO MY VEIN!!!!!!
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6845|Southern California
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DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6609|Vancouver | Canada
So am I abnormal for feeling absolutely nothing when drinking Coke?
VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6845|Southern California

DefCon-17 wrote:

So am I abnormal for feeling absolutely nothing when drinking Coke?
No not really... I think its all kinda an exageration for anyone who weighs more then 80lbs, or is not having their first soda in 18 years.
eskimo_sammyjoe
Did someone say tea?
+112|6688|S.A. Australia
Not quite sure what you're trying to achieve here, but it hasn't taken me off the stuff.  It's like anything, its fine as long as you dont drink only coke and never move.
Serious Flex
Home
Section.80
+447|7301|Seattle, Washington, USA

DefCon-17 wrote:

So am I abnormal for feeling absolutely nothing when drinking Coke?
Yeah, seriously... Those "energy drinks" like Monster and Jolt don't do shit for me either.
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7092|Montreal, Qc, Canada

eskimo_sammyjoe wrote:

Not quite sure what you're trying to achieve here[...]
Not trying to achieve nothing, I just found this on the internet and thought i would share as I also founded it strange/exaggerating...
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6673|Phoenix, AZ
i dont drink coke.


water tbh
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6609|Vancouver | Canada

Home wrote:

DefCon-17 wrote:

So am I abnormal for feeling absolutely nothing when drinking Coke?
Yeah, seriously... Those "energy drinks" like Monster and Jolt don't do shit for me either.
Try some ginseng juice.

That shit actually worked a little.
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7118|NT, like Mick Dundee

DefCon-17 wrote:

Home wrote:

DefCon-17 wrote:

So am I abnormal for feeling absolutely nothing when drinking Coke?
Yeah, seriously... Those "energy drinks" like Monster and Jolt don't do shit for me either.
Try some ginseng juice.

That shit actually worked a little.
Everybody's brain chemistry reacts differently do certain things. Caffeine is one of those substances that different reactions in different people can be caused. I remember a doctor who couldn't drink caffeinated drinks and he told me they put him to sleep. Hah.

He could have been talkin out of his ass though.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

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