Man Charged With Assault After Injuring Police Officer With ..........

2008-10-11 08:33:25

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SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7020|Mountains of NC

An Australian police officer patrolling the Bathurst 1000 Supercars event has been injured after being struck on the head with an adult sex toy.

A police spokesman said a 22-year-old man from Moss Vale launched at the male police officer who was seated inside a police vehicle and struck him in the head with the adult sex toy.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-10-11 08:37:44

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Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7029|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

I can see the title in the newspapers now.

"Beaten to death with huge purple dildo!"

2008-10-11 08:40:55

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Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6649|Winland

That guy is my new idol. I've always wanted to hurt someone with a sex toy, in a non-sexual way.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-10-11 08:56:38

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Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7073|London, England

Freezer7Pro wrote:
That guy is my new idol. I've always wanted to hurt someone with a sex toy, in a non-sexual way.

There isn't really any way to hurt someone with a sex toy in a non-sexual way. You'll learn when you grow up

2008-10-11 08:59:57

#5

Mugen: Member; +19|6451

Mek-Stizzle wrote:
Freezer7Pro wrote:
That guy is my new idol. I've always wanted to hurt someone with a sex toy, in a non-sexual way.
There isn't really any way to hurt someone with a sex toy in a non-sexual way. You'll learn when you grow up

do whips count as sex toys?

Last edited by Mugen (2008-10-11 09:00:08)

2008-10-11 09:00:23

#6

Lynx14: Member; +41|6423

what the fuck?

2008-10-11 10:22:03

#7

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|7004|Scotland

Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!

2008-10-11 10:27:00

#8

Luigi: Sniper Whore; +97|6631|Wisconsin

White-Fusion wrote:
Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!

Lol, I remember that.

2008-10-11 11:16:05

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JoshP: Banned; +176|6141|Notts, UK

White-Fusion wrote:
Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!

haha that was funny

interestingly one actually spawned in the police station somewhere, coincidence?

2008-10-11 11:44:17

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The#1Spot: Member; +105|6992|byah

White-Fusion wrote:
Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!

Except it sounded like you were beating people with a ballon

2008-10-11 12:55:24

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Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6899|Boulder, CO

Reminds me of lock stock and two smoking barrels.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MPwKtB7kPpg

2008-10-11 12:59:47

#12

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|7169|Riva, MD

JoshP wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!
haha that was funny

interestingly one actually spawned in the police station somewhere, coincidence?

It spawned in the shower actually, lol

2008-10-11 13:01:47

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Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6941|Gogledd Cymru

_j5689_ wrote:
JoshP wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!
haha that was funny

interestingly one actually spawned in the police station somewhere, coincidence?
It spawned in the shower actually, lol

Thats what he said....

2008-10-11 14:54:30

#14

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6200|Croatia

The question is:Why did he have a dildo at car show?

2008-10-11 17:20:57

#15

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6998

_j5689_ wrote:
JoshP wrote:
White-Fusion wrote:
Reminded me of GTA:SA

Beating people to death with the double ended dildo ftw!
haha that was funny

interestingly one actually spawned in the police station somewhere, coincidence?
It spawned in the shower actually, lol

That will be his defense. GTA made me do it!

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