Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6154|College Park, MD
Background: As some of you may remember, around January of this year I posted a topic concerned about a large bump I had on my ass. Went to the doctor, he told me to take some anti-biotics and bathe in epsom salt-saturated water. Seemed to work.

Now many months later, that bump came back. This morning when I got out of the shower I noticed it was bleeding / burst. I flipped out, tried to dry it up, then went about business as usual.

As the school day crept on, the abscess became more and more uncomfortable, to the point where it was very painful to the touch of hand or fabric (it was essentially an open wound). I wound up going to the hospital to get it fixed once and for all.

I get into my hospital gown and get on my side. The doctor tells me the quick procedure and starts.

HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER FELT THAT MUCH PAIN IN MY LIFE but god damn is it liberating (and I'm 10x manlier for not crying like a baby)

They first tried getting some pus out (to culture it to make sure the infection isn't something like MRSA) and that didn't work, so they had to cut it with a scalpel. That was by far the most fucking painful part. Then they had to squeeze it which was also very painful, but now I have antibiotics to treat it AND it doesn't hurt to walk or sit anymore.
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Gooners
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Abscess is a cover for a prostate exam.
FatherTed
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Gooners wrote:

Abscess is a cover for a prostate sexuality exam.
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Gooners
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Hence extreme pain. And how it hurt to walk.
Roc18
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That's disgusting. Thanks for sharing.
MAGUIRE93
High Angle Hell
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so u have a dent in ur but now?
GorillaKing798
Too legit to quit
+48|6567|Tampa, Florida
I had something similiar was it a pilonidal cyst? That's what I had hurt like a mother fucker.

Last edited by GorillaKing798 (2008-10-15 18:16:38)

Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6154|College Park, MD
@Roc18 what do you expect with a topic title like 'I had an abscess treated today'?

@Maguire no

@Gorilla damned if I know, it fucking hurt before the quick operation but seems dandy now.
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Roc18
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

@Roc18 what do you expect with a topic title like 'I had an abscess treated today'?
I was expecting to be disgusted, which I was....
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7142|Tampa Bay Florida
you should've youtubed it...
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6154|College Park, MD

Spearhead wrote:

you should've youtubed it...
I wanted to see what they had taken out / sampled but they took it to the lab while they were putting a bandage on my ass.
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Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7142|Tampa Bay Florida

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Spearhead wrote:

you should've youtubed it...
I wanted to see what they had taken out / sampled but they took it to the lab while they were putting a bandage on my ass.
In that case it was probably not an infection, but an implant the aliens put inside your ass when you were abducted last month.  Now the Feds are inspecting it.

Last edited by Spearhead (2008-10-15 19:16:05)

Reciprocity
Member
+721|7033|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Spearhead wrote:

Now the Feds are inspecting it.
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from his ass.
Locoloki
I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!
+216|7092|Your moms bedroom
lucky it wasnt staf inection

ps was the abcess from sitting on bf2s all the time or what?
GorillaKing798
Too legit to quit
+48|6567|Tampa, Florida

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

@Roc18 what do you expect with a topic title like 'I had an abscess treated today'?

@Maguire no

@Gorilla damned if I know, it fucking hurt before the quick operation but seems dandy now.
Yeah it was probably a cyst, hurts like a bitch until it drains.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7125|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Background: As some of you may remember, around January of this year I posted a topic concerned about a large bump I had on my ass. Went to the doctor, he told me to take some anti-biotics and bathe in epsom salt-saturated water. Seemed to work.

Now many months later, that bump came back. This morning when I got out of the shower I noticed it was bleeding / burst. I flipped out, tried to dry it up, then went about business as usual.

As the school day crept on, the abscess became more and more uncomfortable, to the point where it was very painful to the touch of hand or fabric (it was essentially an open wound). I wound up going to the hospital to get it fixed once and for all.

I get into my hospital gown and get on my side. The doctor tells me the quick procedure and starts.

HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER FELT THAT MUCH PAIN IN MY LIFE but god damn is it liberating (and I'm 10x manlier for not crying like a baby)

They first tried getting some pus out (to culture it to make sure the infection isn't something like MRSA) and that didn't work, so they had to cut it with a scalpel. That was by far the most fucking painful part. Then they had to squeeze it which was also very painful, but now I have antibiotics to treat it AND it doesn't hurt to walk or sit anymore.
I have had about 3 of these surgically removed and the sound of the rubber glove never gets any easier.  I reckon with the help of weed and Jacks I have burst about 10 of these in my time and fuck me that hurts as you will know your ment to be under general.  I am not shaving my ass as they suggest and I'm not taking 4-6 weeks off work as they also suggest so I flip and bend with the help of a self made hall of mirrors, face my fear, bite the pillow and get the fucker out myself.  Im due to have half my ass cut away next year to try and prevent it, nice.  Mine are caused by an ingrowing hair.  Well thats what he said and I pressume he didnt mean hare cos I can promise you I have not had any rabbits near my ass as if I had my name would be Warren.  It isn't.

I usually get nurses visit me at home for a week or two to change the padding from the hole they cut out (about the size of your middle finger), my ass resembles a sift/collinder.
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|7172|Scotland

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER FELT THAT MUCH PAIN IN MY LIFE
try this for dessert

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