Roc18
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+655|6243|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tourneyfag

I found this article on ED that basically talks about these people who take Super Smash Brothers way too seriously to the point where some levels are banned or partially banned based on reasons like defensive or offensive advantages, characters being sorted into tiers, debates over whether items should matter or not and some thing called "wavedashing" that ive never heard about and ive been playing super smash bros since the first one came out. I found people taking super smash bros this seriously funny. If you have some time on your hand or are bored  read the article its hilarious.


Just read what probably took these losers 7 hours to write
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Why people who dont wavedash automatically suck at the game
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/23/You_fail_at_melee.png

Brawl suited for noobs supposedly
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e9/Tourneyfag_SynikaL.png

lol
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6154|College Park, MD
lol @ the last one

If he's so good how did he lose to a total noob >_>
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Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7194|FUCK UBISOFT

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

lol @ the last one

If he's so good how did he lose to a total noob >_>
because it was fair.
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13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|6151
i lol'd, reminds me of bf2 server admins.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6899|Chicago, IL
loooooooool


party game is for parties, not srsness

We used to play that game all the time, so much fun  (Especially the 4x jigglypuff match )
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6417|London, England

I can wavedash, its completely useless imo. I never play with items and I usually just played onFinal Destination, I like the tourney rules, items are dumb
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VicktorVauhn
Member
+319|6844|Southern California
Sounds a lot like a forum dedicated to BF2 where people argue over what levels are cheap nade fests and what weapons in the game are actually called or what kits are cheap and how noobish claymores are...
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6608|Vancouver | Canada

VicktorVauhn wrote:

Sounds a lot like a forum dedicated to BF2 where people argue over what levels are cheap nade fests and what weapons in the game are actually called or what kits are cheap and how noobish claymores are...
...Ahahahaha.

No kidding, huh?
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6920
Wow Roc, you summed up all my hatred for competitive gaming in one post.

+1

Last edited by DoctaStrangelove (2008-10-15 19:24:36)

The_Sniper_NM
Official EVGA Fanboy
+94|6566|SC | USA |
Reminds me of the geniuses who created the RoC.

Last edited by The_Sniper_NM (2008-10-15 19:42:20)

SharkyMcshark
I'll take two
+132|7237|Perth, Western Australia
I fucking love Smash Bros and can put my hand up to say that the most fun I've had on a console with friends has been it. I've been playing it right back from the 64 days (Captain Falcon -> Falco -> Starwolf has been my progression of 'mains' as the mongs on those forums call it) and regulrly get together with friends, not with the express purpose of playing Smash Bros... but it always ends that way. I bought SSBB the day after it came out in Aus (exam period ftl) and have played it with friends in person, and online since then. What I'm trying to establish is that I'm no stranger to the Smash series, in fact I'm quite a fan.

That said, I've looked at those forums (smashboards in particular), and they fucking disgust me. Console gaming is inherently different than PC gaming (although less and less so with the introduction of Live/PSN/Wii Wifi), in that it generally is more good natured, and is overtly something that you do for fun, as opposed to the fun coming from the winning itself. I have seen the flamewars about whether Metaknight should be banned from tournaments. I have been witness to the rantings of deluded people going on and on about how their character of choice really r teh awesome and should be in a higher (or lower) tier. There was literally a story on there once about how someone at a mates place was asked to stop wavedashing because he was about to break the controller, so he chucked a hissy and left the house. Everyone congratulated him and said that his friend was bitter. These are the same people that take the C Sticks out of their controllers to show that theyre not 'nub' (you can do a smash attack either using the c stick or by pressing A at the same time as a direction, with the former being considered noob because it takes less than one hand to do).

It's elitism. The same as the people that play CAL or TWL or PAM4, although arguably they're inherently different as they're for competitive computer games, as opposed to a party console game. Don't get me wrong, they can ban whatever stage or characters they want for their circlejerk tournaments. But then to go around criticising people and declaring them inferior for beating them on a different ruleset (arguably 'the way the game was meant to be played') seems counter productive to me. Same for their glitch techniques (wavedashing was removed for a reason, primarily because it wasn't an intended effect of the physics/combat mechanics of the game).

I mean Christ almighty, look at the fluster they've worked me into.

PS anyone still play much online? Could we get a bf2s tourney going? (so I can ban all the levels and characters except the ones I use)
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6681|NSW, Australia

tbh i find ED as bad as ebaums

imo

Last edited by Nappy (2008-10-16 04:38:02)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7073|London, England
Yes, they're losers. But they're (ed people who wrote the article) are just as much, if not more, for actually:

a) reading it all
b) not just reading it, but highlighting it and annotating it with awsm smiley faces to go

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-10-16 04:51:35)

Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|7027|London
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=75127
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=44584
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42480

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They have fun being better at the game than you are and playing competitively. You have fun posting on forums about them being sad. To each his own.

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