dirtyepics
Member
+19|7182|England
This is the thing I find the funniest and take the most personally in BF2.

You pull into a base in a jeep or apc or something on your own to take the flag. You see one guy running around, ducking behind buildings, hiding behind trees etc. You sit there thinking that its nice and safe and warm in your mode of transport. You've got the air con on and the music blaring. You could stay this way and take the flag but that guy is like an annoying wasp that keeps flying around you, taunting you. He's saying you can take the flag but when you go I'm going to take it right back you pussy.

So, you're like, I can take him, so you get out and play the stealth game so you can nail the bitch. Aah but this is what he wanted you to do and he's better at this and he kills you. As you're lying on the ground hoping there's a medic somewhere even though you know there's no chance you hear the ultimate insult..........................THE FUCKER IS TAKING YOUR APC...................YOUR FUCKING APC. As you lay there dying he takes your pride and joy and thats the last sound you hear!
dracul
Member
+2|7258
I love doing that, I normally try and run people over with the stolen vehicle :-)
tF-afrojap
Member
+124|7297|SF
Someone make an APC version of n*gg* stole my bike plz. There is a demand for it.

http://niggastolemybike.ytmnsfw.com/
NPN_Scorpio
Member
+2|7132|King's Island

tF-afrojap wrote:

Someone make an APC version of n*gg* stole my bike plz. There is a demand for it.

http://niggastolemybike.ytmnsfw.com/
Great idea, but "tank", "ride", "plane", "wheels" and the rest of the monosyllabic crew would be easier to squeeze into the lyrics than "Ayy Pee Cee".

Cute links for any "don't steal my ***" thread.
StormEye
Sniper
+50|7095|Malibu
Ya I find it funny when an annoying engineer keeps repairing his own tank by driving it back behind the building. So I went and hid in the building closest to where he always went to to repair his precious.

Once the signal came on where he got out of the tank to repair it. Hehehe... I took it and ran him over.
And killed the two enemy APCs who didn't even know where the tank shell was even coming from (or maybe they knew where it was coming from but didn't realize why it was comming from their side of the line.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7181|Uhh... erm...
Getting killed by pe-1.2 AA.
Skruples
Mod Incarnate
+234|7151
I love it when people get out of their vehicles to repair. I do it occasionally, but i cant remember the last time i had my ride stolen by someone other than a teammate (bastards).

Whenever I see someone hopping out of their vehicle to repair, I make it my mission in life (that life, that is. the next  one is only 15 seconds away) to steal their vehicle. Theres nothing more satisfying than killing the enemy with their own equipment.

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