What Secrets Will the Next President Be Told Of?

2008-10-24 19:41:47

#1

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6604|what

We all know that the President is privy to all kinds of vital information for his eyes only. But what do you think will be the next set of secrets to be revealed to McCain or Obama after the next inauguration?

Here are the launch codes for the Nuclear weapons sir, "A, B, C, 1, 2, 3".

No there are no aliens at Area 51. That's just where we filmed the Moon landing. Plus all the aliens are at Area 12.

Elvis wasn't an alien. I don't even know where to begin with 'that' one.

Yes, sadly the secret service are responsible for JFK's assassination. He knew too much. Don't you go snooping around either, or else...

2008-10-24 19:42:28

#2

The A W S M F O X: I Won't Deny It; +172|6135|SQUID

Just how awesome A W S M F O X really is.

+ Elvis killed JFK THE FACTS ARE ALL HERE MAN

http://www.jokewallpaper.com/elvisshotjfk/index.html

Last edited by The A W S M F O X (2008-10-24 19:43:17)

2008-10-24 19:47:06

#3

Negerkungen: I could not care less; +541|7194|Topside

TheAussieReaper wrote:
We all know that the President is privy to all kinds of vital information for his eyes only. But what do you think will be the next set of secrets to be revealed to McCain or Obama after the next inauguration?

Here are the launch codes for the Nuclear weapons sir, "A, B, C, 1, 2, 3".

No there are no aliens at Area 51. That's just where we filmed the Moon landing. Plus all the aliens are at Area 12.

Elvis wasn't an alien. I don't even know where to begin with 'that' one.

Yes, sadly the secret service are responsible for JFK's assassination. He knew too much. Don't you go snooping around either, or else...

You have way too much time on your hands.

2008-10-24 22:34:35

#4

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6904|The Twilight Zone

That Bush was kidnapped by aliens and they removed his brain

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2008-10-24 22:41:38

#5

rdx-fx: ...; +955|7042

"President Obama, as your new head of security, it is my duty to inform you that the powers that be take a very dim view of dirty, inexperienced Chicago politicians that get elected purely on 'giving good speech'. Just ask the Kennedy clan. Now play nice nice, give some good speeches, and be a good distraction"

[this is the thread where we channel our innermost tinfoil hat wearing paranoid child, right? ]

2008-10-24 22:45:51

#6

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7217|Cambridge (UK)

"you're not really in charge of anything, Scorpion0x17 runs everything from his secret bunker on the dark side of the moon"

2008-10-25 07:02:05

#7

Ioan92: Member; +337|6173

Men in black do exist. j/k

2008-10-25 08:02:57

#8

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7072|London, England

need to know basis

That applies to any future presidents

Last edited by Mek-Stizzle (2008-10-25 08:03:09)

2008-10-25 08:07:57

#9

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7029|Columbus, OH

George Luca's next Star Wars movie script and new line of merchandise toys/games.

2008-10-25 08:18:25

#10

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7078|UK

That we're all The Matrix.

2008-10-25 08:47:01

#11

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7012|Southampton, UK

"That the world is going to implode, under the influence of you, sir.

And I voted for you. HAH!"

2008-10-25 08:57:40

#12

pndragon26: Member; +23|7137

"Excuse me, Mr. Obama... ummm, we are out of money!"

2008-10-25 09:11:59

#13

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7158|67.222.138.85

"We actually get all policy making decisions from BF2S DAST."

2008-10-25 09:14:50

#14

phishman420: Banned; +821|6132

Marijuana is harmless and should be legalized.

Oh wait, everyone already knows that.

2008-10-25 09:21:08

#15

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6862|'Murka

All of them.

That's how it works.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2008-10-25 16:08:50

#16

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6817|California

Jesus wasn't white, he was black and he had a afro
religion is a bunch of shananigans and people just use it as a excuse
dinosaurs are real and they were put into hibernation underground
the moon is actually the sun while the suns actually the moon
Pokemons were based on a true story where they existed billion years ago before humans were formed.

YARLY

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